Noi: Hello!
Kurama: Hey! What took you so long?
Noi: Ummmm..I was having trouble with my crossover, which is now posted! Well. It's been posted for a while and I'm working on chapter three. I also had writers block and my Wolf's Rain story was starting to annoy me, seeing how not many people review, even though I got more than 400 hits for the damn thing! Oh well.
Kurama: Oh! So. What happens in this chapter?
Noi: You ask that in the crossover also. So. I'm not going to say anything.
Kurama: You are really mean!
Noi: I know! Who wants to do the thingy?
Hiei: I will.
Noi: Yay! Go a head Hiei.
Hiei: Noi doesn't own Yu Yu Hakusho. She only owns the plot, Megumi and Melody and Kit and Kat.
Noi: Thank you Hiei! On with the story!
"Who's Kit and Kat?" Kurama asks and the twins look at each other. Everything's silent and everybody's waiting for the twins to explain who Kit and Kat are. The twins shake thier heads.
"Nope! No more information! You know way to much!" The twins say in unison and shake thier heads again. Everybody looks at each other and than back at the twins.
"Kit and Kat! That's why they're being hunted! This is bad! Very bad! Why didn't my father tell me!" Koenma yells as he bangs his hands on his desk. "George!" A blue ogre runs in.
"Yes Koenma sir." George says.
"Get me a book that has the legendary Kit and Kat! Get me all the books that have them!" Koenma orders and the ogre bows and leaves at a run. Koenma stares at the screen. "This is going to get complicated and bad."
"Lets change the subject. How many times have you two been through middle school?" Kurama asks and the twins shrug, taking thier hands off of thier mouths. Before anybody could say anything else, Botan's communicator rings and she picks it up.
"Yes Konema sir." Botan says.
"I need you, the Spirit Detectives, Yukina and the twins to come to Spirit World immediatly." Koenma says and hangs up.
"Why would he want us to go now?" Yusuke asks as Botan puts the communicator away. Botan shrugs and they leave the apartment. Keiki goes says bye and goes home. They walk down the street, into an ally and into a portal. They get to Koenma's office and knock.
"Come in." Koenma says and they walk in. Next to Koenma are piles of books and he's currently looking through one of them. Megumi and Melody sigh and shake thier heads.
"You're not going to find anything useful on Kit and Kat in any of those books. None of them are accurate." The twins say in unison and everybody looks at them. "What? It's true."
"You're looking for information on Kit and Kat?" Kurama asks and Koenma nods.
"I watched everything since you guys left here. I know who they are, but I'm trying to find out something that would help the twins out." Koenma says and everybody took a seat on the couches while Hiei stood against the wall. "Are you sure none of these books with help?"
"Yup. The books only contain the basic information on Kit and Kat. Nothing more." Megumi says and Koenma sighs.
"Why won't you tell us who they are?" Kuwabara asks and Melody gets up. Melody looks through the books and chucks one at Kuwabara, which hit him in the head. "Oww! Melody!" Melody only shrugs and stays where she is. Kurama grabs the book and reads the cover.
"'Tales of Legendary Demons and Angels.' What's this got to do with Kit and Kat?" Kurama asks and Megumi takes the book. He opens the book and flips through it. He gets to the middle of the book and hands it back to Kurama. Kurama looks and blinks.
"What does it say?" Hiei asks and Kurama looks at the twins. Megumi nods and Melody just sits there. Kurama looks back at the book and takes in a deep breath.
"'Kit and Kat are said to be angels from Heaven. They're the first and most trustworthy of all the angels, even Lucifer when he was an angel. The legend also says that Kit and Kat were God's personal bodyguards that only God trusted to protect him if he ever needed them. Kit and Kat were also the most beautiful angels of all time. They both have blonde hair, Kit's short and Kat's down to the middle of her back and blue eyes.
"'This being said, they're twins. Twins with ammense power that God gave them to protect and help with a battle in Heaven, if one should arise. It's said that when the great war between God and Hell waged, Kit and Kat were there, fighting on God's side with the lesser angels. This fight happened three hundred B.C. It's also said that God and the twins had an argument the day the war began. What they argued about was simple.
"'They argued about fighting. God not wanting Kit and Kat to fight, while they wanted to fight and help out the lesser angels. For if any angel or demon were to die during the fight, they would cease to exist for all eternity. No one knows what was exactly said or if they used any powers against each other or who won the argument. The only thing we know for sure, was Kit and Kat fought with the lesser angels during the war.
"'If God won the argument, then the twins went back on him and fought. If the twins won, then they fought. If no one won the argument, the twins still fought in the war. It's said that when the lesser angels got into the upper part of Heaven, Lucifer himself showed himself before the twins. We all know the history between God and Lucifer. Kit and Kat being loyal to God beyond comprehension, was, easy to say, not happy with Lucifer.
"'Kit and Kat fought with Lucifer, combining thier powers together, trying to get Lucifer out of Heaven themselves. They waged battle for, how long, is unknown. When the final day of thier battle came, Lucifer won. Kit and Kat being tired from battling between both Lucifer and his legions of demons, lost. It's said that Kat, the younger of the twins, was the first to go.
"'The legend says Kat went to strike Lucifer offguard so Kit could finish him off, when Lucifer moved out of the way and stabbed Kat with his sword. Not even the legend tells of the gruesome torture Lucifer put Kit and Kat in. After Lucifer killed Kat, Kit charged at Lucifer with pain and hatred for what he did to Kat. Lucifer defeated Kit also, how, the legend doesn't say.
"'After the war between Heaven and Hell was over, the legend says the angels had a banquot for the win. When God called Kit and Kat, they didn't show up and all the angels looked around. The legend says that God himself went down to the lower part of Heaven and was the one that found the battleground of Kit and Kat's battle with Lucifer. It actually says that God was the first to go down there since the beginning of the war.
"'The legend goes on to tell that the souls and bodies, for they were angels, were still in the same spot they died in. God went up to them and it's said he cried for them. The legend ends to say that God took thier bodies and put them one with thier souls. Then God sent thier souls to Earth, in Demon World, for a chance to be reborn and come back to Heaven when the time was right. To this day, no one knows what happened to them."' Kurama finished and everybody was silent.
"There's a part of the legend that the book doesn't say, only because it's in Demon World as well. 'Then God sent thier souls to Earth, in Demon World, for a chance to be reborn and come back to Heaven when the time was right. The legend says that when the time is right, is when the hosts of Kit and Kat, who will be demons, are in peace of the angels. Until then, Kit and Kat will never go back to Heaven."' Megumi started.
"'The legend goes on to say that when the hosts of the angels and the angels are at peace, then Kit and Kat will leave thier bodies and have thier own once more. Then they are able to go back to Heaven and be with God. The only way for this to happen, besides the hosts and the angels to be at peace with each other, is if the hosts stay alive for that to happen. If the hosts die, so do the angels and they'll become one with another."' Melody finished.
"Wait. To make a long story short, Kit and Kat are bodyguards of Heaven that was killed and sent to Earth to be reborn and go back to Heaven. The only way for that to happen is if the hosts and the angels are at peace with each other and are alive. Right?" Yusuke asks and the twins nod. "So you guys are the hosts?" The twins nod again. "Why the hell didn't you guys want to tell us!"
"It would've been better if you didn't know. Then you guys wouldn't be in danger of being tortured and than dieing." Melody says and flips through one of the other books. "Hmmmm. Wierd. This one says the whole legend instead of the outline. Oh! Look Megumi! They did put the battle between Kit and Kat and Lucifer in here." Melody says and flips a page.
"Wait! The legend does say the battle between Lucifer and the twins?" Kuwabara asks and the twins nod. "Then why did we read out of that book!"
"We thought you guys would be happy knowing only the outline of Kit and Kat." The twins say in unison and Kuwabara crosses his arms over his chest. Kurama walks over to Melody and looks at the book.
"It also has pictures of what Kit and Kat looked like. With Lucifer as well!" Kurama says in astonishment and the others look as well. Kit was wearing white, silky pants with a white shirt that wasn't tucked in, two swords at his left side and bows and arrows on his back.
Kit was dressed in almost the same fashion. Her pants were silky and her shirt was white, only it was sleeveless. She has a sword on her left side and bows and arrows. Now Lucifer. Disgusting. He had a goatee, horns at the top of his forehead, black pants, red shirt and a sword on his left side. His skin was red and he has a black belt around his waist.
"He looks disgusting!" Kuwabara says and everybody looks at him with a raised eyebrow. "Hey! Don't look at me like that! What about the fight between the twins and Lucifer? What happens?"
"Why not read the whole legend yourself? The legend speaks of the battle between the angels and Lucifer and the argument the twins had with God and everything else that wasn't mentioned in the book Kurama just read." Melody says, closes the book and hands it to Kurama.
"Lets get back on track. Why did you want us Koenma?" Yusuke says as Kurama takes the book and looks at the pictures of the angels and Lucifer. Koenma sighs.
"Actually, I was kinda hoping the twins would tell us where these demon hunters are so we can get rid of them." Koenma says and the twins shake thier heads. "Why not?" The twins shake thier heads again. "Well. It's late. You guys should head home. Most of you guys have school tomorrow." Koenma says and everybody leaves.
"So. We'll meet up with each other at school I guess." Yusuke says and everybody nods. Everybody says good-bye and went home, Megumi with Kuwabara and Melody with Hiei.
"Say Kuwabara. Where am I going to sleep?" Megumi asks Kuwabara and Kuwabara blinks. "You didn't think of that, did you?" Kuwabara smiles sheepishly and nods. "Thought so. I'll sleep on the couch. Just make sure you wake me up, ok?" Kuwabara nods and Megumi goes downstairs.
"Where do you want to sleep?" Hiei asks Melody and Melody shrugs. "That's not a good answer. Seeing how I don't sleep in my bed, you can sleep in it."
"You sure?" Melody asks and Hiei nods. "If you say so. Wait. Does Megumi have any clothes for later?" Hiei shrugs and Melody sighs. "That's not a good answer."
"I know. Just get to bed. You need to wake up for school tomorrow." Hiei says and Melody nods. They say good-night and Melody goes into the bedroom.
Noi: Done! Finally!
Kurama: What's with Kit and Kat?
Noi: Ummm..Well. My other story, which is basically the same as this story, only the twins looks different and had a larger family in the other story, which will never be posted. I changed a few things and made it a lot more interesting. The plots' better also!
Hiei: Why am I talking so much? I don't talk that much!
Noi: I know, but hey! It's Megumi and Melody! They're you're baby brother and baby sister! You gotta talk to them!
Hiei: I hate you!
Noi: I don't need you to hate me too! I already have Tsume! Oh well. Not like I care! Reviewer!
Kurama: Still only one?
Noi: Yup! But I don't care! Thank you crimsonbloodvampire for reviewing! I'm glad you liked the chapter and thought it was good! I get those too!
Kurama: Get what?
Noi: Friends inspired wierd moments! That's why she asked the question to Hiei. Yea. Hiei is short.
Hiei: ;;growls;; Who you calling short! You're not that much taller than me!
Noi: I know. Crimsonbloodvampire said you're short and says that she thinks she's short, seeing how everybody in her school is either her height or taller. Don't worry crimsonbloodvampire! I'm like that in my school also! Well. My old school and now my new one, which sucks ass!
Kurama: Now Noi. You know school is important.
Noi: No! Not school! I hate school. Yes, I know you put up the YYH fic, seeing how it took forever to just do this stupid chapter. Than again, I did have problems with the Wolf's Rain fic and the crossover, not to mention my DN Angel fic, which is going bye bye!
Kurama: Why?
Noi: Nobody's reviewed it and it's already at the second chapter! I'll probably repost it, after I figure out a better chapter two and chapter three and four. Getting off of that! Thank you so much crimsonbloodvampire, for sticking with the story! Sorry it took so long! ;;starts humming;;
Kurama: I'm sure she'll forgive you. What are you humming?
Noi: Oh! It's a christmas song. Deck the halls, only, different lyrics! Wanna hear them?
Yusuke and Kuwabara: NO!
Noi: You'll love the lyrics! So would Hiei. Kurama would look at me as if I was crazy.
Yusuke: In that case! Yes! Lets here it!
Noi: Ok! I only know the first verse though! Ok! Here goes!
Kurama: You sure this is a good idea?
Noi: ;;shrugs;; Here goes! Deck the halls with gasoline! Fa la la la la la la la la! Light a match and watch it gleam! Fa la la la la la la la la! Watch the school burn down to ashes! Fa la la la la la la la la! That's it!
Yusuke: That's a good idea! See ya! ;;leaves at a run;;
Kuwabara: Wait for me Urameshi! See ya guys! ;;runs after Yusuke;;
Hiei: ;;grins;; I like that. ;;starts humming the song;;
Kurama: ;;sighs;; Noi. I'm going to give you a lecture if they burn down thier school.
Noi: ;;shrugs;; I'll just ignore you, for once.
Kurama: You wouldn't.
Noi: Try me! Anyways! Got to go! Ja ne!
Kurama: Ja ne!
Hiei: What they said. ;;goes back to humming;;