Lucius bellowed, and Web stomped her foot loudly, as if to say, "Ha, you're really gonna get it now!"

Draco, upon sight of him, screamed and hid behind Harry. Lucius dropped the tray of tea, spilling a large amount over Web's skirt, shrinking it 1cm shorter, and chased Harry around the room in a comical fashion. Draco threw an anvil at his head, which only flew through the air for 3mm and landed on his foot. However, the cry from Draco got Lucius' attention, and he began chasing Draco around the room. He finally caught him, trapped in between to large sunflowers in mosaic pots, and proceeded to strangle him. Harry lunged at him, grabbed him around the neck and shoved his wand up his nose.

Lucius gave another great bellow and fell to the floor on his back. He shook and stuck all four limbs up in the air.

"Oh, very original Harry." Growled Draco. He didn't mean to growl for once. It was the only way he could speak, as his delicate throat was beginning to swell up all ready.

"Shut up. I couldn't think of anything... I was DISTRAUGHT!"

Web giggled, "Hee hee... you sound like an old couple!"

Harry hit her. "Not to mention the fact you probably are!" Web said, glaring at him and rubbing her shoulder.

Draco came over to Harry. "Harry, I think you should go."

"Why?" Harry looked outraged.

"Well, he'll eventually wake up. We could just pretend he fell and hit his head."

"But... but you promised nothing would come in between us and you've only broken that promise a million gazillion bazillion times!"

"That's not too much! Can't you just give me a break? Look at how much is wrong at the moment! My fathers going to kill me, she's standing there, and I got my... first grey hair today!"

Harry screamed and hugged him tightly.

"I know, it's terrible'" Draco cried, tears streaming down his face.

"It's okay, it's okay darling, we'll get through this, and it's probably just stress!"

"Oh!" Draco cried into Harry's shoulder for a while, then wiped his nose on Harry's Hawaiian shirt and stood up properly.

"All right. Okay. Ummm, well, do you understand why you have to go?"

"No, I don't. It's not fair! Why does she get to stay and I can't?"

"Because she's supposed to be here."

"But..."

"I'm sorry darling. It's just so hard!"

"Well, can I at least stay for some tea?"

"No. No, you cannot."

"What about me?" Web sang, starting to dirty dance.

They both stared at her. Finally she stopped. "Well?" she asked

They both turned to stare out the window.

"Harry?" Draco asked after a while.

"Yes." He grunted

"Are you angry?"

"Mmmph." Harry pressed his nose against the glass.

"I'm sorry. Harry, I'm so sorry."

All of a sudden, Lucius was back on his feet, strangling Draco.

After a moment of confusing French expletives, Lucius announced that "And I've called the Dark Lord on his cell and he's coming over right now to kill youse both!"