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Character Guide:
Inuyasha + Harry Potter Harryasha Inupotter
Sesshomaru + Dudley Sesshodley
Kagome + Ginny Weasley Ginnome Kageasley
The Old Man
Once upon a time, there was a half-demon named Harryasha Inupotter. He lived his aunt, uncle, and his older brother, a full demon named Sesshodley. They hated each other. Part of the reason the reason they hated each other was because Sesshodley was always punching him and he always ate all the food (mostly granola bars).
One oddly stormy day in the middle of July, an old man was walking up to the house where Harryasha Inupotter lived andringing the doorbell. Harryasha's Uncle answered the door. Harryasha's parents had been killed by an evil man named Volnaraku, but they never talked about that.
Harryasha and Sesshodley slowly walked into the room, curious of who this person was. As they walked in the man said,"Hello Harryasha Inupotter. I have something important to tell you" "Who the hell are you?" "That is not important now and if you want me to answer your questions you should be more polite!" "Tell me why you are here now or I will kill you" said Sesshodley, showing his poison claws. "I will tell when I want to and I doubt that you could kill me. Please, shut up.
" Now Harryasha, to get to the point, you are a wizard!" silence I minute later "what the fuck?" "Yes, you are wizard. Please do not swear at me. I will be taking you to get your school supplies and then on September 1st you will go to my school" more silence " am I gonna be able to eat ramen noodles at this school of yours?" "….sure, whatever" "Ok, then, I suppose I could go" "Please take this half-breed with you"said Sesshodley, enraging Harryasha. "W-what…what the hell did you just call me!" roared Harryasha "I believe I just called you a half-breed, you idiot" " I might be a half-breed" said Harryasha smirking, totally oblivious to the fact that Sesshodley just called him an idiot. "But at least I don't have a stupid name like yours AND I have a girlfriend" snapped Harryasha, sticking his tongue out at Sesshodley. Sesshodley just stared at him, with a look of disgust on his face.
"Who? Ginnome Kageasley? That filthy human who you are obsessed with?"
"Why you little…."
"SHUT UP!"roared the old man, looking like he was going to kill somebody.
Everything went silent, and Harryasha, who was preparing his claws to attack Sesshodley, just stared at the old man with a dumbfounded expression on his face "s-so-sorry" Harryasha and Sesshodley apologized to the old man, with voices that sounded like whispers.
"You will go to my school, Harryasha, Got it?" said the old man with a very quiet voice.
"Y-yes…"
"And you will learn how to do magic, understand?"
"……..yes…"
"
"Here's your ticket" said the old man, giving Harryasha a small piece of paper. "You will go to Demon's Cross Station and take the school 's train and you will not complain about it"
Harryasha started reading the words on the ticket, until he got to the platform number.
'Nine and three quarters, what the hell?' Thought Harryasha.
"Er…old man….I think this ticket is messed up, it says platform nine and…"
"Good night" interrupted the old man, too enraged to keep talking to the boys, that were now staring at him "But this damn ticket..!" "I said good night!" snapped the old man, slamming the door behind him, making Harryasha and Sesshodley stare at each other with their big golden eyes.
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight…I'm going to bed" said Harryasha, and with a yawn, he went to sleep.
"Good night" answered Sesshodley, taking a seat on the couch in the living room to watch T.V.
"Night" And with that, Harryasha went to sleep peacefully with dreams of old men, magic, Ginnome Kageasley and him, becoming a full fledged demon.
"….idiot" murmured Sesshodley.
Except for the sound of the T.V, not another word was heard for the rest of the night.
Harryasha woke up just as the sun came up. He had no idea what time it was, so he just sat on his bed and looked around his bedroom-If you could call it a room. It was yhe cuboard under the stairs really. It was very dirty and there were quite a few spiders in there. As he was looking around he spotted something. A letter slipped under his door. He quickly got off his bed and picked it up. He tore the envelope open, but not before he noticed the adress:
Mr.Harryasha Inupotter
The cuboard under the stairs
4 privet drive
Japengland
As Harryasha read the letter he bacame steadily more wierded out. When he finally got to the part where it had his school supplies (the letter was from the old man, he supposed) and saw that he needed a cauldron, spell books and a wand, he did not believe what he was seeing, 'what the fuck?', he thought.
When he thought it was time for breakfast he went out into the kitchen. His uncle and Sesshodley were eating the breakfast his aunt cooked. 'Damn', thought Harryasha, 'I'm starving and all the food is almost gone'. He really did not expect them to save food for him, they never did. That was why his uncle and aunt were very fat, and he and Sesshodley were thin. Everybody completely ignored his entrance until Harryasha said "Can you take me to get some school stuff?" "...what kind of stuff?", asked his uncle, "Just...stuff...books, pencils...stuff" "Can we get it in a normal store?", he asked, with a lot of emphasis on normal, "uh...maybe not" "...". Harryasha left a few moments later and decided he would have to find a different way to get his school crap. 'Damn that old man, he doesn't explain anything', Harryasha thought aggrevated.
Suddenly, someone knocked at the door.
"Get the door, Sesshodley", ordered his uncle. Sesshodley stood from his chair glaring at his uncle, without saying a word. See, just like Harryasha, Sesshodley hated his aunt and uncle way more than he hated Harryasha. He already had a job but he still didn't have enough money to buy his own place and live away from his uncle's house with Harryasha, because even if he hated his brother for being a half demon and for eating his granola bars, he promised his father he would always protect Harryasha, and it didn't matter that Harryasha was only his half brother,(They shared the same father, but Harryasha's mom was human, making him a half demon) he would always protect him no matter what.
'Filthy humans', thought Sesshodley. When he reached the door and saw the person who was knocking, he almost slammed the door in the person's face.
"Hello nice person!", greeted the person at the door.
It was the old man.
"Do you remember me?", asked the old man.
'Wh...Why the hell id this human talking to me?', thought Sesshodley.
"Oh, come on nice person, how can't you remember?"
'If he calls me nice person one...more...time...'
"Well, I guess you are not as bright as I thought you were"
'Must...not...slam...door...'
"Would you like a cookie"
SLAM
'okay, that did not come out like I wanted to', thought the old man, so he knocked the door again.
"I'll get it", said Harryasha, who was coming out of his cuboard at that moment.
"Whatever", answered Sesshodley, not looking at him. Harryasha gave him a nasty look, but went to answer the door anyway.
"What's up, old man?", said Harryasha when he saw the old man, "Hey, about that letter you sent me..."
"Yes, I know", interrupted the old man, "Yesterday I saw how brilliant you were, so I figured you wouldn't understand the letter, or know where to get your stuff", said the old man, with a cool tone of voice.
"Thanks old man!...hey...wait a...WHAT THE HELL DID YOU MEAN BY THAT?", yelled Harryasha, getting angrier by the second.
"Oh, nothing", answered the old man, looking all innocent.
"You little...arghh, never mind", said Harryasha with a calmer tone of voice, "Yestarday, when I was reading the ticket you gave me, it said the platform number was nine and three quarters, it'd the ticket messed up or what?", asked Harryasha, remembering how the old man left without answering his question.
"We'll get to that later, but first, we need to get your school stuff", said the old man.
"Where?"
"In the greates place of all Japengland!"
"Mmm, let me ask my uncle", aswered Harryasha. When he got to the kitchen, he found his uncle reading the newspaper.
"Hey uncle, can I go with that old man at the door to get my school stuff?", asked Harryasha.
His uncle stopped reading and looked over at the old man, "Sure, whatever" "Thanks", aswered Harryasha. When he got to the door, he found the old man eating lemon drops.
"Oooh, can I have a lemon drop?", asked Harryasha, giving him the puppy eyes, which he was really good at (he was a half demon after all).
"No", answered the old man, shortly.
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease"
"No"
"Fine", said Harryasha, feeling a little irritated, "My uncle said I could go...but where in Japengland are we going?", asked Harryasha.
"To Diagon Alley"
"Where?"
"You'll see when we get there. I was going to make the Grounds Keeper come to get you, but he got stuck in a hole...anyway, lets go now"
"Okay"
And off they went.
End of Chapter 1.