Wow. First chapter in ages. I am so sorry I din't update earlier, but some things in life are unavoidable. I was kept offline for quite a while. Please forgive me. And if you haven't noticed, my chapter tend to be very short, so... It's just the way I write. Don't worry. I'm already writing the next chapter.

Disclaimer: I own Zelda, not. I own story, yes.

She started singing again. What a maniac. Link had been here for a relatively short time, but he was already begging the Goddesses for mercy. And the author was ignoring him completely, absorbed in her song. This time, her song went like this:

Meu coração
Não sei porquê
Bate feliz
Quando te vê...
E os meus olhos ficam sorrindo,
E pelas ruas vão te seguindo
Mas mesmo assim
Foges de mim

This time there was no sadistic tone to her voice, and it was a pretty nice song, but Link was too bored to pay attention.

Finally, after what felt like forever, she smiled, pleased with her results.

"Very well, Link! Seems you're all set to go now."

"Gee, great." Link didn't know whether to be happy or sad or angry or scared, so he settled with apathy.

Link was back in Hyrule.

He was in Death Mountain again; it was so quiet and desolate. The only thing he could hear was the wind. Quite a depressing sight. The wind blew his hair softly, and the sun was just setting beyond the horizon. The view from up there was breathtaking. Yet it was so quiet and lonely… As he watched the sun set, he suddenly remembered Nari.

"Oh no…" If Nari was worried about him, she'd kill him when he came back… was that what the author was planning? Whatever the case, it was not wise to stay out on Death Mountain after dark. They named it Death Mountain for a reason.

Link adjusted his hat and set down the path, becoming anxious as the sun quickly sank. Night was falling fast, and he could hardly see his way anymore. Suddenly, he felt the ground tremble beneath his feet, and jumped out of the way as a Goron rolled past him. Then another, and another; he looked around and saw several more rolling away from a rockslide. Jumping out of the way of the rocks, he tried to run down the path, but it was too dark; he had no idea where he was going, and killer rocks and Gorons falling from above weren't helping. Suddenly he gasped as the ground beneath him disappeared…

In the darkness and confusion, he had run straight off the edge of the cliff. He was weightless for a second, then plummeted down to his certain death. He fumbled with his clothes for half a second, pulled out his hookshot, and fired it at the wall, stopping suddenly and banging against the rocks.

He took a deep breath, assessing what just happened. He hung precariously from the hookshot, and it would be a very nasty way down. He could hear the ground rumble above him as rocks and Gorons rolled past. Suddenly, everything was quiet.

Link's arms were hurting now. He tried to turn around to face the stone wall, but his fingers slipped a little bit and he stopped, fearing he would let go and fall if he tried again. With his back against the wall, there was not much he could do besides hang there and hope someone would show up and help him. He urged himself to calm down again, then looked up.

He was a few meters down from the edge; if only he could turn around, he'd be able to find some footing and pull himself up the chain. But things weren't as simple. Any tiny mistake and he'd be flat as a pancake in seconds.

Minutes, hours, he didn't know how much time went by, but by now his arms were screaming at him to let go. He decided to try and turn around again. He managed to get himself facing the rock. Now, to pull himself up. He pulled up his legs and pushed against the wall. A very awkward position, and his arms complained, but he found a small ledge to place his feet in and grasped for the chain. He slowly moved up, and managed to pull himself up a few inches. If he just did this carefully, he could reach the edge easily.

He was halfway up the chain when somewhere above him he heard the metal groan as he moved. He stopped, waiting and listening; but as he moved up, the chain creaked again. Little fragments of rock fell past him. He stopped again, but the chain kept on groaning. More rock fell. Link realized it was too late just as the rock gave way and the chain snapped back, sending him tumbling backwards.

It was dark. It was fast. It was hell. Link did a backflip trying desperately to hold on to something, anything, a ledge... well, he did find a ledge, but the wrong way. As he fell, he fell head first onto the ledge, and white spots danced before his eyes. And he slammed against the wall again and again, all the way down, his head bursting in pain, and down he fell into the abyss, landing with a gross splat in a pile of bones and mushy red goop.

"Welcome, Link, to the Author's Domain."

He would still find a way of killing her someday.

This chapter disturbs me x.X

Oh yeah, this is a special message for someone AND YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHO YOU ARE, if you ever DARE say that EVER again, I'll chop you up, then eat you, then kill you, then grind you until you're powder, then mix you with water and drink you, then kill you again, then feed you to angry sharks, then burn you, then kill you again. In that order.

Next updates: BASS of TIME, sometime this week. This story is probably next week. Amnesia in on hold, I've been having problems with the second chapter.