Once again, I do not own any of these characters except NIKKI! Also, an appearance from Nailbunny and Psycho Doughboy from Johnny the Homicidal Maniac! They're disguised as other things, but I just used their personalities, which I DO NOT OWN! NAILBUNNY AND PSYCHO DOUGHBOY'S PERSONALITIES ARE JHONEN VASQUEZ'S, NOT INVADER SIN'S! Also, I DO NOT OWN GREEN DAY! THAT INCLUDES BILLY JOE OR JOEL OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS!

Warning: References to witchcraft in here and it may offend some people! Doesn't offend me, though, cuz my friend's into witchcraft! (Lauren: …What? Why do you people keep staring at me? looks at Sin Did you say something!) Uh… Also some cussing! runs from Lauren

Nikki looked up at the television screen and saw that My Dear Princess was on. She sneered at the very thought of that horrible princess. Why did they even have her on the air anymore? All she does is cook and clean and wait for the fucking prince to come and fight the Demon Lord who has 'powers'.

Ha! If those are powers, I'm a prep! she thought.

She stood up and turned off the television. She wanted to do something, but she didn't know what.

Kill someone… Kill someone now.

What? No! I think about it, but I don't want to do it!

Is that so? Then tell me. What have you been thinking about for the past hour?

Killing Zack.

Exactly! Now if you would let your thoughts turn into actions, you would be happier! Think about it. No more Zack smiling and telling you to keep non-existent shipments in the box. No more having to worry about the retarded dog contest that everyone is forced to attend.

That horrible Frisbee…

Yes…We agree on something. Now go and kill Zack. Just think of the most horrible way for him to end… Maybe I can take a form if you work at it…

Nikki walked across the room to a large box in the corner, where she kept some torture weapons she had found when she had been over to Mary's house. They had been in Anna's room. She remembered Anna smacking her across the face for entering, and she forbid her to come over again. Nikki had slapped her back, saying 'Don't hit me or I'll hit you harder!' She picked up a lethal-looking blade and smiled. She imagined Zack's look of horror as she came up on him with the blade, his scream as she plunged it deep into his guts. The thought of it made her want to do it even more.

"Nikki, stop!"

Nikki froze and looked around. There, on the wall, was the poster of Green Day, and she thought Billy Joe had been talking to her! 'Am I going crazy?' she thought, but just when she had reassured herself that it had been her imagination, Billy spoke again.

"Think about what you're about to do, Nikki! What has Zack ever done to you?"

He lies! The filthy punk lies! Now go and destroy Zack! DO IT NOW!

Nikki straightened up and glared at Billy. "What?" he said.

"I'll tell you what, Armstrong! I'm not gonna do what you tell me to do! I'm choosing my own sides, and if you don't like it, then fuck off!"

She wrenched open the drawer in her bedside table and took out a black candle. She took a razor blade and carved the word 'Zack' into the edge. She took out a lighter and lit the candle. This was a spell she had made herself. She had learned from the many witchcraft books she had read that karma came back three times if you used dark magic, but right now she was just furious and ready to kill. She stomped over to the closet and took out the black hooded sweatshirt she always kept for one of those trips to Mother's Hill at night. She put on the hoodie and pulled the hood over her head so no one could tell it was her.

Yes, Nikki… Now go and destroy Zack…

"Nikki, wait! Please!"

"Billy, if you don't shut the fuck up, I'll rip you up and feed you to those wild snakes that come around here at night!"

"But, Nikki!"

"I DON'T CARE!" Nikki shouted, and she opened the door and slammed it behind her.

Heehee, nice one, Sis!

Yeah? Well, I do what I can…

Soon she'll be another pawn to us!

Yeah, but first we need to fix up the house. When she comes home, we want her to have a nice little surprise…

A cake! Cool! I want some cake! Can we make cake, Sis? Please oh please oh…"

SHUT UP! I TOLD you what the surprise was five minutes ago!

Oh! That surprise? Aaw, but I want cake!"

Geez! WHEN are you going to grow up?

…Never! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! …Was that good enough? I thought it was too melodramatic…

Who cares? It's your laugh.

True… But I want people to be afraid of me!

Just show them your face.

…Sorry, what?

Nothing…