A/N: ok, I'm bored so I'll write the next bit too…
Sorry
After Legolas had a reviving mug of Ale, he said to Arwen "look, Arwen, I'm sorry about spying on you. Will you please stay?"
She smiled "it's ok, I'm going to stay. But that perverted dwarf will pay if he doesn't apologize!"
Legolas, taking this moment to be stupid, said "um… he's kind of broke, so I don't know how he'll pay but…"
"I meant with his life, not with his money!"
"You mean his non-existent money!" Legolas grinned like the idiot that he truly is and Gimli waltzed in totally out idioting Legolas.
"Hey Arwen?" He said
"Yes, perverted dwarf with non-existent money?" She said in a lighthearted way.
"I just wanted to tell you that- hey! What did you call me?"
"A perverted dwarf with non-existent money!"
"Perverted? Legolas was the one who had the idea! I just went along with him!"
A/N: can you imagine Leggy being like that? I know that he's ooc but… that's why this is the C2 for the worst LotR fanfics… right?
"Not me!" Legolas automatically denied it.
"I hate you Legolas!" She said and Legolas stormed out of the room.
"What where you saying Gimli?" asked Arwen
"Well, I was going to say that I was sorry but then you called me a perverted dwarf with non-existent money and you told my best friend that you hated him so I guess you should be the one apologizing!" exclaimed the dwarf.
"I will not apologize!" She screamed.
Legolas poked his head through the door and said "Hey Gimli! Aragorn and I are going to Lothlorian! Want to come?"
"To visit the babe? I'm coming!" Gimli jumped up and ran out the door.
A/N: yes, I know. It's short… but I just did 2 of them, so that should keep up busy!