TICKLE ME FLAME, Admiral Zhao doll.

Mostly it was the women who were interested in this doll. He looked rugged and handsome with his large sideburns, his steely eyes, his chiseled chin. What woman in the Fire Nation wouldn't want to take him home? Especially since he had given his life to try and defeat one of the country's most powerful enemies, the Northern Water Tribe?

A portly woman tickled his feet, and the doll chuckled, "My you have an interesting side, remember to obey the Fire Lord, and maybe I'll show you mine!"

"Such a tease," the woman cooed, making two or three of the children by her gag with disgust.

Another woman tickled his stomach, and he laughed. "Don't try that again, unless your willing to pledge complete allegiance to me, and help me in my destiny."

"His destiny?" the woman asked.

"We believed he could save us from the Water Tribe, somehow," another woman said.

"How?" asked a third.

"They've never said, but apparently he got very close to doing it. The avatar stopped him though."

The woman smiled and looked down at the doll, stroking his face. "Well, if you ask me, I'd love to be his destiny!"

Yet another woman tickled her doll, and it laughed and looked up at her, "Boy that tickles, be a good citizen and burn down any who oppose us!"

"Wow these dolls are patriotic!" the young woman said.

"And very educational too!" the spokesman said with a nod. "Here, tickle his feet and stomach."

She followed his directions, and the doll shook with laugher, and finally said, "The avatar is a potty mouth, and a snot nosed brat, don't listen to anything he says!"

"Oh well," she said. "He is educational! I didn't know that!"

Another young woman tickled her doll, and it repeated many of the former phrases. Finally getting fed up with it, she turned to the spokesman, and he shrugged. It was supposed to have six phrases, and he had gone around listening to other dolls spouting them, but for some reason this doll just wasn't interested in doing what he was made to do.

He took the doll from her, and tickled it himself, and finally the doll spout the words, "Don't ever do that again, I'm not that kind of man," with a guff of laughter.

"Well there you go!" the spokesman said, "Now push here, and he'll finish the statement."

She followed his directions, and the doll laughed again, "Whoa Fire Flakes, you've really know how to get my gears turning!"

"Okay, don't you think this is inappropriate a statement for a child's toy?" she asked.

"Only if it were a child holding it, but like the princess' aides, and Iroh and the Fire Lord, we knew more than just children would be interested in them." the spokesman said.

"Okay, I suppose that makes sense." She looked at the doll and stroked him under the arms. He laughed again and rattled back and forth, his eyes wobbling all over the place. "Goodness gracious, what a stirring and heart felt attempt to lift my spirits! I'm sure the Fire Lord will be pleased with your loyalty!"

"These things are kind of weird," the woman said, her face screwing up.

The spokesman leaned in and whispered in her ear, "To be honest, he was a weird kind of person anyway."

"I heard that you son of a bitch," the doll roared, leaping out of the woman's hands and tried to strangle the spokesman.

"Code nut job, Code nut job," the spokesman cried out. Security quickly gathered and pulled the doll off of him. "I did say that these were only the prototypes, didn't I?" he laughed as the woman looked at him and the doll.

"If you say so, but to be honest, that kinda turned me on!" the woman said. "I'll take fifty of them!" She pulled out a large purse, paid the price and walked off with dozens and dozens of Zhao dolls.

The man looked at the woman and frowned. "Damn, it really takes all kinds!"

Okay, this was a short chapter, but there wasn't much I could think of for Zhao's doll to do or say. He makes for a good villain, but as a toy for a child, or a companion for a very lonely rich woman, I'm not sure he'd make the grade! Apologies for anyone wanting a larger chapter. Anyway, up next is: Iroh!

P.S. for those of you wanting a Jun doll, well sorry, but she's not part of the Fire Nation royal family, nor is she in their military. I'm not even sure she is Fire Nation in origin. Maybe if I do a sequel, don't wait up for that for a while but it may eventually happen, she'll have her own doll. Okay onto the next chapter!