Ccg\ghoul attire...which is best choice for Hide? Decisions take centuries
"Arima wouldn't kill us that quickly. He'd want to keep us in his sights though to see if we will go rogue. Us going rogue...cant make promises." says Ken 1.
"Hide!" says Itsuki.
"Yeah, yeah." says Hide waving Itsuki off.
Hide and Itsuki...
"Any conditions regarding my duties still being ago?" wonders Hide.
"I do have to make sure everyone is on the same page. Choice 1: Cupid would mean your chest and bottom will have to be covered. You will freely show your wings and eye to the staff while continuing your duties. Choice 2: Scarecrow, lets just hope the kimono doesnt fall off your shoulders since we couldn't find a shirt to hide your gullet." says Itsuki.
"Have our wanted posters been made already?" wonders Hide.
"Knowing Arima, too soon to tell." says Itsuki.
"You can easily take pictures of us for the world to see." says Hide.
"Bounties are for ghouls who haven't been captured." says Itsuki.
"Until they escape." says Hide.
"Under your supposed ghoul alias, scarecrows cant talk so you will be mute during work hours. Everyone knows your face so talking as a fairy of love wont help you win over anyone. Not like you did much in gaining friends through the workers." says Itsuki.
"There will bound to be wanted posters though." says Hide.
"That's for ghouls with their masks. You boys haven't gotten one yet so we have to 'fake' your first mask." says Itsuki.
Before the stern yet caring father-wholesome moronic genius son figures knew it, Murade stopped Hide who was focused on the wanted posters they'll be stuck with.
"Hideyoshi, since you cant sneak home with your tentacle demon boyfriend and tentacle best friend, I had to keep the outfits in my office until your room is available. There are 2 scarecrow outfits and 1 Cupid outfit. No rearanging because all 3 are 1 outfit each. Pray you get the same living space as the white head." says Murade opening the door.
"I'd say thanks but you're always going on about how ghouls fake their way into friendships and yadda yadda." says Hide eyeing Murade suspiciously.
An awkward air kept the tension going with Murade looking at Hide who was staring at the outfits. The poofy shirt would not sheild his stomach and it looked like something straight from the 1700s America.
"The shirt is pastel." says Murade.
"Would feel tight and look odd for my moobs." says Hide.
The shorts could portray as boxers though. His stomach would be on display and that would cause questions. The other two had kimonos that would cover his body until he gained to much weight for them to hide. A bug catcher straw hat that was his favorite color...and 2 scarecrow masks; 1 derpy looking having the eyes and mouth shown and a rabbit scarecrow mask that fit his rabbity way of life and was creepy looking.
"Which will you try on?" says Murade trying to look amused.
"Doing this 1 at a time will be weird with you staring." says Hide.
"We're men. Get to it." says Murade.
"Pink Cupid or a mute Scarecrow?" wonders Hide looking closer at the cupid top he decidedly assumed was linked to the 1700s.
Minutes turn to hours with Hide scrunching his face not wanting to be nontalkative for the rest of his job life nor wanting everyone to gawk at the strange choice in Cupid wear.
"You can choose to embarrass yourself around the building yet look appealing to your boyfriend or hide your shame with a scarecrow attire despite it getting looser by the day." says Itsuki.
"Neither." says Hide.
"There's no neither in ghoul attires Hide." says Itsuki crossing his arms, "Pastels were manufactured in the 16th century not around when America came to be."
"From a distance, you'd think the pink shirt ought to be frilly not...what brand is pastel?" says Hide grabbing a sleeve.
"Let's focus on what you will wear instead of history lessons." says Itsuki on the verge of screaming.
"What difference does 200 years make? Do Japanese people wear pastels or frilly anything?" wonders Hide.
"THINK IT A COSTUME IF NEED BE AND PUT THE DAMN THING ON!" yells Murade.
Hide sighed knowing there were no bathrooms in offices.
"No peeking 'dad'." chuckles Hide.
Time passed and the stretched tight outfit was shown to Itsuki while Hide kept up his smiling face. The Cupid outfit was stretched around his abdomen with the poofy cuffs coming just short of the wrists, the heart shorts that were meant to portray as boxers were stretched around his butt showing some of his butt crack, and with no need for shoes, his feathery wings appeared behind the pink top and his kakugan graced his half grinning face. Hide didn't bother picking up the fake bow and arrow to put it over his shoulder.
"Disguise or costume, pink isn't your color." huffs Itsuki glancing at the kimonos.
"Time is money as you screech. So if this will do then lets see where Amon and Akira are." says Hide.
"You have yet to try on the scarecrow options." says Itsuki.
"1:I'm not an actual angel so the monk attire is out. 2:Gold is my go to color being a shade of yellow but I will not copy the ghoul known as Rabbit." says Hide groaning dramatically, "We may as well be a bloodshed world and I want nothing of it."
"Kimonos are easier on hefty bodies." says Itsuki.
"I'd agree to Scarecrow if not for the wandering monk attire or the kimono that looks small. I'm fine with the stomach showing despite the cloth. Althouth, if you are comparing me to my original weight, the gold and black kimono wont cover me no matter how loose the tied cloth is." says Hide.
"So what you're saying is the monk kimono is doable with your growing hunger yet you are an artificial demonic angel; holy or not. As for the golden black kimono, you wont wear it if the golden yellow isnt shown with the red covering your arms and upper back. You truly are a troublesome underling." says Itsuki, "If you turn down the monk attire, then wear the golden black kimono without the red kimono cardigan."
"Red goes with pink yet cupids dont have cloaking kimono cardigans." says Hide pondering.
"Let's see how it looks then complainer." says Itsuki taking the red cardigan off the kimono.
Murade brought over the kimono cardigan to slide up Hide's arms and slide under the pink collar.
"Adds more color but nothing else. Atleast the pink sleeves won't be seen. Chubby arms can only hide so much for so long." says Itsuki stepping back.
"Pink collared top check, heart shorts check, abandoned bow and arrow not checked, added red kimono cardigan check. My wings shouldn't be hidden even if cardigans go over tops." mumbles Hide to himself.
"Arima doesnt like people who enjoy being late, so, finalize this attire or switch to the kimono the cardigan goes with." says Itsuki.
"There's no patience with you, is there?" wonders Hide.
With the red cardigan over the kimono, you wouldn't know if the sleeves were black or golden with the center of the top adding golden over the blackened top. Without the cardigan, it was actually a very pale orange-colored nagagi kimono with a black umanori-styled hakama.
"That's not gold. It's orange." says Hide.
"I was told it was golden. Orange looks good too." says Itsuki.
"And has a cloth tied over the actual kimono bottom so it appears two colors." says Hide disappointed.
"We're pressed for time so wear that rechid thing or get on the two-colored kimono and hope it doesnt slip off the shoulders." mutters Itsuki.
"Hush up." says Hide going up to the kimono in question, "The Kimono overall is a pale orange where the skirt part is pants. Adding the black hakama makes it appear as if the top was its own item and the bottom a different item turning the pants into a skirt. I was never good with kimono styles but it looks like a 2 piece when it's 1."
A grudge was forming as Murade watched Hide eye the parts of the kimono.
"Me looking like I wore a tight top and skirt with really loose cloth that should stay tied doesnt seem modern unless you count festivals or want to look formal." says Hide.
"Can we move along now." says Itsuki biting his tongue.
When all was said and done, Hide was dragged out of Itsuki's office wearing the orange and black kimono that showed some of his chest and belly after tying the black and orange together with the cloth. His face being covered by the rabbit scarecrow mask, yellow straw hat attempting to push the ears down and red japanese slipper flip flops.
"Recruits these days...wasting time for Arima to talk about his new schedule." mutters Itsuki.
"Ok, ok! Who would want to adult when pretending to be cupid? That's usually a female giving their crush chocolates type of thing. And all I had was black haired Neki and no chocolates to munch on." says Hide.
"This is a work place not a place you get to be childish in." says Itsuki.
"And standing around like a statue is better?" wonders Hide.
*Scarecrows dont talk." says Itsuki.