Gin-Smilies
Disclaimer: Yeah, like I'd own Bleach and Pokemon
After moving the record up to 369 wins, 1.5 losses against Aizen at Go, 538 wins, 0 losses against Tousen, he was feeling utterly sick of the game. Playing against blind, or near blind, people wasn't no fun.
He trudged out of the room into the hallway, groped a random arrancar, and made his way into his room.
After digging through his desks and finding his shoujo manga, some yaoi doujinshi, eight broken pencils, strawberry lotion, white out, a broken bracelet, porn, his gameboy, a dried out dry erase marker, a barrette, a dry cleaning receipt, a few Pokemon cards, some glitter glue, and a stale candy bar, he finally found some stationary and a pen.
He sat down and started to compose a letter to his dear ex-vice-captain, before he found that his pen was dried out. He then threw it out the door, and started writing with a crayon he tripped over and stuck in his pocket earlier.
Dear Izuru-chan,
He stopped and doodled a Gin-smiley in the margin.
(Isn' it cute? I call it th' Gin-Smiley)
How are you today? Having fun in Soul Society? Hueco Mundo is so boring. You should come visit me! There's an Arrancar that's emo! Just like you! You guys could be friends. Hehehe that's pretty.
He stopped and doodled Uliquiorra and Izuru being emo together, complete with bleeding hearts flying around.
Ne, have I been replaced yet? Are you still the third division's vice captain? Does the third division have a new captain? Aw, it breaks my heart to think that you might be serving someone else now.
He paused again to doodle another Gin-Smiley by the line.
How's Momo-chan? Did she die? That'd be sad, she'd my number one reviewer.
Sad-Gin-Smiley.
Hmm. Who else did I leave behind? Eh, you should all come visit me! We could have a party!
Happy-Gin-smiley.
Not that any of his smilies looked any different.
I'm still waitin' for that cable guy to come 'ere. I bet another hollow ate 'im again. This sucks. And I bet even after he installs all the crap (if he ever gets 'ere) the connection will suck. Ya know why? 'Cuz Sousuke-chan is stingy!
Sad-Gin-Smiley.
Aw it's so cute I should patent it. 'Cept I doubt they'd give claims to someone dead. Prejudice! Discrimination! Sexism!
Yeah well, I'll kill them if they don't let me.
Gin-Smiley.
How d'ya patent something anyway?
Hey I think I hear screams, I bet it's the cable guy. Hm, wonder if I should save him or let him get ripped up for being so damn late? Eh, if I don't help him we'd probably not get internet for another few months...damn.
He quickly drew another Gin-Smiley and sealed the envelope, addressing it to "Izuru-chan", before running out his room.
A/N: Who else should Gin write to? Will Matsumoto reply? Will Kira reply?