Kingdom Hearts 1.5

As told by The Sarmm

Riso's Gummi Ship

"So Stranger. What's the first thing you remember?" Kairi asked.

"Well I was walking along a path in a huge meadow and I saw this guy wearing a black cloak."

FLASHBACK

Stranger was walking in the meadow that was The End Of The World. He saw Roxas walking by on his way to Castle Oblivion. Stranger ran up to him and started beating him up with his Keyblade. After Roxas was unconscious Stranger looked around, grabbed his cloak and ran of. Axel came by and saw Roxas lying there and went to help him, but Stranger beat him up to. Then DiZ came by and Stranger beat him up. Then the Taco Bell dog walked pass and Stranger stole his bag of Taco Bell food. Then Stranger left and went to Traverse Town.

END FLASHBACK

"That was very strange, senor. You do need to find out who you are." Riso said.

"So where are we going Riso?" Kairi asked.

"Good question. I think we'll go to my old home, Hollow Bastion."

"Good. We can talk to Leon." Kairi said.

"Who? I don't know a Leon. Ah well."

Hollow Bastion

Ghost paced back and forth in front of Cid and Cloud. And paced. And paced. And paced. And paced some more. Finally he said "I think I'll order pizza. Do you guys want any?"

Cloud looked up. "Yea. Could you get some ice cream too? And some Dr Pepper?"

"Sure. Why not?"

This is too easy Cloud thought.

Kingdom Hearts

Neez showed Kaiso, Riku and the king the gas station. There was a bunch of Gummi ships lying around with other assorted junk.

"This is my home." Neez said.

"How do you stand the Heartless attacks?" The king asked.

"Heartless? What are those?" Neez asked.

"This isn't good." Riku said.

The Sarmm: So chapter three is finally up.

Riku: Your point?

The Sarmm: BE QUIET UNDERLING!

Sora: He's not an underling.

The Sarmm: Ohhh. Anybody want pizza?

Cloud: Yep.

Cid: Sure.

Stranger: Sure. BUT WHO AM I!

The Sarmm: Ummm… Geno do the disclaimer before Stranger kills me. (Runs away from Stranger.)

Geno: The Sarmm only owns Neez, Kaiso, Riso and Ghost. Also whoever can guess what game I'm from gets… an OC in the story. Except Karxon.

Riso: And that's a fact.

Kairi: Bye!

The Sarmm: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Stranger: GET BACK HERE!