Warnings:I didn't go memorize what the programs really say so they might be wrong or whatever.
Gin kicked the computer and sulked. The seventh cable guy had got smushed up and eaten again, and so Sousuke settled for dial-up. Ugh.
Well, until decent internet came, he'd just have to hog the phone line then. Not like anyone used it except for him, anyway.
Signing on to the internet, he logged on Yahoo instant messenger, MSN instant messenger, AOL instant messenger, and checked his fanfiction site.
Aww, the number of guestbook entries had decreased so much since he tripped over Momo-chan when Shiro-chan and he were playing tag. He couldn't believe she was still in a coma.
Oh good! Sousuke-chan was online! That stingy bastard.
HappySadisticSmiles: SUP, MAN!
KingOfTheWorld: ...
HappySadisticSmiles: Omg I'm lagging so much. This is all your fault. :( you suck!
KingOfTheWorld: ...
You have just been warned. Your warning level is now 15 percent.
Was he picking a fight? Well, he was just asking for it!
Are you sure you want to warn this user?
Yes! Yesyesyes!
Damn, he clicked the cancel button on accident due to his excitement.
You have just been warned. Your warning level is now 25 percent.
Shit. He was loosing!
Are you sure you want to warn this user?
Take that!
Great, both of them were at 65 and the stupid program wouldn't let him warn anymore!
He logged off.
Switching to his MSN client, he sent Aizen a 'nudge'. Hehehe the noise it made was always annoyingly entertaining.
You cannot send another nudge so soon.
Well, screw this program too.
Gin-chanAT shinigamisoup DOT net says:
AIZEN!
irule AT huecomundo DOT comsays:
This user has logged off. Your messages may not be received.
Oh now he was ignoring him?
Already prepared, he switched to his Yahoo instant messaging client, only to see that Aizen had logged off as soon as he started to type his message.
Damn, what else was he supposed to do with this crappy 56k connection? He couldn't even edit his website without it taking five whole minutes to save. And three minutes to load, at that.
He switched back to the internet browser and saw that his guestbook page had finally loaded. Well that was nice. The amount of entries had gone down so much after he tripped over poor Momo-chan. It was her fault for barging on Toushirou-chan and his game of tag, anyway. But the look on the shorty's face was hilarious. Of course, then Rangiku-chan had came and told him reccess was over, what a party pooper.
Defeatedly depressed, he decided to start writing the next chapter of his RenjiIzuru fic. His ex-vice-captain had really seemed to like it.
A/N: I only ended up using one screenname this time, but Gin will get his cable (eventually)! And so if anyone still has suggestions that'd be great XD