A Guy Named Kaiba
by Marik's Dark Queen
Summary: Another one of Ms. Nosy's interviews of the YuGiOh people with only one goal: to destroy them forever!
Disclaimer: I don't own YuGiOh, but I do own Ms. Nosy…
"Hello honey, how are you feeling today?" Ms. Nosy asked Kaiba.
"It's Mr. Kaiba to you" he said and glared at her.
"It's nice meeting you too sweetie!" Ms. Nosy continued. "Now tells us…
Aren't you a little young to be a CEO?
The age doesn't matter, as long as you can handle it!
How do you feel about having absolutely no time to have fun?
I have a company to run and that's much more important than having fun!
Is that so? And tell us, how do you explain your lack of friends?
Friendship is for the weak!
Really? What made you want to avoid people and friendship? Comments about personal hygiene maybe? Or did the doctor recommend it?
How dare you!
And how do you fell about neglecting your little brother Mokuba so much? Is it true that you don't love him at all?
I love Mokuba more than anything!
And how do you feeling about buying his love with all the expensive gifts that you give him?
I don't do that!
How about your unnatural and unhealthy obsessions?
I don't have unnatural and unhealthy obsessions!
Yes you do, like your obsession with defeating Yugi, about trench coats, about calling Joey a mutt, and many other things; I could continue listing them forever you know!
I don't have obsessions!
And what about your girlfriend Tea Gardner? Tell us didn't she mind your unexplainably long visit at Pegasus' castle?
Gardner isn't my girlfriend! And I was a prisoner at Pegasus' castle!
Really? Is that how you call it nowadays? Interesting. And tell us, did you ever asked yourself why are you so tall? Modified genes I presume?
Grrr… A week later…Joey was sitting at his living room; he took a newspaper and read the first article
"Our interview with Mr. Kaiba, 9 years old, has revealed so many dark aspects of his life and his personality. First, he admitted that he works in his company 24/7 because he is far too shy to get close to the others. For that reason he doesn't have any friends, although he longs for them. Also, his reputation for a bad personal hygiene and a doctor's order to avoid people so his obsessions' problem won't harm them add to his friendship problem. He has declared his passionate love for his girlfriend Tea Gardner and he has revealed that they plan to get married very soon! Oh, the little lovebirds! However, he hinted that although he loves Tea, he enjoys Pegasus' company and long (perhaps too long) visits on his castle for a game called 'Prisoner'. When we asked him about the rules of the game he blushed and didn't answer the question. Finally, he has admitted his hate for his little brother Mokuba and said that he plans to kill his little brother using spaghetti. We suggest that the little kid goes to live with someone that truly loves him. It was our duty to inform you about Mr. Kaiba, the 9-year old boy that so many people admire and so many girls are in love with.
Reporter: Ms. Nosy"
After Joey read the article he saw the picture next to it: Seto attacking the reporter…
End of Story
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