Aidunno: Hey everyone! Sorry for the long wait for a new chapter! My computer hasn't been working right! But enough of that! Let's back to the embarrassing home movies!
Forte: Do we have to?
Aidunno: Yes! Now start the chappy!
Disclaimer: I own nothing that involves MegaMan.
---Chapter 8: Sleepover Stupidity---
Forte was flipping channels on his new flat screen TV. His VCR had been fixed so Rockman would leave him alone.
"I love you…" came out of the TV from a big purple dinosaur.
"Boring," Forte said before changing the channel again.
"Gotta blast!" shouted an animated figure with a giant head.
"Stupid," he said changing it.
"The name's Bond, James Bond," said a British man from the TV.
"Is there nothing on!" Forte cried angrily changing the channel.
A kid appeared on the screen wearing a blue headband and holding a blue mechanical device.
"Jack in!" the child cried.
"Won't last two seasons!" he said quickly changing the channel.
He turned the TV off after he figured out nothing was on. He looked at the clock on his wall. It read 3 pm.
"Rockman and those other idiots should be getting here soon. In three… two… one… zero," he said counting down.
As he said zero a blue blur rushed into the room. It was the always on time to humiliate Forte, Rockman. Along with his brother, Blues, and sister, Roll.
"Forte!" he shouted.
Forte crashed to the floor with a loud ringing going off in his ears.
"I was right here you idiot!" he shouted angrily.
"No need to get angry," Blues said stepping between the two. He looked at the new VCR. "Hey. You got a new VCR."
Blues froze mid step.
"Did you steal this?" he asked.
"Uhh… no!" Forte said quickly.
Blues, Rockman, and Roll looked at the TV. The news channel was on. A reporter was on the screen talking to the store manager of an electronics store.
"So you say the only two things that were stolen were a flat screen TV and a new VCR?" the reporter asked.
"Yes, that is true. I couldn't see the face of the perpetrator but he seemed to be a robot of some sort," the manager said into the mic.
"Thank you, sir. That was our on the spot coverage at the scene."
Forte turned the TV off.
"No, eh?" Blues said staring at him.
"What! It's what I do? Just be happy I got a new VCR!" he shouted.
Blues sat down on the couch. "Guess we have to be happy for that."
"Hey, Forte! Does this remind you of the time when you, me, and Blues had that sleepover when we were little?" Rockman asked starting to dance.
Forte glared him with a look that could bore a hole in the wall.
"Don't do that!" Forte cried.
"What sleepover?" Roll asked.
"Yeah, Forte! Tell her what sleepover!" Blues shouted.
Forte growled under his breath.
"Don't you still have that video of it?" Rockman asked.
"Roll! Go look for a video that says sleepover on it! We'll hold Forte over here!" Blues shouted while jumping on Forte.
"No! Get off of me you insolent fool!" Forte shouted.
Rockman jumped into the pile and held Forte's arms down. "Go quick Roll!"
"Right!" she shouted and then ran off through the house.
She began to rummage through the box of videos looking at the titles of each of them. She quickly found the one that said sleepover on it and quickly popped it into the VCR. Blues and Rockman pulled Forte onto the couch and forced him to stay still while the movie started.
On the screen came three small robots. Blues, Rockman, and Forte. Dr. Light then came up on the screen.
"Now you kids play nice in Rockman's room, okay?" he told them.
"We will!" they all chanted.
"Oh I'm sure I will," Forte said to himself evilly.
"What was that Forte?" Rockman asked.
"Nothing. Nothing at all!" he said.
The three of them raced up the stairs and into the blue room that was Rockman's.
"What should we do first?" Blues asked the group.
"I don't know. What do you wanna do?" Rockman asked.
"I don't know. What do you wanna do?" Forte asked.
"I don't know. What do you wanna do?" Blues asked.
"Okay. This is getting old really fast," Forte said.
"Your right! Let's have a dance off!" Rockman shouted.
"No," Forte said with a bored expression.
"Come on! We get to pick your music though!" Blues cried.
Forte was silent for a minute. "Fine."
Forte got up and stood in the middle of the room.
"What music should we give Forte?" Rockman asked Blues.
"Don't worry. I got it all figured out!" Blues said choosing a CD.
Blues put the CD in and pressed play. The CD whirled around and began. A slow and steady disco beat began.
"Disco?" Forte asked. Blues and Rockman nodded. "I'm out."
Forte started to walk away. "No you aren't!" Blues said pushing him back in.
Forte started to dance. He was wearing his brown cloak as usual, he quickly threw it off like a disco person would. He started to do the dance move where you alternate moving one arm diagonally. (hope you people know what this is, cause I'm bad at describing it) He then stared to do the dance move where you move your two fingers across your face and alternating. His final dance move was putting both hands on the sides of his face and then putting one over his head and one under his head. (I think this move is called vogue or something) The music then finally ends. Forte immediately sits down on the floor.
"Wow," Rockman said stunned.
"That was… good," Blues said at a lost of words.
"Shut up. Blues your up and I get to pick the music this time," Forte said standing up and walking over to the CD's.
He skimmed over them and quickly found one. He pulled it out and put it in with an evil smile.
"Okay your music's in! Get ready to be humiliated!" Forte shouted.
A techno beat started up. The song, "Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto".
"Do I have to dance to this song?" he asked.
"Yes. Yes you do! Now dance!" Forte shouted.
Blues sighed once and then began his dance. He started to do the robot. He moved his arms and whole body in a mechanical fashion.
"And now you have to sing!" Rockman shouted.
"No! That wasn't part of the deal!" Blues cried still doing the robot.
Blues continued to only do the robot for the whole song.
"Well that was boring!" Rockman shouted.
"Your turn Rockman!" Blues shouted.
Blues and Forte walked over to the CD's. They chose a CD, put it in, and pressed play. Another techno beat started but more along the lines of techno pop.
"I get to dance to this?" he asked.
"Yep!" the two of them smiled.
"Yeah! I love this!" Rockman shouted.
Blues and Forte were stunned. Rockman began to dance. His first amazing dance move was the swim. After doing the swim for several seconds he started to do a dance that my friend made up. It's a dance where you move back and forth between your legs with one hand on your hip and the other hand waving back and forth with your pointer finger in the air. He continued this dance almost till the very end. His last dance more was the worm! He began to do the worm on the floor. The music ended and Rockman sat with a smile on his face.
"You are crazy," Forte said after a stunned silence.
"That wasn't nice," Rockman said with a frown.
"But it's true," Blues chimed in.
"What should we do now before we get to bed?" Forte asked.
"I don't know. What do you…" Blues started.
"Don't even think of going through that again!" Forte shouted.
"Let's have a pillow fight!" Rockman shouted.
Blues and Forte stared at him with open mouths.
"Are you nuts?" Forte asked.
"No."
"Actually it doesn't sound all that bad now," Blues said staring at the ceiling.
"You both are nuts."
"Let's get started!" Rockman shouted.
They each ran over to the bed and grabbed a pillow. Blues jumped off the bed and slammed his pillow on Forte's head. Blues and Rockman ganged up on Forte! It looks like their double teaming him!
"Will you stop giving commentary you stupid author!" the three of them shouted at me.
"Fine! I will stop! I'll just give normal descriptions from now on!" I yelled at them.
"Thank you!" The yelled back as they continued their fight to the death.
They tumbled across the floor whacking each other with their pillows. POW! Forte landed a blow into Rockman's face.
Rockman rubbed the spot gingerly. "Hey! No head shots!"
"You didn't say that at the beginning you wimp!" Forte shouted.
"Oh be quiet both of you! Let's just get on with the fight!" Blues shouted.
A dust cloud formed as they resumed their fight. In the background you can hear little high pitched squeals when they were hit the feathery destroyer. Forte scrambled out of the dust cloud and sat on the bed. He watched as Blues and Rockman beat each other up thinking the other was Forte.
"Give up, Forte!" Rockman shouted through hits.
"No you give up!" Blues shouted back not hearing what he said and thinking he was Forte.
Forte quickly pulled out a bag of popcorn from nowhere and began to eat. He watched as they yelled at each other until they both stopped. They looked at Forte sitting on the bed and then at each other. They were silent for a seconds. Then they collapsed.
"Are you guys dead yet?" Forte asked hopefully.
"No. We're just tired!" Rockman shouted through gulps of air.
"We'll be up in a second!" Blues then shouted.
Forte waited for them to be ready. He through his popcorn out and his pillow back on the bed.
"Do you guys wanna go to sleep now?" he asked.
"Sure. Whatever," Blues gasped.
"I call the bed! Because its mine!" Rockman called crawling onto the bed.
They quickly fell asleep in their sleeping bags. The TV went fuzzy. Roll looked at the three of them with wide eyes. There was silence in the room.
"I can't believe you guys did that…" she finally said.
"I still can't believe it," Forte said with a bored expression.
"Without me!" she then shouted. "I mean! I would have loved to come but did you even think of me! No!"
The three of them looked at her with even wider eyes.
"We're sorry, Roll," Rockman said slowly.
"Yeah. We didn't know you wanted to come," Blues said trying to calm her down.
"It was an all boys sleep over, dummy," Forte said to her without knowing the consequences of his actions.
Roll then exploded.
"You'll get it now you idiot!" she shouted.
She quickly ran into the kitchen. As she ran back screaming they saw her holding a hard, metal, and large frying pan.
"Ahhhhhh!" Forte screamed trying to get away.
But it was to late. She quickly tackled him to the ground and began to whack him on the head with the frying pan.
"Why!" WHACK! "Do!" WHACK! "I!" WHACK! "Even!" WHACK! "Have!" WHACK! "A!" WHACK! "Frying!" WHACK! "Pan!" WHACK!
Blues and Rockman chose this moment to tackle Roll and get her off him. They dragged their sister kicking and screaming out of the house.
"We'll be back tomorrow! See ya!" Rockman called.
Forte waited for the door to close. He lay cradling his head on the floor, tears spilling onto the floor.
Aidunno: Howdy people! Sorry it's taken me so long! Well I'll have more chapters up soon! See ya!
Forte: Please review… Can I go now?
Aidunno: No. You have to stay here till the next chapter! See ya!