WHERE "STRAIGHT" HERE IS HEARD,
A DISCOURAGING WORD,
AND THE GIRLS ARE OUT FU-
Syrus- Stop singing inappropriate stuff! It's discouraging.
Me: Oh, shut up. (takes gun and kills Syrus) Well, that worked.
Me: Sorry, I was SO bored tonight, I decided to sing.
Mindy: I was not "getting it on" with Alexis!
Me: You shut up. (takes out gun)
Mindy: AHHHHHH!
Me: Go away. I'm in a very bored mood today.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh GX. Who gives a damn?
KYS Yugioh GX: The Works!
"Today we will have two victims, Chazz and… well I'll tell the other guy later." And as I finish, Chazz walks in. "So, do I sit here or what?" "Well, any idiot with half a brain would know that. Sit down, Ego head…err, I mean, sit down and let's get started!" I escape, fearing the wrath of Chazz. And as soon as I leave, the familiar voice pops up.
Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars..
"Huh? Who's there! Show yourself!"Know Your Stars… Chazz Princeton… he's so sexy, I can't insult him.
"What! EWWW! You're sick! I'm not a playtoy for sick people! You hear me?"
A bunch of "Ewwwws" could be heard from the crowd. You could also hear Professor Banner get out of his chair and whistle.Oh, shut up, Banner, he doesn't like you.
"How did you… uhhh, I mean, I don't!
Then why did you get out of your chair and whistle?
"Well, I was practicing my whistling!"
Rigghttt. Suuuurrre you were.
Jasmine intervened. "Uh, excuse me? CAN WE GET BACK ON TOPIC! This is KYS Yugioh GX: The Works,not a house argument!"
"Shut up, Jasmine!" I then take out my gun and shoot her.
Okaaay, moving on. Chazz Princeton… god I love his body.
"You F (BEEP) B (BEEP)! I DON'T LIKE YOU! STOP CENSORING MY WORDS, AND STOP SAYING I'M SEXY!"
You wish! Now you know… Chazz Princeton… the smoking hottie in the chair.
Chazz now went on a completely berserk rampage, and broke the chair. " I DON'T NEED YOU HOMOS!" And he ran away.
"Good riddance," I say in a really bored voice. "Okay, everybody clean up! We gotta get ready for the next guy." With that, the security guards go to the audience and take Banner by the arms. "NOOO! I don't wanna go! MOMMY!" "Well, too bad."
LATER, AFTER WE GET THE VICTIM READY…
Banner was now sitting in the chair, sucking his thumb. 'What is he gonna do to me' Banner thought. Just then, as if God had heard(Whatever), the voice returned.
Know Your Stars… Mr. Butthead…
"Excuse me, my name is Mr. Banner, thank you (ya)"
Oh, puhleeze! Know Your Stars… Mr. Bugagila…
"There is no such thing as that word, sir. And pleas, it is Mr. Banner, thank you."
Whatever, idiot. Know Your Stars… Mr. Babybutt…
"GOD DAMNIT! IT'S MR. BANNER, YOU FUCKING MORON! FUCK YOU AND YOUR RETARDED SHOW! SCREW THIS! I'M LEAVING!" And he leaves, kicking his stupid cat, Pharaoh, into a gutter, where alligators go and eat him.
"Well, now you know… Mr. Box-in-a-crap," I say in place of the voice, which had gone outside to laugh his heart out.
"Easy there, big guy. You'll get a heart attack if you keep that up! Here, let me help you!" And I take off, leaving behind a trail of blood where the now dead Jasmine was.
AT NIGHT, WHILE THE VOICE WAS SLEEPING…
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm not bored anymore! HAHAHA!" I am skipping around my money I earned today. As I count my money, I think to myself, 'who to torture next! Hmm… I wonder… HAHAHAHAHA!'
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! -Okay, I'm done
Sadly, this is the last update I will make for I while. Spring Break is coming, and my parents are driving us to Florida. I can't update then, but I'll update as soon as possible! I PROMISE!
(Ignore this note! It was done a while back! I'm back now!)
Ciao!
Masked Duelist, over and out!