A/N: This is a culmination of my own experiences and Fight Club
Disclaimer: I do not own Fight Club, and even if there were any characters in this, I would not own them either.
TheRules of Fighting
Do not fight scrawny people- there's no point, and you look like a bully
Only fight someone you know will fight back.
You can fight with your friends, just be careful- those fights may be shorter, but you do it more often.
Try not to fight in public- it scares people, and scared people call cops.
Do not discriminate-if you're white, fight a black guy, a white guy, then a Chinese guy. If you're black, fight a Mexican, a Filipino, and a white guy.
Pick your fights wisely- some guys don't know when to stop, and some are trained to kill, instead of just injure.
If you've got skill, fight someone that will give you a challenge.
Avoid fighting girls- they fight dirty. Real dirty
Diversify your fighting- fight a boxer, a martial artist, and a wrestler.
Change your fighting style to fit your needs. Don't be afraid of changes
Don't be scared- the worst the other guy can do is kill you.