Just a silly thing that popped into my mind. First story I've written in over three years. Feel free to tell me how horrible it is.

Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story.

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Demyx stepped out of his portal and looked around excitedly, quickly regretting it as the low sun blinded him. He flailed and fell to his knees.

"Oh my God, sun! Blind me again and I'll drown you!"

This odd comment gained a few stares from the people walking by. It wasn't every day some insane guy threatened to drown the sun. Demyx helped himself up and grinned as he remembered why he was in Twilight Town. A mission he would be able to handle, or so said Xemnas. What was the mission? The childish Nobody had no idea. The Superior knew how Demyx wrote all of his missions on index cards. That's why he had so kindly written it down himself this time. Demyx twitched and ran a gloved hand through his hair, feeling a flashback of why his Superior decided to write it down forming in his mind.

"Okay, Demyx. You'll be able to remember what I just told you until you can write it down?"

"Yes, Lord Xemnas. Don't worry about it! I'm not that stupid!"

He walked out of his Superior's room while humming a tune that sounded oddly like Mary Had a Little Lamb. Turquoise eyes widened to the size of golf balls as the slightly insane boy realized he had forgotten what his mission was. He turned around and went to ask what he was supposed to be doing.

"L-Lord Xemnas? I-I seem to have forgotten what you told me to do. Could you please remind me?"

The Jedi wannabe sighed deeply, wondering why Demyx was part of his lovely organization.

"You, Demyx, are to remind Zexion it's his turn to clean the castle bathrooms. Can you remember that, or is it too much for your small brain to handle?"

Demyx blinked a few times, not quite understanding the insult. His brain was just as normal as the next person's!

"Tell Zexy he has to clean the bathrooms. Got it!"

He walked back out of the room and made it down two flights of stairs before forgetting what he was doing again. This continued four more times before Xemnas got angry and threw a rather large flower pot at Demyx's head.

Demyx giggled as the flashback ended. Seeing Xemnas turn as red as a beet has been a funny sight. Then again, seeing Marluxia cry over his dead lilies and broken flower pot had made him giggle, too. He dug into his pocket, looking for the card. Xemnas had said this was a special mission. Looking at the card before he got to Twilight Town would ruin the surprise. He giggled happily as his hand landed on the small bit of paper. He grinned as he read it out loud.

"Demyx, buy more doughnuts. Xigbar ate them all."

Demyx frowned and put the card back in his pocket.

"Doughnuts? The Superior can't be that stupid! Xaldin is the one that likes doughnuts, not Xigbar!"

He grinned as he went looking for a bakery. Hopefully he wouldn't get hungry on the way home.