A Boy Named Marik
by Marik's Dark Queen
Summary: Ms. Nosy's new target for total destruction: Marik!
Disclaimer: I don't own YuGiOh, but I own Ms. Nosy and I send her to go and spy on the YuGiOh people every morning (except of Sundays)…
"Hello little boy!" Ms. Nosy greeted Marik.
"Sit down woman!" Marik shouted at her. Ms. Nosy quickly sat down.
"Are you Mr. Marik Ishtar?" she asked him.
"Yes"
"Good, let's start our little interview..."
"Let me ask you…
How do you feel about being such a good, sweet and innocent boy?
I'm not a good, sweet and innocent boy!Yes you are! And between us, much more than Serenity! Now tell me about your sweet little friends, how are they called…oh yes, the rare hunters!
They are not my friends you idiot! They are my servants! And one day we will take over the world together!
Oh, so you are a team! That so cute! Tell me, and what are you doing as a team? Ballet? Synchronized swimming maybe?
I told you that we are planning to kill everyone and then take over the world! You are deaf and stupid!
And what holds you together? Friendship? Love?
Love? We hate each other!Oh, that's so sweet! You are such a good boy! Tell me what else do you do in your free time?
I like stealing God Cards.
Oh, that's a nice hobby! Tell me, do you participate in the church choir too?
No!And I'm sure that you're out everyday doing charity and volunteer work! You know, helping at an old people's house, protecting the animals, saving the forest, cleaning the beaches from the rubbish…
Never!Oh Marik, you're such a perfect boy! Here, let me give a little kiss! (and she kisses Marik on the cheek) What else do you do? Do you help your grandma bake cookies for you and your little friends?
Idiot, I killed my grandma!Oh, that was nice of you! I bet you're getting only As at school!
I don't go to school, dumb woman!Oh, Marik, it was nice talking to you! Let's do that again some time in the future!
A weak later…Yugi was reading the newspaper called "Newspaper". In the front page he noticed an article with title: Marik, the Perfect Boy!
"We met the most lovely young man and we are presenting him to you; Marik Ishtar, the Perfect Boy. He and his group of close friends and co-athletes at school (where they all get only As and are loved and admired by everyone!) compete fairly in competitions, they do volunteer work every day and they help their grandmas bake cookies. Marik, a very friendly boy, says that he loves all of his cute, sweet and innocent little friends and that he would never hurt them, even though he was hurt very much by the evil Yugi a few months ago, when Yugi attacked him and his friends, he ordered his evil minions to try to hurt them, then used his friends against him and tried to steal Marik's precious god cards. Marik never seeks revenge and he forgives and befriends all of the people who have hurt him. When they aren't doing charity or raising money for their community, Marik and his little friends spend their hours in the church, practicing in the choir. Even their clothes show how innocent and good they are. Let us hope that all young men become like Marik, and that they will one-day change the world!
Reporter: Ms. Nosy"After Yugi read the article he fainted…
End of Story!
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