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Climbing the Tree

The four companions marched, or in Gimli's case, stumbled on their way towards Gondor's capitol. "We're off to Minas Tirith, the white city!" the three less suitable of the party sang.

"You're all drunk!" Gandalf stated accusingly

"No we're not!" defended the elf, pointlessly. For he then made a hiccupping noise and turned to Aragorn for help.

"Yah, he's right! Only Gimli is!" this did not help the matter, for he tripped and then began to hiccup as well. Gimli however did support the fact that he was drunk. He gurgles loudly.

"Right, let's be quiet while I think of an acceptable excuse to tell Arowen when her husband comes home drunk!" Gandalf ordered

"You won't have to!" Aragorn said, ruining Gandalf train of thought.

"Yah! If she gets mad I'll shoot her!"

"Oh, yes. That solves the problem wonderfully!" Gandalf said, rolling his eyes.

"So we can be loud now!" Aragorn yelled, completely missing the sarcasm in Gandalf's voice. As the odd foursome neared the city, a white tree came into view.

Gimli pointed at it and said, "look! It's a white tree! I think I will climb it!"

"Be careful!" Aragorn ordered, more than warned

"If you're not, I'll shoot you!" Legolas threatened. Gimli ran over to the tree and began to climb. He hit his head on a branch and began to fall. Legolas, attempting to follow through on his threat, tried to grab an arrow but he was so drunk that he couldn't grasp one.

Gandalf shook his head, "It's a good thing you two don't have wives, or else I would have to make up more excuses!"

"But I do have a, wife! She is the beautiful lady Galadriel!" Gimli exclaimed

"But she's married to Celeborn!" Legolas said sensibly.

"Don't remind me." Gimli muttered.

"It's to bad your cousin, Barlin, died. I was really looking forward to that malt beer and ripe meet of the bone!" Aragorn changed the subject.

(A/N I'm really hungry now… maybe I'll go have lunch)

"I was going to have a funeral for him but after that cave troll smashed him to bits I gave up on that idea." Gimli replied

The four continued on all the few yards to the entrance silently. (wow!) as the got very close Arowen came running out and embraced Aragorn.

"Hi honey!" Aragorn hiccupped "you got more beautiful while I was away!"

"You've been drinking, you bad boy!" Arowen scolded, "Go take a bath!"

"Yah, LET'S go take a BATH!" Aragorn and Arowen walked into Minas Tirith and Gimli and Legolas followed whispering and giggling uncontrollably.

A/N ya, I know that it's short but I'll update soon. If you have any Ideas just go click the little button on the left/bottom corner. If you don't have any ideas… go click the little button in the left/bottom corner anyways