"Well, don't they?" Naruto questioned.
Nobody said anything for a second.
"Ano…no," Shikamaru replied.
"Then, how do kids get here?" Naruto asked in confusion as he tilted his head to the side.
"In an activity, that only adults can do," Kakashi responded looking up from his book.
"What's that activity?" Naruto blinked in curiosity.
"Sexual intercourse," Shikamaru answered rolling his eyes. This was troublesome.
"Sexual intercourse? What's that?" These answers weren't helping Naruto.
"Can I hit him?" Kiba asked clenching his fist.
"It's when a female and male that have certain feelings…make love," Shikamaru gulped while saying it.
The others looked away while Naruto blinked.
"If you're going to have this talk, take it somewhere else," the ramen stand owner stated in outrage.
"We're your only customers," Chouji pointed out.
"Make love? How do they do that?" Naruto asked.
"I can't believe you just asked that," Sasuke said plainly.
"They…ano…well…uh…they just…," Shikamaru scratched his head, "how can I put this in terms that you will understand?"
"It involves a guy and girl without their clothes on…well it could involve a guy and guy or girl and girl…but let's stick to straight couples and they kiss and other stuff to make each other squirm," Kakashi stated his eyes not leaving the book.
"Kakashi," Sasuke spat.
"Couldn't you have put it in a cleaner way?" Shikamaru questioned.
"Well at least he knows now," Kiba said.
"I don't get it," Naruto stated and veins popped on the others' temples.
"What are you all talking about?"
They turned in their stools to face the Kazekage of the Sand.
Gaara. He looks the same, but he too has grown in height. And since he no longer has the sand monster inside of him, he can sleep for once in his life. And thus, making him less cranky.
"Sexual intercourse," Naruto stated.
Gaara raised an eyebrow. "Nani?"
"He doesn't know what it is," Neji explained dryly.
"Interesting," Gaara stated.
"Why don't you join us?" Naruto suggested. "What brings you to Konoha anyway?"
"Kage business," Gaara answered as he sat on a stool.
"Back to my question," Naruto said.
"Maybe I shouldn't have sat down," Gaara muttered.
Kakashi dug into his pockets and handed Naruto a book. "All of the answers to your questions are in there," he stated.
Naruto opened the book and peeked inside, he made a face. "What the…"
"I forgot to mention there's pictures," Kakashi said rubbing the back of his head.
Chouji grimaced. "I'm trying to eat here, do you mind not saying that?" he questioned.
"Are you satisfied now?" Shikamaru asked.
"I think I would have been better off never knowing," Naruto replied.
"Wouldn't we all?" Shino questioned.
"What are vir-geens?" Naruto asked.
"Virgins," Kakashi corrected.
Naruto stop reading. "What are those?"
"Read on," Kakashi replied.
Naruto kept on reading and made yet another face. "Oh…so they're ones that haven't had sexual intercourse," Naruto mumbled.
"Do you have to say that out loud, Naruto-kun," Lee suggested. "People might hear you when they walk by."
Naruto looked at Kakashi. "Why do you have this book Kakashi-sensei?" he questioned not really wanting the answer.
Kakashi looked at him. "I had a feeling it would come in handy," he claimed.
Shikamaru shook his head. "I think it's too much for Naruto's naïve brain," he mumbled under his breath.
Naruto's ears twitched. "I heard that!" he snapped. "I am not naïve…I just wasn't informed is all."
"Right," Kiba mumbled. "You're an idiot."
Naruto glared at him.
"You all are weird," Gaara commented.
"GAARA-SAMA!"
Gaara twitched. "No," he muttered.
They all looked at him and then the source of the voice. It was a girl around their age with dirty-blonde hair to her shoulders and hazel eyes.
"Who are you?" Naruto questioned.
"Zing Gasha, and you are? Are you a friend of Gaara-kun?" the girl questioned.
"Gaara…kun?" Naruto repeated then looked at the redhead.
"Don't ask. What are you doing here?" Gaara asked Gasha.
"I came here with Temari-chan," Gasha replied smiling.
"And Temari came why?" Gaara asked.
Gasha shrugged. "To visit I suppose or maybe check on you. Not too sure," she responded.
"Where is she?" Gaara questioned.
Gasha shrugged. "I don't know," she answered.
"Then go find her," Gaara demanded coldly.
Gasha's bright face fell. "Oh, okay. Whatever you say, Gaara-kun," she said and then she walked down the street her head facing the ground.
Naruto crossed his arms over his chest. "That wasn't very nice," he stated.
Gaara rolled his eyes. "Whatever. She's just a pestering fan girl," he said.
"You have fan girls?" Shikamaru questioned.
Gaara nodded. "Very…troublesome as you'd put it," he replied.
"Now you know how I feel," Sasuke stated.
"Gaara's got fan girls, Sasuke's got fan girls, I want a fan girl," Naruto pouted.
Kiba, Shino, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Neji, Chouji, Lee, and Kakashi glanced at each other then shook their heads.
"You can have mine," Gaara stated.
"Nah, they're all the way in the Sand," Naruto pointed out. He looked at Shikamaru. "Hey, do you think I could score a girlfriend?"
"It's possible, more so than Hyuuga and Uchiha's chances," Shikamaru commented.
Naruto grinned and got up.
"Where are you going, dobe?" Neji questioned.
"To get a girlfriend, ja ne," Naruto stated waving and then running down the streets.
The others chuckled. Naruto, a girlfriend? Yeah right.
"The day that baka gets a girlfriend, the world will for surely end," Kiba commented.
The Next WeekIt was a weekly thing for the guys to meet at the Ichiraku. They had nothing better to do. Everyone, but Naruto, was sitting on the stoles, even Gaara who once again had Kage business. Shikamaru had his hands on his chin as he started to doze off.
"I think you're lateness is rubbing off on him," Kiba stated looking at the masked sensei.
Kakashi looked up from his book. "He'll be here soon."
And just as Kakashi said Naruto appeared sitting on his stole with a big grin plastered on his face. He waved at everyone and ordered miso ramen. He was humming a tune this was a little too weird for everyone to see Naruto like this.
Naruto looked at Shikamaru and gave him thumbs up. "It worked, your advice worked you baka." He slapped the Nara on the back.
Shikamaru blinked and looked at the Uzamaki. "How so?"
Naruto chuckled. "I went on a date," informed.
Lee smiled. "With who Naruto-kun?" he asked interested.
"HINATA-CHAN!" Naruto shouted punching the air in excitement.
Neji looked at him. "What?" he questioned.
"I asked your cousin out on a date, she said yes, after turning red and nearly fainting," Naruto stated. "Then we went to the movies, and I didn't put my hand around her, because you said to take it slow."
Neji scoffed. "I advice you to take it really slow or you'll wind up in the infirmary," he warned through clenched teeth.
"I asked her if she was a virgin," Naruto claimed.
"You what!" Neji shouted, his eyes glaring.
"Baka," Shikamaru mumbled.
"You are such a loser, Naruto," Sasuke stated.
"She fainted," Naruto proclaimed. "It was quite odd, when she woke up she blushed and kept nodding her head, saying that she was."
"Of course she is," Neji spat.
"How would you know?" Kiba questioned.
"She's had a crush on this loser forever, and that's just disturbing," Neji replied.
"This is a weird conversation," Gaara stated.
"Is your sister a virgin?" Naruto questioned.
Gaara looked at him. "How should I know?"
"Now we're talking about virgins, how troublesome" Shikamaru muttered.
"I wonder if Sakura-chan is," Naruto said scratching his head.
They all blinked.
"Of course she is!" Lee exclaimed. "Sakura-chan is an innocent angel."
"It would be weird if she slept around with everybody," Shikamaru stated.
"She would never do such a thing. She's the perfect goddess," Lee proclaimed.
"Do you ever think about Sakura-chan naked, Fuzzy Eyebrows?" Naruto asked.
"NANI!"
Here's the second chapter! Weee!
Next time: The guys get some pretty disturbing images. Stupid perverts!
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