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Ahem, sorry! You just caught me in my meditation hour!…What? WHAT! You got a problem, racists

Jaden: SILENCE, YOU FOOL!

Me: No one tells me to silence! Now you die!

(Takes out gun) ((Chases Jaden while screaming like maniac))

Me: AIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI!

Jaden: NOO! Spare me! WAHAHA!

Me: Fine. I was getting tired anyway. Time for some fun, BABY!

Zane: Great. NOW whom are you going to torture?

Me: (looks at Zane) Go ahead, guess! Hehehehehehehehehehehe!

Zane: (whispering) Gulp...Mommy!

KYS Yugioh GX: THE WORKS: Ch.2

"MUHAHAHAHAHA!" I mutter as I count my money. "Soon, at this rate, I'll be a million-no, BILLIONARE after this scam is over. Finally, those GX scum are getting what they deserve. They will know what it means to be humiliated and lose dignity..." I sigh and look down on the floor, "..just as I did, so long ago." "Oh, stop whining already! Who cares about your needs? I just want my share of the money!" a voice out of nowhere says. I look up angrily, and say, "MONEY? Right now our lives are being put at risk, we're crooks on the loose, and all you can think about is the MONEY? What are you, crazy?" "Hey, hey, don't get this the wrong way," the voice said. "Remember, I owe them back as well. We're in this together, right Masked Duelist?" "Right! Now you're talking! We'll humiliate them so bad; they'll never show their faces in anime again! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

(Together) MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

LATER, AT THE STUDIO….

While the dynamic duo were busy laughing maniacally, a very familiar Obelisk Blue student is walking around a very familiar room. "Where is he?" Zane mumbled to himself, "I've been waiting for an hour! Does he do THIS for amusement?" Since he was so bored of walking, Zane decided to go sit in the chair. Suddenly, he heard a very familiar voice.

Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars….

Zane still sat in the chair, not surprised by the way.

Know Your Stars…Zane Trusdale...he once had sex with a turkey.

Zane just sat there, scratching his nose. The crowd gasped

Wait, why aren't you embarrassed? Know Your Stars...Zane Trusdale… his deck is so bad, he makes Syrus Trusdale look like Seto Kaiba.

Zane still sat there unmoving. He then pulled out some cheese from his pocket and started eating it. Meanwhile the crowd was roaring with laughter at the voice.

Grrr…WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! WHY AREN'T YOU HUMILIATED! STOP MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY SHOW, YOU SON OF A (BLLEEEP)!

"Wait, wait! Hold on!" I call out from the crowd. " I'm coming over." And I vanish into thin air. "Whoa…that was weird," Zane whispers. Then he hears another very familiar voice say,

"Know Your Stars...Zane Trusdale… his crush Alexis is gay."

Zane drops his sandwich, eyes widen, and his face dwells up with tears. "What. B-but I had a future planed for us. W-we were going to have BABIES! It's not fair! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" And he ran away, bawling his eyes out like the wimp he is.

"Now you know… even though you wish you didn't…Zane Crybaby."

The crowd was now screaming with laughter at the voice and me, and at the now whimpering Zane, who was now lying on the ground outside the studio, sucking his thumb.

MEANWHILE, IN ANOTHER PART OF THE ACADEMY…

"Hey Mindy, did you hear? They found Zane outside the studio, sucking his thumb!" "Really! That's so unlike Zane," Mindy exclaimed. "Yeah, I know! He kept muttering something about leaving his cheese behind before leaving the studio crying," Alexis said. "What a weirdo. I'm SO glad I'm not straight. I'm so lucky to have a girl like you. Alexis, I LOVE YOU!" Alexis was a little shocked, then smirked. "Let's see how much you love me, Baby Face!" And she led Mindy into her room. Both girls were giggling now. And, until five in the morning, you could hear faint moaning, kissing, and giggling from Alexis' room.

LATER AT THE STUDIO…

"Another fun day of torture! HAHAHA!" I yell as I count another batch of money. " NOW who should I torture?" HAHAHAHAHA!

The End-Yeah, and I'm the King of Games!

Zane: Oh. My. God

Me: What! What is it?

Zane: You can't put Yuri in a humor fic! That's why it's called HUMOR fic!

Me: That's WHY it's funny! Alexis' gayness just made YOU cry!

Zane: Not that I care by the way! I don't REALLY like Alexis

Me: Suuuurrrre you don't, liar! (takes out machine gun and kills Zane)

Me: Well that's it. RR soon people! Ciao!

Masked Duelist, over and out!