Authoress: *stares at notes littered across computer desk* okay...is this the fourth or fifth
chappie?...um...chappie one, Hiei Runs...two...Kurama rapes him...Three...Kurama tells Yukina
and Hiei is captured...so four...OKAY!!! with that settled, listen to the rants of the peanut gallery
for a moment while I start up the creativity *sounds of revving engines*
Hiei: *glares*
Kurama: o.O
Koenma: *spins around in Authoress's chair* WeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeee!!!!!!!
Jin: *jumps onto chair and 'weees' with Koenma*
Touya: *shakes head* -__-;;
Yusuke: *sleeping*
Kuwabara: *laying on top of Yusuke, snoring and drooling*
Authoress: AIGHTY!!!...now, on to...chapter four of ze story!!!
Disclaimer: I own nothing...wait, I have Anime DVDs...^_____^...a whooole load of 'em...
Chapter Four
"Koenma-sama..." an ogre said quietly, slowly placing a few pieces of paper on the deity's
desk, glad that the toddler hadn't noticed him. He raced out of the room as quickly as he could,
sighing in relief as he took a corner, hearing Koenma screaming from his office.
"NANI!!!!!!!! OGRES!!!!" Koenma called, staring down at the paper in his hands,
sweating. 'No...this can't be...I just told Yusuke and the others that they could
retire...permanently...' Koenma thought to himself. "Get Yusuke, Kurama, and Kuwabara in my
office IMMEDIATELY!!!!"
"Hai, Koenma-sama," one of the ogres said as he ran out of the room.
'Kami-sama...this can't be good...' Koenma said inwardly, staring down at the list of
names. 'All of them...in just a few weeks...'
"What do you want NOW?" Yusuke asked as he leaned against the toddler's desk, glaring
at his 'ex' boss.
"Look at this," Koenma replied, handing Yusuke a packet of papers. The spirit detective
stared at them, Kuwabara looking at them over his shoulder, while Kurama sat in a nearby chair
calmly.
"What does this have to do with us? They're a bunch of dead people...dying of natural
causes...AND?" Yusuke pointed out, glancing down at the deity.
"All of them, EVERY SINGLE ONE! are Reikai Tantai...and that's just the ones we
know of...most of the spirit detectives are still missing...and, they didn't die of natural
causes...they were all murdered. And, all of you might be next...so we have to stop this new
threat, before anyone else is killed..." Koenma replied, leaning back in his chair.
"Who did it?" Kuwabara asked, glancing up at the toddler.
"I don't know who...but I know what," Koenma said, then looked over at Kurama. "A
dream-weaver..."
"I thought they died out," Kurama stated, containing his surprise. 'The last of them died
five or six centuries ago...' he thought to himself.
"When one dream-weaver dies, another is born...so they never really 'die' out..." Koenma
replied quietly, remembering how many times his father had told him to capture, but not to kill,
the dream-weaver.
"What is a dream-weaver?" Kuwabara asked curiously, glancing back down at the list.
"It is a creature, a youkai, that...has abilities unlike anyone else. They can manipulate
anyone and anything...making that person 'live' in a dreamlike world...most are peaceful, hardly
ever using their powers, but some have been able to nearly destroy the Makai, Reikai, Ningenkai,
and, when it existed, the Netherworld (A/N...I don't know its name in Japanese...kay?)."
"You've heard of them, Kurama?" Yusuke questioned, turning to look at the youko. The
red-head nodded, glancing up at the two human men.
"I lived during the last dream-weaver's life. I never met him...but he well known among
the thieves, since he was one himself, one of the most successful too..." Kurama replied quietly.
"If he had used his abilities for something other than pillaging, then none of us would be here right
now..."
"Hai...back then, there were no Makai lords to keep peace..." Koenma stated.
"But...there's another reason I asked the three of you here. There are two people in particular
who have been kidnaped by this dream-weaver...and we've already received ransoms...a third of
the Makai for each..."
"Who?" Yusuke asked, furrowing his eyebrows.
"Hiei and Shura...and Murkro and Yomi are about to eat my head or torture me for the
rest of my life for letting this dream-weaver to live freely..." Koenma replied. "I'm not going to
ask you three to work on this case...I just wanted you t-"
"What do you mean, we're not working this case?! Of course we are! Where's this
'dream-weaver?'" Yusuke asked, throwing a fist into the air. "Hiei's stuck there and we're some
of the few Reikai Tantai left, it's our duty to help!!!"
"This coming from the one who's always blaming me because Keiko's mad at him..."
Koenma muttered under his breath, getting hit in the head with a bunch of papers and falling out
of his chair.
"So, where is he, Koenma?" Kuwabara asked, looking down at the deity on the floor, the
toddler's head beginning to swell where Yusuke hit him.
"In the Makai...but I want to warn all of you...if this dream-weaver single handedly
captured Hiei and Shura...he might be a little difficult to beat...and, I suggest, none of you get
stuck in one of that youkai's spells...if you do, then you might not be coming back..." Koenma
replied. "It looks like this particular dream-weaver can suck someone's life from them while
they're in his world..."
"Don't worry," Yusuke stated, grinning. 'Yeah, go beat some demon's ass, then make
fun of Hiei for getting captured! What could be better?!'
"Then I'm sending some of my other Reikai Tantai with you..." Koenma said. He
continued before any one of the three could ask who, "I'm sure you remember them...Jin and
Touya..."
"They're spirit detectives?" Yusuke asked curiously. 'Great, two shinobi to help us...at
least it'll be entertaining!' Yusuke thought to himself, remembering the kindred spirit with the
ability to control wind.
"Hai...after the Dark Tournament, they became Reikai Tantai...I'll have them meet up with
you in the Makai...they're out right now getting information on the dream-weaver," Koenma
replied.
"Okay, then let's go!!!" Yusuke said enthusiastically, dragging Kurama and Kuwabara out
of the deity's office and down the hallways. 'I hope they're successful...if not, then we have a big
problem...' Koenma thought to himself, sighing.
Authoress: Fwnahahahah!!!! THAT...is a great chapter...JIN WAS IN IT...AND
KOENMA!!!...well, not exactly having Jin...IN...it...but he was mentioned!
Hiei: *not here*
Kurama: Hiei wouldn't have been captured so easily...
Authoress: HE WAS, SO THERE!!!!
Authoress's Evil Sister: (A.K.A. Bara-aoi) ahhahahahah...Hiei and Kurama *goes into fantasy
mode*
Authoress: *eye twitches* well...kay then...
Authoress's OTHER Evil Sister: (A.K.A. Whispering-yoko) *is confused*
Authoress: LEAVE ME BEEE!!!!!!!!...*glances around at bumblebees hanging around head,
stinging ears* YOU TOO!!!!!
Other Evil Sister: *continues to buzz* *pokes Authoress's shoulder*
Bara-aoi: *still in fantasy mode, drooling* aaaaaaahhhhh, the Yaoi goodness...
Authoress: see where I get it?...now, before my rant takes up a whole page...seven more reviews
before a brand-spankin' new chappie...yeah, it'll even smell fresh!
Kuwabara: *sniffs keyboard* uh...it smells like...keyboards...O____O;;
Authoress: Go away *eye twitches uncontrollably* 'n', those were my sister's Fanfiction names, if
you (for some strange reasons) wanted to check out their stuff...Bara-aoi's into H/K stories...bye!
chappie?...um...chappie one, Hiei Runs...two...Kurama rapes him...Three...Kurama tells Yukina
and Hiei is captured...so four...OKAY!!! with that settled, listen to the rants of the peanut gallery
for a moment while I start up the creativity *sounds of revving engines*
Hiei: *glares*
Kurama: o.O
Koenma: *spins around in Authoress's chair* WeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeee!!!!!!!
Jin: *jumps onto chair and 'weees' with Koenma*
Touya: *shakes head* -__-;;
Yusuke: *sleeping*
Kuwabara: *laying on top of Yusuke, snoring and drooling*
Authoress: AIGHTY!!!...now, on to...chapter four of ze story!!!
Disclaimer: I own nothing...wait, I have Anime DVDs...^_____^...a whooole load of 'em...
Chapter Four
"Koenma-sama..." an ogre said quietly, slowly placing a few pieces of paper on the deity's
desk, glad that the toddler hadn't noticed him. He raced out of the room as quickly as he could,
sighing in relief as he took a corner, hearing Koenma screaming from his office.
"NANI!!!!!!!! OGRES!!!!" Koenma called, staring down at the paper in his hands,
sweating. 'No...this can't be...I just told Yusuke and the others that they could
retire...permanently...' Koenma thought to himself. "Get Yusuke, Kurama, and Kuwabara in my
office IMMEDIATELY!!!!"
"Hai, Koenma-sama," one of the ogres said as he ran out of the room.
'Kami-sama...this can't be good...' Koenma said inwardly, staring down at the list of
names. 'All of them...in just a few weeks...'
"What do you want NOW?" Yusuke asked as he leaned against the toddler's desk, glaring
at his 'ex' boss.
"Look at this," Koenma replied, handing Yusuke a packet of papers. The spirit detective
stared at them, Kuwabara looking at them over his shoulder, while Kurama sat in a nearby chair
calmly.
"What does this have to do with us? They're a bunch of dead people...dying of natural
causes...AND?" Yusuke pointed out, glancing down at the deity.
"All of them, EVERY SINGLE ONE! are Reikai Tantai...and that's just the ones we
know of...most of the spirit detectives are still missing...and, they didn't die of natural
causes...they were all murdered. And, all of you might be next...so we have to stop this new
threat, before anyone else is killed..." Koenma replied, leaning back in his chair.
"Who did it?" Kuwabara asked, glancing up at the toddler.
"I don't know who...but I know what," Koenma said, then looked over at Kurama. "A
dream-weaver..."
"I thought they died out," Kurama stated, containing his surprise. 'The last of them died
five or six centuries ago...' he thought to himself.
"When one dream-weaver dies, another is born...so they never really 'die' out..." Koenma
replied quietly, remembering how many times his father had told him to capture, but not to kill,
the dream-weaver.
"What is a dream-weaver?" Kuwabara asked curiously, glancing back down at the list.
"It is a creature, a youkai, that...has abilities unlike anyone else. They can manipulate
anyone and anything...making that person 'live' in a dreamlike world...most are peaceful, hardly
ever using their powers, but some have been able to nearly destroy the Makai, Reikai, Ningenkai,
and, when it existed, the Netherworld (A/N...I don't know its name in Japanese...kay?)."
"You've heard of them, Kurama?" Yusuke questioned, turning to look at the youko. The
red-head nodded, glancing up at the two human men.
"I lived during the last dream-weaver's life. I never met him...but he well known among
the thieves, since he was one himself, one of the most successful too..." Kurama replied quietly.
"If he had used his abilities for something other than pillaging, then none of us would be here right
now..."
"Hai...back then, there were no Makai lords to keep peace..." Koenma stated.
"But...there's another reason I asked the three of you here. There are two people in particular
who have been kidnaped by this dream-weaver...and we've already received ransoms...a third of
the Makai for each..."
"Who?" Yusuke asked, furrowing his eyebrows.
"Hiei and Shura...and Murkro and Yomi are about to eat my head or torture me for the
rest of my life for letting this dream-weaver to live freely..." Koenma replied. "I'm not going to
ask you three to work on this case...I just wanted you t-"
"What do you mean, we're not working this case?! Of course we are! Where's this
'dream-weaver?'" Yusuke asked, throwing a fist into the air. "Hiei's stuck there and we're some
of the few Reikai Tantai left, it's our duty to help!!!"
"This coming from the one who's always blaming me because Keiko's mad at him..."
Koenma muttered under his breath, getting hit in the head with a bunch of papers and falling out
of his chair.
"So, where is he, Koenma?" Kuwabara asked, looking down at the deity on the floor, the
toddler's head beginning to swell where Yusuke hit him.
"In the Makai...but I want to warn all of you...if this dream-weaver single handedly
captured Hiei and Shura...he might be a little difficult to beat...and, I suggest, none of you get
stuck in one of that youkai's spells...if you do, then you might not be coming back..." Koenma
replied. "It looks like this particular dream-weaver can suck someone's life from them while
they're in his world..."
"Don't worry," Yusuke stated, grinning. 'Yeah, go beat some demon's ass, then make
fun of Hiei for getting captured! What could be better?!'
"Then I'm sending some of my other Reikai Tantai with you..." Koenma said. He
continued before any one of the three could ask who, "I'm sure you remember them...Jin and
Touya..."
"They're spirit detectives?" Yusuke asked curiously. 'Great, two shinobi to help us...at
least it'll be entertaining!' Yusuke thought to himself, remembering the kindred spirit with the
ability to control wind.
"Hai...after the Dark Tournament, they became Reikai Tantai...I'll have them meet up with
you in the Makai...they're out right now getting information on the dream-weaver," Koenma
replied.
"Okay, then let's go!!!" Yusuke said enthusiastically, dragging Kurama and Kuwabara out
of the deity's office and down the hallways. 'I hope they're successful...if not, then we have a big
problem...' Koenma thought to himself, sighing.
Authoress: Fwnahahahah!!!! THAT...is a great chapter...JIN WAS IN IT...AND
KOENMA!!!...well, not exactly having Jin...IN...it...but he was mentioned!
Hiei: *not here*
Kurama: Hiei wouldn't have been captured so easily...
Authoress: HE WAS, SO THERE!!!!
Authoress's Evil Sister: (A.K.A. Bara-aoi) ahhahahahah...Hiei and Kurama *goes into fantasy
mode*
Authoress: *eye twitches* well...kay then...
Authoress's OTHER Evil Sister: (A.K.A. Whispering-yoko) *is confused*
Authoress: LEAVE ME BEEE!!!!!!!!...*glances around at bumblebees hanging around head,
stinging ears* YOU TOO!!!!!
Other Evil Sister: *continues to buzz* *pokes Authoress's shoulder*
Bara-aoi: *still in fantasy mode, drooling* aaaaaaahhhhh, the Yaoi goodness...
Authoress: see where I get it?...now, before my rant takes up a whole page...seven more reviews
before a brand-spankin' new chappie...yeah, it'll even smell fresh!
Kuwabara: *sniffs keyboard* uh...it smells like...keyboards...O____O;;
Authoress: Go away *eye twitches uncontrollably* 'n', those were my sister's Fanfiction names, if
you (for some strange reasons) wanted to check out their stuff...Bara-aoi's into H/K stories...bye!