Yazoo you bum! Why did you give permission for this girl to post this on the Internet! –Kadaj

Because it's funny! –Yazoo

You guys aren't really going to have a fistfight right here on the disclaimer are you? –Loz

What disclaimer? –Kadaj

The one I'm going to do. I do not own Advent Children or Final Fantasy VII Square Enix does –Yazoo

Oh great! Now the story begins! -Kadaj

Yazoo's funny story.

(Kadaj is looking for some one to help him as he goes out to find Mother again, Yazoo is always ready to do such things but right at the moment…Yazoo has seemed to have disappeared, so Kadaj goes to find Loz.)

Kadaj: Hey! Loz! You seen Yazoo anywhere?

Loz: No…not recently.

Kadaj: Hmm…

Yazoo: Yazoo tries to sneaks behind Kadaj

Loz: Hey! There he is!

Kadaj: Where? Kadaj slaps Loz as he turns around

Loz: Ow!

Kadaj: Kadaj turns around with wide eyes Whoops! Sorry.

Loz: What was that for?

Kadaj: Nothing, it was an accident

Loz: Your head's an accident Kadaj!

Kadaj: What! Kadaj throws a punch at Loz

Loz: Ow! Why you!

(One very long fist fight later.)

Yazoo: What are you girls doing?

Kadaj: There you are! I've been looking for you!

Loz: And I don't look like a girl! He does! Loz points at Kadaj

Kadaj: Punches Loz in the face using the Burs Lee move Shut up! I was talking!

Yazoo: You guys are very violent.

Kadaj: What ever! Where have you been?

Yazoo: Who? Me? Yazoo starts looking very uncomfortable Um…I've been…um…out?

Kadaj: I know you've been out! Where?

Yazoo: Um…around.

Loz: What's so secret about it?

Kadaj: Ya, What's up?

Yazoo: Nothing…forget it! Yazoo tries to get away

Loz: Hey! What's this? Loz reaches into Yazoo's pocket then pulls out small container

Kadaj: It's lip-gloss! Yazoo blushes as Kadaj laughs

Loz: What are you doing carrying around lip-gloss for?

Yazoo: Nothing! Yazoo runs up and snatches lip-gloss out of Loz's hand

Kadaj: Hey wait! What brand was it?

Yazoo: Once again, Yazoo tries to run away but Loz grabs him

Loz: Grabs lip-gloss again…I think it's…Lip Smackers.

Kadaj: Ha, ha! Not only is it lip-gloss…but it's GIRLY!

Loz: Loz gives Yazoo a disturbed look

Yazoo: No! It's not what you think!

Kadaj: He's laughing so hard that he falls over laughing

Loz: Why are you…?

Yazoo: Yazoo rubs his lips together Oh ho.

Loz: What?

Yazoo: My lips are dry again…could I have my lip-gloss back now?

Loz: Um…okay. Loz hands lip-gloss back to Yazoo

Kadaj: What! You just gave it back?

Loz: Ya, What's wrong with that?

Kadaj: You numbskull!

Yazoo: Puts lip-gloss on Thanks…I needed it.

Loz: Okay.

Kadaj: Grabs Loz by the neck and starts shacking you idiot!

Loz: Um…Yazoo? Now your lips are all shiny.

Yazoo: I know.

Girl: Hiiiiiiii Yazoo. Giggles

Kadaj: Whoa! Hot girl.

Yazoo: That's why I do it. Shows lip-gloss

Girl: Grrrrrrrrr…it looks soooo sexy!

Yazoo: See ya!

Kadaj: Hmm…I wonder where I could get some lip-gloss.

Loz: Loz rolls his eyes What ever.

End

See? Why did you put this on the internet girl!-Kadaj

Yazoo thought I was funny.-Kadajneko

Never mind! Just forget it!-Kadaj