Big Brother: YuGiOh Style
by Marik's Dark Queen
Summary: Ten duelists enter the 'Big Brother' show. Now they have to live together for 10 weeks. Only one of them will win the special prize in the end.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything!
Warning: Tea, and Pegasus bashing
A/N: Thank you for the reviews!
Chapter 6: Camera Time"Good morning duelists!" Mai's voice was heard. "It is time for your camera time!"
The duelists were lining up outside the room were they would have their 'camera time'. First one was Yami.
"So…" Yami started speaking, not knowing what to say. "As the leader in this house, my first goal is to find who is stealing Kaiba's trench coats so peace can be restored. I promise you that I will find the culprit and there will be a severe punishment" Yami said.
"Yami, some people believe that you are the one who steals all the trench coats. What do you have to say about that?" Mai asked.
"What! How dare you! I spend all my time trying to catch the culprit and you accuse me of stealing? I am the great and honorable pharaoh! I DO NOT STEAL OTHER PEOPLE'S TRENCHCOATS!"
"Yes, you're right. Besides, why would you steal them, they would be far to long for you!" Mai said.
"I have no comment for that!" Yami said and left the room banging the door behind him. Next in line was Seto Kaiba.
"Hm…what to say…" Kaiba started thinking until Mai's voice interrupted him.
"Perhaps we should help you a little. It has come to our attention that your younger brother Mokuba has being hosting parties in Kaiba Mansion every Wednesday."
"What!"
"Also, in some of these parties there have been reports of rather peculiar and inappropriate things and behaviors."
"For example?" Seto asked.
"For example, the invitation of some women who receive money for their services."
"House cleaners?" Seto asked again.
"No, much more personal services" Mai answered.
"Cooks?"
"No"
"Tutors?"
"Are you kidding Mr. Kaiba?"
"Then?"
"Whores!" Mai shouted.
"Oh! And you almost had me worried!" Seto said laughing.
"You mean that you don't mind?" Mai asked shocked.
"No, no, it's a family tradition. It passes from father to son and from big brother to younger brother. I would have been worried if he didn't call for them."
"We have also learned some other things, but I am sure that you will mind them" Mai said.
"Like what?"
"Your brother Mokuba has been selling your private cell phone number to all the girls in your fan club" Mai answered.
"Oh! He's such a good businessman!" Seto said. "Good work Mokie!" Seto said and blew him a kiss.
"Oh well! So I suppose that you wouldn't mind that he once borrowed one of your trench coats for 5 minutes…"
"WHAT DID HE DO? Mokuba, YOU'RE DEAD!" Seto shouted just before the camera was switched off.
"The rest of this scene will not be showed for your own mental health" Mai said during her show.
The third duelist to enter was Marik.
"Good morning Marik!" Mai said.
"Good? Did I send anyone to the Shadow Realm today? No! Then it is not a good day!" Marik shouted.
"Um…please be sited" Mai told him.
"No! Muahahahahahahaha!" Marik laughed.
"Would you like to say anything to the people watching you?" Mai asked.
"No, muahahahahahaha!" Marik laughed again.
"Are you sure?" Mai asked him.
"Huh-ha…um…maybe not…now that I rethink it…BRING ME SOME CANDY OR I'LL KILL YOU!" Marik started shouting again.
"Next duelist please" Mai said sounding very scared. Joey entered the room crying.
"Why are you crying little Joey?" Mai asked in a sweet, sweet, sweet voice.
"I cannot bear it anymore! I have to pretend that I am a tough guy so all the bullies won't pick on me and they won't bother Serenity but I can't keep on pretending anymore! I'm so sensitive!" Joey said sobbing and then left running.
Now it was Pegasus' turn.
"Hello, hello! Thank you, thank you, you were such a great audience!" Pegasus said while entering the room.
"Hi" Mai said.
"Iwould like to make a complaint" Pegasus said.
"Huh-ha"
"How can you live here without a manicurist? I wonder!"
"Who knows…how can we?" Mai said.
"Do something about it honey, oh and give a big kiss to my boyfriend! Ciao!" Pegasus said and left.
Next one was Tea.
"Hi Tea!" Mai said.
"Friendship!"
"Do you want to tell us anything?"
"Friendship!"
"Anything else?"
"YAMI IS MINE! Muahahahahahaha!" Tea started laughing in a way that made Marik look like an every day, common, normal guy…
"Um…thank you…"
Next one was Ishizu. Her camera time was very short…
"I already know that you won't ask me any insightful questions so I won't even bother answering them!" she said and left.
The last duelist was Duke.
"So Duke…any plans about winning?" Mai asked.
"No, but I have many plans about winning little Serenity's heart. Just wait until I come out of this game. Then we will have a marriage!" Duke said with little hearts in his eyes.
"Ok…thank you…" Mai said.
Now it was time for voting. It was the last night of one of the 8 duelists…
End of Chapter 6
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