ONE DAY I WAS…

Oh, darn it! I'm just going to start the chapter. I … I forgot what I wanted to say! Oh well!

Disclaimer: I don't own GX, Yugioh, blah blah blah! Whatever.

KYS Yugioh GX: The Works: Ch.3

There's only one thing worse than Jaden thinking he loves Alexis, but there's also the fact that Alexis is gay! That's the worst! And since I hate her more than Tea, I'm going to do the worst things to her I possibly can. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

"Can it, (BEEP)! Stop being stupid!" Alexis had already found the chair.

"Oh no, she didn't!" The crowd oooed for a while.

"You're gonna regret this, whore!" And with a snap, I disappear into the crowd.

And the minute I returned to my seat, the voice began his mission.

Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars….

"Who's there? What do you want?"

I want your mom.

"WHAT?"

Her mouth is hanging open, and so is the crowd's. They sit there in silence for a long time. 20 minutes later, the voice adds sheepishly;

Heh! I guess I went too far this time! Alexis Rhodes…she has an IQ of –34.

"First of all, you're lying. Second of all, nobody believes you. Third, if I'm that dumb, WHICH I'M NOT, then why am I in Obelisk Blue?

I don't know, you tell me… dummy brain.

"Come on! I'm smart…unlike some people I know!" And she jabs a finger in my direction. "HEY! WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, HOE?" Alexis's jaw dropped. "Did you hear what he called me?"

Yep, and it's so true. Alexis Rhodes…not only is she a hoe, but she's also a slut….

"What…"

"What NOTHING!"

…And a homosexual…

"But…"

"But NOTHING!"

…And ugly.

"YOU…YOU…YOU F(BEEP) B(BEEP)! YOU GOT A LOT OF NERVE TO SAY THAT IN MY FACE! AND STOP CENSORING MY WORDS!"

ALL RIGHT! You don't have to be so bossy. That's why everyone hates you.

"No, they all think I'm sexy!"

Nah, only the girls do.

"First you say I'M A HOMO, and now you say EVERYONE'S A HOMO? WHAT IS YOUR FREAKING PROBLEM!"

Not my problem, toots. It's my job... ugly.

"Grrr…AHHHHH!"

What a butthead. Alexis Rhodes, she has a sick crush on her friend Mindy.

"WHAT THE H(BEEP)! I don't have a crush on her! We're just friends and nothing else!"

Just then, you could hear my voice in the crowd. "Oh yeah? Then let me show some stuff I savaged before I escaped. Before YOU captured me(A:N/ It's a long story. Why don't I tell you in another fic?)!"

"You're lying!"

"Then what are these I found in your room?" I then hold up a bunch of pictures and shoved then in her face.

"They're pictures of Mindy, but it's not what you think!"

"What is it then?"

"We're just friends. I like her a LOT, but I'm not THAT close to her! You see, it happened somewhere in the beginning of the year..."

"I don't wanna know!"

"But if you let me explain…"

"Explain NOTHING! Then, I recorded this from your room last night!" Then, out of thin air, a recorder falls on my head and blood splatters out. "Ouch! Don't throw it so hard! Anyway…here!" And the recorder goes on for 6 hours, and you could hear clothes falling, moaning, screams every couple of hours, giggling, kissing, humping…(Kartik: JUST GET ON WITH IT! I'M LATE FOR LUNCH! Me: All right, all right! Gee, you're almost bossier than she is...Kartik: WHAT WAS THAT!…Me: NOTHING!)

Er, anyways, there is a lot of that stuff, and after it was over, the crowd was all but dead of laughter, crying, or throwing up, or all of the above.

"Uhhh…It's not what you think…let me explain…"

"Explain NOTHING! Last piece, I found some clothes in your room. They were ripped, had love bites on them, and they were covered with some saliva and white stuff."

"…"

"Exactly! What are you gonna do now, HOMOBUTT!"

Hey, that's a great way to end the show.

Now you know…Alexis Homobutt.

"NOOOOO! MY horrible secrets have been revealed! I am stripped of my dignity! I..I don't deserve to live here!"

And she runs out of the building, crying a hurricane.

…No, seriously, she was.

MEANWHILE…

"PW..PW…PWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is the best EVUA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAH…

The End? …YEAH… IN YOUR MOM!

Me: Wow…I've…I've got nothing to say! THAT WAS A LITTLE LONGER THAN USUAL! RIGHT? HUH?

Masked Duelist, over and out!