A/N: w00t! so, only 2 people read this… but oh well… I'm bored once again so I will write another chappy!
aabbhh2: yo! You can have some of the cheese!
Fuzzor: hippie clothes rock!
Don't hurt the snails!
Gimli, Legolas, Aragorn and Glorfindel, all in their intense hippie gear, had made camp about a day away from Lothlorien. Glorfindel and Aragorn were both sleeping but Legolas and Gimli were awake, indulging in ale.
Out of the blue, Glorfindel, who was still sleeping and wearing a tie die headband, said, "I love snails!" and then snored very loudly.
Gimli looked at Legolas with one eyebrow raised "that was random!" Legolas nodded his agreement and yawned.
Aragorn, who was also snoring and wearing a tie die shirt, said, "I have rock solid abs!"
"That was also random…" Gimli commented.
A loud snore escaped Legolas's mouth/nose and he said, "my butt is made of granite!"
"Really? Let me feel!" Gimli exclaimed and, with an evil glint in his eyes, pinched Legolas's butt. Legolas made a sound that indicated that he was surprised, more than hurt. Gimli quickly pretended to be asleep, snoring in a drunken way.
Legolas's eyes glinted in an equally evil way and he snored in an obviously fake way to anyone normal (i.e. not Gimli), nearly choking on laughter.
Gimli, being the not so bright dwarf that he was, said, "few! That was close!"
Legolas grabbed a spatula and hit Gimli on the head and roared "GIMLI!"
A/N: spatula is such a bizarre word… I just had to add that in…
Gimli started running away from the dangerous elf… and the equally dangerous spatula, treading on Aragorn's 'rock solid abs.'
As an automatic reaction to being stepped on, Aragorn whacked Glorfindel, still sleeping. Glorfindel yelled out in despair "no! No! Don't hurt the snails!"
A/N: you know, you really SHOULD review this… even if you hate my guts… which you so should by now…