Disclaimer: The song is by 'Right Said Fred' and it is called 'I'm Too Sexy'

This is from the Dragon Series Universe. It is dedicated to my wonderful and 'sexy' muse, Nicky.

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Draco turned up the wizard radio. He was getting ready for his date with Cherise. It was their first Official date and he wanted everything to be perfect. He didn't know why this song coming up was even on a Wizard radio, it sounded so Muggle or even why it was so popular at the moment. He had heard it talked about all over the school. Draco put his toothbrush down still pondering that notation as the song started.

:I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me:

Draco found himself almost swaying to the music. It actually had a nice beat to it. Maybe he should listen to the radio more.

:I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts:

Draco fluffed up his shirt to the songs lyrics.

:And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk:

Draco picked up his toothbrush and began to use it as a microphone, like he had seen the band do in his fourth year and sang along to the song.

:I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk:

Draco laughed out loud to the words he was singing and began to dance getting more into the song.

:I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk yeah on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk:

He did a little turn around and posed as if he was the one on the catwalk as the song continued.

:I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song:

Suddenly the song was cut off and Draco turned around abruptly to see that his father had turned the radio off. Draco tried to give a small smile, wondering how much his father had seen.

"I don't think I want to know what you were doing in here, do I?" Severus asked as he leaned against the bathroom door with his arms crossed. A smirk came to his face as Draco blushed.

"Probably not?" Draco asked innocently, hoping his father would drop the subject.

Severus shook his head and walking out of the bathroom. "Hurry up, will you?"

Draco sighed thinking his father had dropped the subject, when he heard him speak again.

"And no more dancing." Draco blushed more than ever as he heard Cherise's laughter coming from the living room.