Big Brother: YuGiOh Style
by Marik's Dark Queen
Summary: Ten duelists enter the 'Big Brother' show. Now they have to live together for 10 weeks. Only one of them will win the special prize in the end.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything!
Warning: Slight Tea and Pegasus bashing
Chapter 1: The Beginning"Welcome to Big Brother with Mai Valentine and Tristan Taylor!" Mai said and the audience of the show cheered. "Today 'Big Brother' will begin. In a few minutes our ten duelists will enter the house where they will have to live together for ten weeks. Each week the audience will vote one duelist off. After 10 weeks only one will win the special prize! What's the special prize? Well that is a surprise! Every week there will be a new challenge where our duelists will have to compete against each other and the winner will have some extra privileges. Now, let's meet our duelists!"
"Our ten duelists have been chosen very carefully. So, let's meet them" Tristan said.
"Duelist #1: Yami Mutoh
Yami is the number 1 duelist in the world. He lives with his grandpa in a game shop. Our sources tell us that even though he has loads of free time he NEVER helps his grandpa with anything, neither in the house or the shop. He makes his little aibou do everything using the excuse that since he is the shortest he should so all the work. Yami insists that he is the spirit of ancient pharaoh and that it is his destiny to save the world. We never found out how this idea came to him. Too much TV perhaps? Or an accident messed up his mind? Maybe. Some random facts that you should know about him are that he loves leather, he likes to show off and that his hair is like that naturally! Please welcome Yami Mutoh!"
Yami entered the studio blowing kisses to the audience. Some sighing and drooling could be heard from the fan girls in the crowd.
"Hello Yami!" Mai said. "Would you like to make a statement?"
"Sure, sure. Let me think about it…Oh yes! I would like to declare that as the king of games and ancient pharaoh of Egypt, I will win this game and save the world once more!"
"Thank you for that statement! Now, let's meet our second duelist! Ladies and gentlemen, meet Seto Kaiba!"
"Duelist #2 Seto Kaiba
Seto Kaiba is the famous CEO of Kaiba Corp, even though he is still underage. He used to be the #1 duelist in the world but not anymore! Since Yami defeated him he has become obsessed with defeating Yami. This show will be a good opportunity for him to try. Some things that you should know about him are: he has a little brother named Mokuba, he wears only trench coats, something that most ladies thank him for because they suit him so much, he has won the title of "Most Wanted Man in the World", his white trench coat that he wore in the 'Battle City' tournament was made specially for him and has secret powers and some people believe that he is a little cold and distant from the others. Oh, and some others believe that he needs a haircut. Please welcome Seto Kaiba!" Mai said.
Seto Kaiba walked into the studio with his arms crossed across his chest. He ignored all the things that the audience was shouting at him. For example: 'Seto marry me!', 'Seto, I want to have your children!', 'Please be my boyfriend!', 'Tell me you love me or I'll kill myself!'.
"Hello Seto Kaiba. Would you like to make a statement before we start?" Tristan asked him.
"Why yes, I would like to tell everyone to STAY AWAY FROM ME! Got it? Oh, and something else; this time I will defeat that starfish-headed midget that likes to call himself 'Yami' and I will be the #1 duelist in the world once more! Oh, and Mokuba, you better not have any parties at home while I'm in the show! Because I will know if you do. My secret cameras record everything!"
"Thank you Seto, now let's move on to our third duelist Joey Wheeler!" Tristan said.
"Duelist #3 Joey Wheeler
Joey is one of Yami's best friends. He has a little sister that he adores named Serenity. He is a good duelist, but he never managed to win a tournament. He likes food, he isn't too picky on what he eats but he prefers pizza, he has a secret crush on either Mai or Kaiba and he doesn't like to be called a 'mutt'. Reasons unknown. Please welcome Joey Wheeler!"
Joey walked into the studio and went next to Yami.
"So Joey" Mai said batting her eyelashes. "Would you like to make a statement?"
"Sure! My buddy here Yami and I, will win everything you guys have planned for us! And no one can call me 'mutt' like no one can eat as much as I can!" Joey said proudly.
"Mutt!" Kaiba said.
"Now, now guys you can start fighting when you get into the house, but not before that!" Mai said. "Now let's meet our fourth duelist Marik Ishtar!"
"Duelist #4 Marik Ishtar
Marik comes from a tomb in Egypt. He lives in that tomb with his sister Ishizu and his brother Odeon and a bunch of servants that he calls 'Rare Hunters' and that he makes them wear some very peculiar purple cloaks. His official profession is a tomb keeper but he likes to steal rare and powerful cards once in a while. He likes golden thingies, especially if they have magic powers, tattoos about ancient prophecies, when he was a little boy he made a theory about a place called the 'Shadow Realm' that earned him a whole year in a mental hospital, and he likes to wear short, short t-shirts but it doesn't matter because no one ever complained. Please welcome Marik Ishtar!"
Marik entered the studio with a demented smirk on his face.
"Hello Marik" maid said "would you like to make a statement?"
"Yes. When did you get out of the Shadow Realm? Anyway. The shadows will feed on the souls of all my opponents in this in this show and I will be the winner! Prepare to be tortured! Muahahahahaha!" Marik said.
"Um…thank you!" Mai said. "So this will become dangerous?" she asked him.
"Absolutely" he answered.
"Wow, now let's meet our fifth duelist Tea Gardner
Duelist #5 Tea Gardner
Tea is a friendship freak. Just let her start and she will never stop talking about friendship. Also she isn't exactly a duelist, but the show needs girls too! Tea lives in a small apartment with her little cat. She works in a restaurant to earn enough money for dance school because she wants to be a dancer. We suggest a change in dreams! Tea has a huge crush on Yami that is as hopeless as her ever becoming a good dancer! Please welcome Tea Gardner!"
Tea walked into the studio. When she saw Yami little hearts appeared on her eyes and she went to sit next to him.
"Ridiculous" Kaiba muttered.
"I would like to say something" Tea said grabbing the microphone from Mai. "Friendship rules! But when there is more than friendship it's even better. Right Yami?" she asked him looking at him.
"Uh…no comment!" Yami said scared.
"Thank you Tea" Mai said grabbing the microphone from Tea and glaring at her.
"Now it's time for our next duelist Ishizu Ishtar. Tristan please do the introduction"
"Duelist #6 Ishizu Ishtar
Ishizu Ishtar is the older sister of Marik Ishtar. Like Marik, she likes golden thingies that have magic powers as well. She claims to know everything about the past and the future and that her main goal n her life is to save the pharaoh from the darkness. What can we say? It seems that there is a madness gene in the family! She likes to wear ancient clothes, to be mystical and to knit socks for her little brother. Please welcome Ishizu Ishtar!"
"I would say 'good evening' but I already know that it won't be a good one" Ishizu said as she entered the studio.
When Marik saw her he shook his head. "No, not you again!" he said. "What must I do to get you to leave me alone?"
"Did you think that I would let you alone? When I know that there is still light5 in you little brother that could help you come out of the darkness. And most of all how could I leave the pharaoh alone in a moment like this?" she said.
"Yes, yes, we know! The pharaoh this and the pharaoh that! It's all we hear from you!" Marik said and Kaiba nodded his head in agreement.
"Ishizu would you like to make a statement?" Tristan asked her.
"Using the power of my millennium necklace I already know who will win and who will lose. Like I already know what the special prize is" she said.
"Ok…" Tristan said. "Now let's meet our 7th duelist Duke Devlin."
"Duelist #7 Duke Devlin"
Duke Devlin lives to show off. He is the owner of a big game shop and he is totally obsessed with dice and his hair. He has his own fan club but he prefers Serenity Wheeler. Reasons unknown again. He spends most of his time fixing his hair and showing off with dice tricks. Please welcome Duke Devlin!"
Duke entered the studio. Immediately his fan girls started shouting things like 'Your hot baby!' and other similar things, to which he replied 'I know baby, I know!'.
"Would you like to make a statement?" Mai asked him.
"No, not really." He said.
"But I would!" Tristan said. "You stay away from little Serenity, got that?"
"No, in fact I will make absolutely sure that Serenity will fall in love with me very soon, It's not difficult for me you know."
"Let's continue before a fight starts again" Mai said. "Let's continue with duelist #8 Maximilion Pegasus."
"Duelist #8 Maximilion Pegasus
He is the inventor of Duel Monster and the owner of the company 'Industrial Illusions'. He likes to wear red, to steal people's souls, to make god cards, to kidnap little kids and lock them into his tower and then kidnap their older brothers and lock them in his dungeon, both are done for dubious reasons, he likes to make secret deals, to steal other people's companies, to organize duel monster tournaments, to read comics and to take his eye out and replace it with a golden 'magical' one. Some believe that he is an alcoholic gay man. Please welcome Pegasus!"
"Well, well, well! It's Yami-boy and Kaiba-boy! Oh what a great time we will have together!" Peg said entering the studio.
"Would you like to make a statement?" Tristan asked.
"Aha!" Peg said. "You know I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is!"
"Um…thank you for that piece of information…" Mai said. "Now let's meet our 9th duelist!"
"Duelist #9 Serenity Wheeler
Serenity Wheeler is the baby sister of Joey Wheeler. She is far too good and innocent for her own good. When she was a little girl she had a problem with her eyes and she made Joey risk his life for her and find her 3 million dollars in one week! However, we believe that she still has a sight problem because she was around Kaiba and Marik for a whole tournament but she still liked Tristan. There's definitely a problem there! Or maybe just really bad taste… Please welcome Serenity Wheeler!"
"Big brother!" Serenity said as she entered the studio. Once she saw Joey sge ran to him immediately.
"Hey little sister!" Joey said hugging her.
"Oh sweet Serenity, would you like to make a statement?" Tristan asked her in his softest voice.
"Ok! I love you big brother! I will always be there for you like you're always there for me!" Serenity said.
Tea was crying from too much emotion. "Yami I need a hug!" she said and hugged Yami.
"Oh, get over it!" Marik said and hit her on the head with his millennium rod.
"And now let's meet our last duelist…the disgusting Weevil Underwood" Tristan said.
"Duelist #10 Weevil Underwood
Some people believe that weevil is in reality a big genetically modified bug that escaped from the lab of a mad scientist or that when he was a baby he was bitted by a bug causing permanent damages to his brain and to his DNA. However, they all agree that he is half bug and half human. This is the only explanation for his obsession with bugs. He likes to use them for decoration in his room, for relaxing purposes, for food and for dueling. Call him a 'bugman' and he will be happy. We suggest that he grows up! Please meet Weevil Underwood!"
"Ew! What smells like this?" Yami said holding his nose as Weevil entered the studio.
"It's me!" Weevil said proudly.
"You stink man!" Joey said holding his nose as well.
"Thank you!" Weevil said. Luckily masks with oxygen were available for everyone and therefore the show continued.
"Now, finally it's the time for our duelists to enter the house, where cameras will record each of their actions for 10 weeks!"
A door opened at the back of the studio and a limo arrived. Yami, Kaiba, Joey, Marik, Ishizu, Duke, Serenity, Pegasus and Tea entered the limo. Seto closed the door.
"Hey! What about me?" Weevil asked.
"You can always run" Kaiba said and closed the limo door.
End of Chapter 1
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