Big Brother: YuGiOh Style
by Marik's Dark Queen
Summary: Ten duelists enter the 'Big Brother' show. Now they have to live together for 10 weeks. Only one of them will win the special prize in the end.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything!
Warning: Slight Tea and Pegasus bashing
Chapter 3: The first weekFinally morning! Eight people were waiting in a line outside of the only bathroom in the house.
"Quickly! People are waiting!" Yami shouted, banging on the door.
"What are you doing in there!" Kaiba shouted as well. Joey was jumping around in an effort to hold himself.
"Why are you waiting for the bathroom mutt? Why don't you go find a nice tree?" Kaiba asked Joey.
"This is not the time for taunts Kaiba! Tea get out of the bathroom immediately!" Yami shouted banging on the door again.
Inside the bathroom Tea was singing and the water was running vanishing all external noises.
"La la la!' Tea was singing ready to get into the bathtub. She needed a long bath after such a difficult night. The people outside the bathroom were running in circles in an effort to hold themselves. After three hours Tea was finished and she came out of the bathroom.
"At last!" everyone said and ran for the bathroom.
30 minutes later and everyone was finished. They all went to get dressed when…
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" a shriek was heard. They all ran to the place were it was heard. It was Kaiba!
"Kaiba what is it?" Yami asked.
"Oh no! Ishizu did you let Marik out of your room?" Joey asked.
"Ahem!" Marik said glaring at Joey.
"It's awful…" Kaiba said. "Someone stole one of my trench coats!" he shouted.
"What!" everyone said.
"Yes, yesterday I had 6346808 trench coats and today I have only 6346807!"
"Do you count your trench coats every day Kaiba?" Yami asked him.
"Of course I do!" Seto said. He was close to tears now.
Yami looked inside the closet and indeed there were only 6346807 identical trench coats. Each one of them white with the KC logo on it. And beside it he noticed a big hole.
"What's this?" Yami asked looking at the hole.
"It's a hole!" Ishizu said. "And it leads into a tunnel!"
"So whoever did that used this tunnel to get into the closet and then out again!" Duke said.
"No kidding" Kaiba told him.
"Come on, we will deal with this later, first we have to organize ourselves" Yami said and they all went to the living room. "First we have to sort out who will be responsible for each task."
"I will do the cooking!" Joey said.
"Ok and someone has to so the cleaning, the laundry and the gardening" Yami continued.
"I can do the gardening" Duke said.
"Great! And I will help him!" Pegasus said.
"I can do some of the cleaning" Serenity said.
"Then I can do the laundry" Tea said.
"And I can help Tea with it" Ishizu said.
"I will help Joey with some special recipes!" Weevil said.
"And what will you do Marik?" Yami asked.
"Nothing. Absolutely nothing, except of planning your destruction of course pharaoh! Muahahahahahahaha!" Marik said.
"That's great. You'll clean the house" Yami said.
"And what about you pharaoh?" Marik asked.
"I will do the most difficult task. I will be inspecting you" Yami said. "Now, everyone, start working!" Yami said and everyone except of Kaiba left.
"That includes you as well Kaiba!" Yami said.
"I can't work right now Yami! Don't you understand? Someone stole my favorite trench coat!"
"But they are all the same Kaiba" Yami told him.
"That was special! Poor, poor trench coat…I failed you…" Kaiba said and started crying.
Later in the afternoon…"Ok! Let see how the first day went!" Yami said. Everyone was sitting in the living room.
"How did the cooking go?" Yami asked.
"Well…let me show you…" Joey said and brought a plate filled with green moving bugs.
"What's that?" Tea asked.
"Bugs with cheese! Delicious!" Weevil said and ate some.
"Is this our food?" Duke asked.
"Well, I guess I should tell you what happened. At first I cooked and I made a perfect meal. But it was so perfect that I ate it all! And then I opened the fridge to find something else to cook but it had only Pegasus' bottles of wine in it. So I let Weevil cook and that's the result…"
"What about cleaning?" Yami asked.
"It was fantastic!" Marik said. "Right Serenity?"
"Yes master Marik" Serenity answered in a monotonous way.
"Marik! What have we said about mind controlling others?" Ishizu said.
"And you were supposed to help Serenity not mind control her an make her do everything on her own!" Duke said.
"Whatever. It's what you get for making me do chores. If you don't want me to mind control the people around me then don't make me work!"
"What about the laundry and the gardening?" Yami asked.
"It was fine…" Tea said.
"I'm sure it was for you!" Ishizu said. "You had all the time in the world to explore Yami's underwear!"
"That's why it took you so long to finish?" Joey asked.
"I don't know what are you talking about!" Tea said.
"Kaiba?" Yami asked. "Are you feeling better?"
"Whoever stole it will die!" Seto said.
"Oh, look the old Seto is back! That means that everything is fine…" Yami said.
"Attention duelists!" Mai's voice was heard. "Tomorrow you will have your first challenge. And after that you will be able to talk to the audience. Get ready! And don't forget that Big Brother is always watching you!"
"Wait a minute!" Seto said. "Since you can see everything you saw who stole my love!"
"Of course we did!" Mai said.
"Then who is it?" Seto asked.
"Have fun figuring it out!" Mai said.
"Don't worry Kaiba. It's probably some crazy fan girl. They have done it to me too" Duke said trying to make Kaiba feel better.
But no, it wasn't a crazy fan girl at all…
Late at night…
"Yes! This is the second trench coat that I stole and no one has suspected me!" said the thief of the white trench coat. "Finally they will be mine!" said the thief, hugging the trench coat. "Let's hide it in the kitchen cupboard together with the other one…"
End of Chapter 3
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