WELL, even though there are a thousand other things I should be writing, I didn't feel like writing. So I took a writing project I wrote the other week, added some stuff, and now I have a wacky fic. :3

Yuffie skipped down the stairs happily, with a grin on her face that could rival Rikku's. Then Leon noticed her, and dropped his orange juice.

"Yuffie…" he began, "What did you do to your hair?"

"Dyed it green!" she responded. "Do you like it Isn't is sexy?"

"Not particularly. Why'd you go and do that?"

"Well I, the Great Ninja Yuffie, decided I would show off my 'Wild Side' today!"

"And every other day is…?"

"Normal!" she said, nodding.

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"I LIKE THAT IDEA!" Sora screamed happily at Yuffie, when she told him about her 'Wild Side' idea. "Hey Yufe, what color do you think I should dye my hair? Pink?"

"Uh, I think that might be a little too wild for you Sora," Yuffie responded, sweating.

Sora put on his trademark 'pout face' and began to sulk.

"That doesn't matter though!" Yuffie chirped. "Because we're going to dye Riku's hair pink!"

"BRILLIANT!" Sora cried.

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Riku was stressed out. Working at a fast food restaurant is not fun (and is very bad for the skin.)

So he decided to take a nap! Because naps ARE fun, and good for the skin. :3

One thing Riku forgot was that, when you live with crazy people, you have to lock the door when you nap.

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"Did we really have to put on Ninja outfits?" Sora whispered to Yuffie.

"Yes! We're showing our 'Wild Sides', remember?"

"Yes, but—short shorts? I think that's you showing your 'Wild Side', and me showing my 'Gay Side.'"

"Be quiet!" Yuffie hissed. "We are approaching Riku's room. From there we must sneak into his bathroom, get a hold of his beloved hair care products, and put pink hair dye in his shampoo! Let's go!"

"I feel so exposed!" Sora whined.

An hour later

Sora and Yuffie were back in Yuffie's room, the mission completed.

"Well, that went well," Yuffie commented.

"HOW DID THAT GO WELL?" Sora screamed, eyes brimming with tears. "I STABBED MYSELF IN THE FOOT WITH RIKU'S HAIR SCISSORS!"

"Well, whose fault is that?"

Two hours later

Yuffie and Sora pressed their ears up against Riku's bedroom. The water was running, so it would only be a matter of minutes before Riku's hair turned a neon pink!

"This is so exciting!" Yuffie squealed.

"I think I'm going to wet myself.." Sora muttered, his tan face pale. "Or throw up."

"You gotta have the stomach to live on the Wild Side, Sora!"

Sora's stomach lurched. "He's gonna kill me!"

"No, he's not. He may kill me, though. But I'll tell you what, I'll cover for you!"

Sora bit down on his lower lip, sweating heavily.

Five Minutes Later!

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHGGGH! WHAT THE FU..

(This section has been edited, for the kiddies. Just imagine what Riku screamed for the next five minutes.)

"Well, he knows!" Yuffie announced, straightening up. "We'd better go."

But it was too late. Riku, AKA the pink-haired wonder in a bath towel, threw open his door and stomped into the hallway.

"AGH!" Sora screamed. "YUFFIE! HELP!"

..But Yuffie was nowhere to be seen.

Sora squeaked and practically melted, clinging to the wall as much as he could. He really didn't have to run though, as Riku was just standing there, gaping at him.

"Sora.." Riku whispered. "Those are some…short shorts."

Sora blanched as Riku tackled him, pinning him to the ground.

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"So, how'd your 'Wild Side' day go, Yuffie?" Namine asked quietly.

"Eh, pretty good. I imagine Sora's getting the snot beat out of him now."

"That's your idea of a wild day? Why didn't you go bungee jumping or something?"

"Motion sickness, remember? I wouldn't want to barf all over the Grand Canyon or something. Hey, that actually sounds kinda cool! I'll do that tomorrow!"

Namine sighed.

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The End

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