"I thought you said it would be easy to find Starfire."

Robin frowned. It had been two hours since the switch and they had found nothing. He turned Cyborg's body toward Slade. "I assumed it would be. Starfire's powers are something that Slade would revel in. I don't know why he hasn't went on a rampage."

Raven kept clicking away at the city map displayed on an errant computer. "Nothing… This is terrible."

"You're telling me," Cyborg whined. A light above him burst. "I don't know how much longer I can take this! I like feeling feelings, but Raven can't feel anything!"

"Don't get mad," she snapped. "Meditate."

"What were the words again?"

"Azarath Metrion Zinthos. Find your center and focus. Block out all outer stimuli until I tell you."

"Find my center? You sound like a self-help pamphlet."

The frown on Robin's face worsened.

"Okay," Cyborg huffed. "Azacar Metro Zinthos."

A muscle on Robin's face twitched. "Good… Very good."

"Look friends, I shall now turn into a small woodland creature," Starfire announced. She made Beast Boy into a rabbit, then morphed back. "Was I not the most adorable small furry creature ever?"

"Yes. Adorable."

Beast Boy's smiled widened at Robin's body. Starfire turned him toward the real Beast Boy, who was attempting to take off Slade's mask. "Did you see my successful display of a cute cuddly bunny?"

Slade flopped on the floor in his effort. "If you want to do something useful, help me get this stupid thing off! I wanna know what he really looks like."

"As much as I agree, we shouldn't bother with that now," Robin said. He checked Cyborg's stats before he moved to a different program. "Get on your communicators and see if Slade thought to get rid of Starfire's."

"Now I shall be a precious little penguin infant."

"Starfire, concentrate!"

"I shall. Look what I can become now!"

He put Cyborg's head into his hands.

"Can someone please help me?" Beast Boy begged. "Who doesn't want to know who this freak is? I need someone to pull the opposite direction that I'm pulling."

"No way."

"Why not?" he asked, looking at Robin's body. "Don't you want to know who Slade really is, Raven?"

"Beast Boy, taking off Slade's mask while he's not here would be like taking off Batman's cowl while he's unconscious to see who he really is," Raven said. "It's just not done."

"How else are we gonna know?"

"Beast Boy, you must restrain yourself," Starfire demanded. "I could be a kitty again if you like. That will take your mind off of your current body."

"Stop making my body do girly things!"

"While I am in your body, I shall do as I please."

"Stop talking, both of you," Raven demanded, crossing Robins arms. "Cyborg needs to focus."

"Just because you're in Robin doesn't make you Robin," Beast Boy countered.

Robin glanced over Cyborg's shoulder. "Titans, relax. This is exactly what Slade would have wanted us to do. Quit your fighting and search for Starfire's body."

"Alien Mentrion Zinthar…" Cyborg chanted from his spot at the table.

"Maybe we should do this in separate rooms," Raven suggested tiredly. "We might get more done that way."

"You might be right," Robin said, bringing up a different program.

"Does someone have a ball for the beach?" Starfire asked excitedly. "I shall attempt to balance it on a seal's nose."

"No way!" Beast Boy shouted. "I do not do tricks."

"But it will be most entertaining-"

"I said no!"

"The trick is only for our friends," she said. "I have always wished you would perform for us when we are feeling the downer. Now is a perfect time for the picking up."

"You wouldn't dare-"

"I see my plan is going just as I expected. Despite this small snafu, I would have been successful."

Robin got Cyborg to his feet, seeing Starfire's body in the doorway. "Slade! How did you get in?"

"Who me?" he asked, walking toward them. "I'm on this team, remember Robin? The security alarm would have never gone off for your alien super-girl."

Starfire put Beast Boy's hands on his hips. "Do not make me walk in such a fashion! I do not tromp on the floor like a man!"

"As you insist," he replied, putting her hands on her hips.

"Why have you come here?" Robin demanded, raising Cyborg's beam cannon.

"Why do you think?" he asked, striking out Starfire's hip. He then sighed. "That keeps happening… Titans, I'll level with you. It is entirely uncharacteristic of me to do so, but I wish to make a compromise."

"We know better to trust you," Robin spat.

"We'll hear you out," Raven said, approaching him in Robin's body.

"You're you insane?" Robin queried unbelievingly. "There is no way we can trust this psychopath."

"Do you want to stay like this?"

"What's your plan," Robin muttered, turning to Starfire's body.

He held up the access card. "I want my body back. We'll locate a person of your choice to operate the controls and switch us back."

"And about your original plan?"

He shrugged at Robin's body. "There are many other ways to get what I want."

"Fine," Robin relented after a moment. He turned to his body. "Get a hold of Bumble Bee. I want her to do this. Tell her to bring her other teammates."

Raven nodded and went to her task.

"I must know, how were you able to take back that devise?" Starfire asked Slade. "Were you able to control my powers?"

"I attempted to," he admitted. "Your powers are centered on good feelings and being nice." He crossed her arms. "I don't do nice."

"Then how did you get the card?" Beast Boy asked.

"Let's just say I know what boys like, and X was a very willing prisoner."

Starfire retched. "Why is it that I feel that I have been dipped in cheese?"

"Bumble Bee said they'd be here in no time," Raven said, joining them as Robin. "We'll meet them there."

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"Slade sticking out his hip." What a ham! He's such a girl…And how would he know what boys like? I guess with all his "wheeling and dealing", he was bound to figure it out ;)

Hahaha.