A VERY WEIRD TALK!

Chapter 3: WHAT DID HE SAY!

Lucida- "Welcome back everyone! I'm sorry to say this but Muna is currently very ill..."

Muna is rolling around on the ground holding her stomach "Uggg...I'm...never... eatting any... more chocolate... again.."

" Here Muna, It's a gift from Ancarta and Hekuro." Ime hands a small packge to Muna

"YAY! Chocolate! Anybody want some?" Muna happily munches on the chocolate

Kurama "No thank you."

Yusuke "Nope."

Kuwabara"Nuh-un."

Hiei"Hn.."

Taco-"AGAIN WID THE HNNs!" starts getting angry, walks out the back door

Ime askes"Shall I go get him?"

Muna smiles evily "No, he's the one who's mad. And besides, I still got his sword."

Kuwabara "When did Yusuke and Hiei get back?"

Lucida" Right when the little green monkeys gave me the chocolate, they said that Yusuke and Hiei were comming back from Kyoto."

Ime- "My, my they sure ran far! Kyoto is atleast 86 miles from here! Aren't they tired?"

Muna- "Nah. The both could probably run from here to the south pole in a matter of seconds."

BANG, BANG, BANG! Someone ELSE is at the door!

"I'LL GET IT!"Lucida runs to the door, and low and behold Ancarta, a black-haired girl with blue eyes, and Hekuro, a blonde-haired boy with brown eyes, step in!

"Howdy! What's up?"Ancarta waves a small American flag and races to Muna "Wow! It's been AGES since I last saw you!" she hugs Muna, than Ime, then Lucida

Lucida wheezes between breaths "We...missed... you... too... Now... GET OFF ME!" She pushes Ancarta away

Hekuro "Hey, what's up?"

Yusuke "Nothing, 'cept Muna keeps making us do stupid stuff." Yusuke points at Muna

Muna stands up and gets in Yusuke's face and whispers in his ear "WELL, IF YOU'RE GONNA ACT SO MUCH AGAINST IT, YOU BE THE FIRST TO TASTE LUCIDA'S POWER!" turns to Lucida with big puppy-dog eyes " Lucida.. Can you lend me you powers for awhile?"

Lucida asks "Why?"

Muna replys "To do some funny stuff."

Lucida "Okay, but don't do anything that'll get anybody hurt."

Muna snikers as Lucida gives her a shiny blue sphere "Promise" She turns to Yusuke "HEY EVERYBODY, LOOK AT WHAT I CAN MAKE YUSUKE DO!"

(Authors' note: and because we're lazy I'll jusy tell you that Muna did some thing And that took control of Yusuke's body)

"Yusuke's mind has just left the building! Now for my little show!" Muna sits down on the ground with her eyes closed and yusuke's Body starts to move

Yusuke-(A/N:well not really Yusuke, but his body and voice) " Lookie at me! I'M A BALLERINA!" starts to twirl around, but falls on a table " OUPPSIE-DASIY!"

Kuwabara "WHAT DID HE JUST SAY!"

Yusuke gets up and gets in Kuwabara's face " DUDE, DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME! gets all chibi like and buckets of tears start pouring out "YOU BIG MEANNIE!" still chibi- like but now has flames of rage in his eyes "AND BESIDES, I'M NOT THE ONE WHO'S SO UGLY THAT EVEN TOIREIS RUN AWAY FROM YOU, YOU OKII HANA HAKUBUTSUKAN!" He goes back to twirling around

(A/N: Toireis means toilets and okii hana hakubutsukan means 'big nose museum' in Japanese)

Everyone is laughing there heads off except Kuwabara(who's speechless), Kurama, and Hiei, who both are having major sweatdrops.

Hiei "The Detective has finally lost his mind..."

Yusuke gets in Hiei's face "Lookie at the munch-kin! Is it really that short? Is it an oumpa lumpa? Is it an armrest?" puts arm on Hiei's head and leans on him "Yep it's an arm rest."

Hiei- "GET OFF ME!" He violently kicks Yusuke away and Yusuke lands right in front of Kurama

Yusuke "HELLO, LADY! Why are you wearing a guy's uniform?"

Kurama- (A/N:OMIGOSH, Kurama's mad that's REALLY scary!) "I'M NOT A FEMALE, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW!" suddenly Yusuke falls on the ground

Muna "I know you're not! I'm just messing with you guys! That WAS funny right?"

Hekuro "Muna, that wasn't nice."

Muna "Yeah, but you were still laughing!"

Hekuro gets all droopy

Yusuke gets up (A/N: he's not under Muna's control anymore)

"Ugggg... What happened to me?" looks at everyone but gets no reply

Ancarta "Well, Muna took over your body and... um... let's just say that you did some very strange things."

Muna dodging spirit gun shots " Well that's the end of this chapter! Let's see whose gonna be my next victim! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ancarta turns to Kurama "Can't you stop her?"

Kurama "I doubt that even King Enma could stop her at the moment..." watches while a spirit gun blast whizzes past Muna