Mat nodded, he didn't feel so confident about getting to buy the next round, but he wasn't going to let Rand and Perrin Know that. "Lets start from the top, all the bloody nobles who follow after me are more interested in claiming honourable bloody kills like this is a flaming game!"
"At least you're commanding Nobles, I'm commanding a bunch of young men from home, and each of them acting like it's a great adventure! I have Master Luhhan bowing at me, and I have had enough of this whole Lord Golden-Eyes rubbish." Perrin retorted.
Rand waited for his moment, "Asha'man, an army of Living weapons, which until recently may have gone insane at any moment, and even thought there's no chance of that now, doesn't mean they already aren't affected."
Perrin and Mat eyed each other a moment and nodded reluctantly.
"Point for Rand" Mat said simply.
Perrin gave some thought before they moved on, his problems with Aram was perfect, "Okay, individual men then"
Mat smirked at this, he could think of six off the top of his head, and was about to speak before Rand cut him off.
"Mazrim Taim." Was all he said.
Perrin blinked, "I have an ex-tinker following me around like a faithful pet who attacked me and..."
"Taim was a false Dragon before he chose to follow me, and still acts like he should be my better." Rand spoke out.
Mat grinned a little, "I have three lords who won't listen to common sense of my Foot-Soldier commanders because they're commoners and..."
"Taim has been organising a faction against me of the Asha'man." Rand spoke out again cutting Mat off.
"Blood and Ashes, Rand you can't keep using the same man for this!"
Rand simply smirked, "The False Dragon Logain Albar was healed from his gentling by Nynaeve, and is apparently a close supporter of mine, but Min tells me she sees a halo of glory around his head."
Mat gaped and Perrin sighed loudly.
"Fine go get the flaming drinks Rand, give us time to think of something that we can bloody beat you at." Mat said irritably.
Rand stood and moved to leave the room, nodding at Lan as he exited through the private sitting rooms door.
Mat gave a sour look in Rand's direction and turned to Perrin, "Do you have any ideas?"
Perrin shrugged, "I'm trying."
To be continued...
Authours Notes:
The new mini-chapter is up, topic of the Drink Provided by John Red. Thanks for Reading. Review if you have times, and suggestions for topics are alwayswelcome, and heck I might keep writing aslong as this keeps getting those suggestions, not a poll, or reader demand, I just like getting help from other people, otherwise I'll stop being lazy and think up my own. :P
As always, no Beta-Reader, but thats by choice rather than lack.