1Stacy's return and new love

Ok. I had a plan. As soon as John left I was going to go into the locker room and watch his match. Done. Now I just wait until Lita starts to get into the match. I went to the soundguys and told them I was coming out. I told them when I snap my fingers, hit my entrance music. I was watching the match from beyond the curtain. As soon as I saw Lita get on the top of the rope trying to get John distracted, I snapped my fingers and got a microphone. My entrance music played and everyone was shocked and a little confused when I came out.

She's got legs, she knows how to use them.
She never begs, she knows how to coose them.
She's holdin' leg wonderin' how to feel them.
Would you get behind them if you could only find them?
She's my baby, she's my baby,
yeah, it's alright.

She's got hair down to her fanny.
She's kinda jet set, try undo her panties.
Everytime she's dancin' she knows what to do.
Everybody wants to see if she can use it.
She's so fine, she's all mine,
girl, you got it right.

She's got legs, she knows how to use them.
She never begs, she knows how to choose them.
She's got a dime all of the time,
stays out at night movin' through time.
Oh, I want her, said, I got to have her,
the girl is alright, she's alright.

(Lita, Edge, and John all looked at me in surpise)

Stacy: Hello Lita and the Rated R Superstar. Now of course I am the new WWE Women's Champion. I beat a psycho and oh here looking right in the ring and I see three people. I see John Cena, Edge , and Lita. Can you guess which one is a psycho. Can't be John, he's the only sane one in the ring. Then next to him is Edge. A little horny but still not psycho. Now we have Lita. She is a former Women's champion. And now she is a classified pyscho. You guys are probably thinking why is Stacy being so mean to poor little Lita?

Lita: Yeah why are you Stace?

Stacy: Well as I said before I got so rudely intrupted, I got one of the words right...You definitely are poor. The only thing little is Edge's dick. Oops did I say that out loud. Now I came out here to tell you that if you mess up John's championship match, you are in for something.

Lita: Oh. I'm so scared.(sarcastically)

Stacy: You should be because the only one in the ring that actually wrestle is John Cena. Sorry Lita, stripping does not count. You might want to take my advice: Go get a sweater. It's really nippy outside. Hide those boobies. Go get a life. What about Edge? The only time you actually win is when your opponent has been in the Elimination Chamber match for over an hour and their body is weak. Oh yeah and when Ho from Hotown , USA helps you, which is all the time.

Lita: Come on bitch, let's fight!

(Stacy drops the mic and runs up into the ring and her and Lita fight. John holds onto Stacy and Edge holds onto Lita. Vince appears on the big screen.)

Vince: Now, this has given me a great idea. Next week on Raw, it'll be Edge and Lita vs. John Cena and Stacy Keibler for the WWE women's championship and the Wwe title. Thanks you and goodnight.

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