Author
Dominik Wolff
Editor/Publisher
Mange Wolf (D. Courtes)
Disclaimer
We no own, so you no sue! Thank you.
Warnings/Notes
Rated M for dirty, dirty things. Things that shouldn't be in a fan fiction of a children's show. Child molestation, foul language, and rape between two male characters. Written by a friend of mine, and edited and published by me. Really short. We will use your flames to heat up our cold, sadistic hearts! (looks at the clock absentmindedly) w00t! 4:20!
Summary
Anti-fanfic for "The Fairly Oddparents" Written by a friend of mine. Edited and published by me.
Godchild Molestation
The Fairy World new is alive with new allegations of molestation made by the godchildren. The reports center around a fairy named Micheal who allegedly brought his godchild to Fairy World, gave him Fairy Juice, and then molested him. The his the tenth such report in a year.
Back on Earth, Cosmo and Wanda are watching Fairy News when Timmy walks in. He watches the new report.
"What's Fairy Juice?" Timmy asks.
"It's this!" Cosmo says, magically creating a shiny goblet of red juice.
"Cosmo, no!" Wanda yells, but it's too late. Timmy drinks it.
"Mm. That was good. Cosmo, what's child molestation?"
"Here, Timmy. I'll show you!" Cosmo says.
"Cosmo, you fucking idiot!" Wanda screams. Cosmo puts his hand down Timmy's pants.
"What the-", Timmy begins.
"Shh..." Cosmo says, removing his shirt. "Oh, yeah!"
Timmy screams. Fairy Cops burst in and arrest Cosmo. Timmy is crying now.
"Well, we all knew Cosmo was a fucking water-head retard." Wanda says as the cops haul Cosmo away.
On the news the next day, Fairy Micheal is saying "I love all the children of the world. Your being ignorant. That's ignorant!"
Meanwhile, psycho-ass teacher Crocker is watching Fairy TV when human cops burst in. "Drop the child porn, pedophile!" they scream, guns drawn.
"FAIRIES!" psycho yells. "Look at them on the screen! PROOF!" The screen is now displaying images of the molested godchildren.
"You sick mother fucker!" the cops yell.
"I- but- " Crocker says, reaching for one of his gadgets.
"That psycho's got a fuckin' bomb! Kill him!" the cops yell, wasting him with their M-16's.
Meanwhile, in Fairy Court, Timmy is testifying against Cosmo with Jorgen as the prosecutor. "Timmy Turnhun!" He says in his stolen Arnold voice, "Show the people where he touched you on this doll!" Timmy points to the groin. The crowd gasps.
"Cosmo, you sick bastard!" the judge yells. "I sentence you to a million years in Fairy Prison!"
Cosmo is magically sent to a prison cell with Micheal. "Hey, wanna play? I'm Peter Pan!" Micheal says. "Now bend over, I wanna ride the pony!" Micheal mounts up.
"Rape! RAPE!" Cosmo screams.
"No, that's ignorant! Don't be ignorant!" Micheal says.
The End.