A/N: Written right after a fight, which I lost. Remember- it's not about winning or losing. It's how you play the game.
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A Few New Rules
You learn more by losing- you look back, see what you could have done better, and continue.
Don't use weapons if you started the fight. That's just you being a pussy.
If you happen to get caught, smile and be nice- it makes people wonder.
Religious people are the best to fight- that's a lot of righteous fury pented up in there.
Always fight like it's real. Otherwise, the fight may turn in the other guy's favor.
Make sure you have insurance. Lots of it.
If you can't stand the heat, fight anyways.
Teachers like to break fights up, sofight in the back halls.
If you have a basement, fight there. Especially if it has thick carpet.
Don't insult another guy's girl to start a fight. That leads to weapons. See rule 2.
Never stop fighting- there are two directions; up or dead. Up, you get better, dead…well, you won't have to worry about that.