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Spoilers/Summary: See first chapter.

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On board the Jet

Chris Jericho was the first to pick out a seat on the plane.. Granted he wasn't the first to enter the private jet, but he was the first to pick out a seat none the less. Given, since it was a private jet, the rows of seats weren't exactly typical of a commercial liner. Rather, there were three sets of four plush seats, two couches- complete with seatbelts and trays; plus a small kitchen, bathrooms and a living room area. Needless to say, the traveling group was pleased with their travel accommodations. For himself, Chris claimed one set of the four plush seats. The blonde man settled his carry-on bag in the seat next to him, selecting the window seat for himself. Christian found himself sitting opposite the carry-on bag, with his own carry-on opposite Chris. And behind the two Canadian's; Eddie and Rey set themselves up in a similar manner. The last set of seats was claimed by John and Randy, leaving the two couches to the Divas, Hunter and Bischoff.

"Okay.. There are four seatbelts on this couch," Victoria pointed out as they stood in the middle of the plane. "Which means, four of us can sit here.." she gestured to the couch before them, "And two seatbelts on this couch"

"Which means someone is standin'." Lita placed a hand on her hip, "And it ain't gonna be me."

"Well," Trish sent a look between the three sets of four chairs, "If some people hadn't been greedy.."

Eddie held up his hands in defense, "We were following' their lead, mamacita." Latino Heat gestured to the middle group.

"An' we followed theirs." John stated with a nod to the final group of chairs.

Dawn raised an eyebrow at the four. "So if Chris and Christian jumped off of a cliff, would you do it too?"

Hunter smirked, "We could only hope."

"Well, according to the plane layout," Torrie gestured to a laminated plaque. "There is another seat at the back of the plane."

Bischoff raised an eyebrow in interest, "Back of the plane you say?"

"According to the layout, it's a bedroom."

"Which would mean complete privacy," Bischoff puffed out his chest, "As the supervisor on this excursion, I think I have priority." He hefted the strap of his carry-on over his shoulder, "As such, if you need me during the flight- I'll be in my office." Without a further word the RAW G.M. strode through the plane, a backward glance was sent before he shut himself inside the bedroom at the back.

Trish blinked, "Well that solves one problem."

"So.. One of you can share with Hunter," Chris nodded towards the couch, "Just remember to make room for his bunny slippers."

Lita raised an eyebrow, "You have bunny slippers?"

Christian nodded in confirmation, "Fuzzy and pink too."

The Game scowled, "They're not bunny slippers.. They're my lucky rabbits feet."

John snickered, "Yeah.. Uh, okay. We believe you."

Eddie batted his lashes, "An' do you have your teddy bear and bwankie wif you?"

"Awww, poor wittle Hunter is going to cry." Chris smirked, "Or are you gonna tell your mommy on us?"

"Anyway," Dawn rolled her eyes, "Who doesn't mind sitting with Hunter?"

"No thanks," Lita snorted, "I don't want to be anywhere near him."

"That applies for me too," Victoria raised her hands, the raven haired Diva quickly claiming one of the seats on the couch. "I'm fine right here."

"Why don't you sit with him Dawn?" Trish suggested then, "I mean.. you two will be working together, right?"

"Technically, we're all working together Trish." Chris raised an eyebrow, "Or have you forgotten that already?"

The Canadian Diva rolled her eyes, "I meant in an angle? Dawn's supposed to be in a romantic storyline with Hunter."

"Yuck." Eddie made a face, "Better you than me, mamacita."

"If we could all take our seats," The Captain stuck his head out from the cockpit, "Then we can leave."

"I'm comfortable," Lita proclaimed as she sat down on the couch.

"Me too," Torrie added quickly, the blonde Diva settling herself between Lita and Victoria.

"Whatever," Dawn rolled her eyes, the New Jersey native settling on the two seater couch. "Instead of whatever you all have been cast for- it should've been immature."

"Well that's settled then," Trish plopped down between Torrie and Victoria. "I guess we're ready to go."

"How long to Miami anyway?"

"Almost three hours," Torrie glanced up from the sheet in her hand, "At least according to the plane specifications."

Lita shook her head, "Something tells me we ain't gonna get there before noon."

"Nope," Trish confirmed then, "We'll get there just after 1:00, as long as we have no delays taking off."

"And we're only there for a night." Eddie reminded them all then, "Then it's off to the Bahamas."

Chris sat back in his seat as the plane pulled away from the terminal. "I wonder what they have scheduled for us while the girls have their photo shoot."

"We'll find out when we get there I guess." Christian shrugged his shoulders, he too settling back in his seat. "But, was I hearing things wrong.. Or are we participating in photo shoots too?"

"So?" Victoria rolled her eyes, the raven haired Diva stretching her legs out before her. "Photo shoots really aren't a big deal.. I mean, it's just like having your promo shots done, except a little bit more."

"Yeah," Lita nodded in agreement, "The biggest difference between a photo shoot and a promo shoot is that for the photo shoots, we're usually in bikini's."

"Or whatever they see fit," Trish added then, the blonde Diva sending a look to Christian. "And don't you remember? You've done a photo shoot with me, dummy."

The blonde man rolled his eyes, "I was only saying.. I just wonder why they decided to start now."

"Well it's a special tour," Randy rolled his shoulders, "I'm guessing we're doing stuff we normally wouldn't get to do.. And especially since it's a smaller group."

"Well," Trish brought out her itinerary. "Let's see what our destinations are.. That might give us some idea, right?"

Dawn shrugged, the plane beginning its trip down the runway. "Well if we want all the details, we need to speak with Bischoff. He has the master script."

"But, do we really want to?" Eddie made a face, "The less I hafta see of his ugly mug the better."

Trish snorted, but refrained from commenting; the blonde woman occupied with flipping through the itinerary. "Okay.. Like McMahon said Tuesday- after the cruise, we're in the Bahamas for two days. One day at the Atlantis Resort, and another to explore the islands. Scheduled activities include: one photo shoot, an autograph session, snorkeling and other various water sports. According to the itinerary, the official start date of the six month tour is the day we take off from the Bahamas."

Rey turned to the next page in his own itinerary, "We have a flight to Venezuela, with a layover in Havana, Cuba. We stay for two days in Venezuela, and scheduled activities are: visits to Gran Sabana, Canaima National Park and Angel Falls, a day trip to Margarita Island and another photo shoot. "

"We travel by land," Eddie started as he took over the narration, "and our next stop is Jericoacoara, Brazil. We stay there overnight before we begin a four day trip through the largest country in South America."

"Following the Brazil tour," Torrie cleared her throat, the itinerary held between her fingertips. "We embark to the heart of the Amazon Basin.. Our activities there include: a river cruise, a treetop hotel stay and another photo shoot.. From there, we head over to Peru for two days."

"While we're in Peru," Victoria picked up the next page, "We explore the Andes mountains, Incan ruins- including Machu Pichu. Following that, we head to Bolivia for a two day stay. Activities there include: a trip to Lake Titicaca and Santa Cruz."

Rey cleared his throat, "Next on our agenda- we head to Argentina.. For a three day stay. We'll explore Argentina by land and air before we head off for a trip to the Galapagos Islands. We spend one day there before heading back to Brazil.."

Randy flipped through the itinerary in his hands, reaching the page that Rey had left off on. "After we arrive in Brazil, we spend one more day there before we depart from Rio de Janeiro for a trans Atlantic flight to South Africa. We spend four days in South Africa, including two photo shoots, a safari and a swim with the sharks for the 'bold and adventurous'."

"Joy," Lita rolled her eyes, the redhead holding her own itinerary in her hands. "After our stay in South Africa, we head north to Zimbabwe. We stay there for two days, and our activities include another safari and a trip to Victoria Falls. From Zimbabwe, we head to Kenya for a four day stay. Activities there include: another safari, a trip to Mt. Kenya, Lake Victoria and a day trip to neighboring Tanzania to view Mt. Kilimanjaro."

"We stay in Tanzania for two days after that," Christian began as he set the itinerary in front of him, "More safaris and photo shoots occupy the bulk of our stay."

"Hmm," Dawn pursed her lips in thought as she read over the next page, "After Tanzania, we head up to Egypt for a one week stay. Our activities include: a Nile river cruise, a tour of the Valley of the Kings and a day trip through Cairo."

"From Egypt, we head to Morocco for another one week stay." Torrie swept her face from her hair, "Visits to Casablanca, Fes, Marrakech; a camel ride, an overnight stay in a Berber encampment plus dancing lessons for the Diva's make up the bulk of our Moroccan trip."

Chris cleared his throat, "Then we're off for a cruise in the Mediterranean.. With the destination of Spain, we stay in Spain for four days before departing to neighboring France. A seven day trip in France, including a two day visit to the City of Love- Paris and a countryside tour of Bordeaux."

"From France we cross the English Channel for a ten day tour of the United Kingdom and Ireland." Trish set her itinerary in her lap, "We depart from London to our next destination, the Netherlands." She cleared her throat, the Canadian Diva toying with a loose strand of hair, "After a two day trip in the Netherlands we take off for a seven day trip through Denmark, Sweden, Finland and Norway."

"Then its off Poland for a two day trip," John spoke up then, "Followed by trips to Austria, Switzerland and Italy."

Victoria raised an eyebrow, "There aren't many details after the Africa trip.."

"I'm sure we'll find out," Torrie shrugged then, "I mean, I kinda doubt they'd just leave us hanging you know?"

"Lets hope not," Rey made a face, "After Italy we head to Greece, Romania and Hungary. Then we head back to France to board the famed Orient Express.. We take off from Paris and will make stops in Budapest, Bucharest and Istanbul."

"We're in for a five day trip in Turkey," John turned the page in the itinerary before him, "Before we head to Russia where we spend ten days exploring the vast country. And from Russia we cross into China to begin the last leg of our trip."

"It's twelve days in China," Christian raised an eyebrow at that, "Before we head to Nepal and India. From there we tour South East Asia for a month before we take off for Japan for a nine day stay."

Trish chewed her lower lip in thought, "Is that six months?"

"I'm not sure actually," Dawn shrugged her shoulders, "But if it is.. Great, that means there's no room for surprises."

"True," The Canadian Diva tucked the itinerary away, "After we leave Japan we head to that island for a week.. No name for said island, just that it's an island in the South Pacific."

Chris made a face, "To be honest.. That part of the trip is the part I'm the most worried about. I mean, an island stay? Sure- it's a tropical paradise but who's to say what will happen?"

Lita shrugged, the redheaded Diva stretching her arms overhead. "I guess we find out when we get there.. But I can't be all that bad, right? I mean, if this tour is really as good as it sounds on paper.."

"Which it is."

"Then we have nothing to worry about."

Torrie nodded, the blonde Diva checking her cell phone then. "We should be arriving in Miami within fifteen minutes.. Maybe less if the skies are clear.."

"Say, Trish?" Dawn sent a look to the Diva in question, "You said you had a romance angle right? Who is it with?"

"With me," Randy spoke up before the blonde woman had the chance. "I read through my script on the way to Stamford."

Victoria nodded then, "So that's two romance angles, three troublemakers, four who are 'bold and adventurous' plus one damsel in distress."

"And a head cheese who thinks he's God." Chris added then, "Don't forget our supervisor."

Torrie wrinkled her nose then, "I really hope Bischoff isn't my 'rescuer'."

"Have no fears," Chris smirked, "The three troublemakers can become the Three Musketeer's if you need us!"

Trish rolled her eyes, "Oh I'm sure she's really comforted by that.."

"Anyway," Dawn tucked a strand of hair behind her ear, "When we get to Miami we have the team activities, a photo shoot and lastly- the send off dinner."

"Yup," Rey nodded in confirmation, "Then we're off for that cruise to the Bahamas."

"That should be a lot of fun," Torrie stated with a smile, "I mean a cruise.. And on one of those Carnival cruise ships."

The conversation drifted then, some talking about the cruise while others talked about the details of the trip and the lack of details for the trip. True, they had a lot of details for everything pre-Europe but not a lot of details afterwards. That left a few questions amongst them all, the travel group hoping that Bischoff would at least have the details they were lacking. Needless to say, everyone -with perhaps one exception- was looking forward to the next six months abroad.