Woohoo! Chapter Six is up! Enjoy! The usual disclaimer, but this one maily is a HUGE Johnny the Homicidal Maniac reference! I don't own Johnny, Squee, Nailbunny, Mr. Eff, Psycho Doughboy, Reverend Meat, Devi, Tess, Krik... okay, none of the last four show up, but I think Devi MIGHT be mentioned... Heh, I don't know my own story! Aren't I pathetic? Anyways, enjoy!

Chapter Six - Samara's Story

"This town was build over the place where a city had been destroyed. How it collapsed is a total mystery, so I won't go into any detail. (Sin: This is what you would call lazy writing! I can't help it, people! It's just me!) There were only a few normal people in the town, but you wouldn't necessarily call them SANE. There was one 'normal' person named Johnny C, or Nny. (Sin: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:D Johnny Time!) He lived in a neighborhood that used to be just above this farm. In fact, your house was built right over the house of Nny. These underground rooms were where he... er... tortured people. He didn't just kill any random person, though; only when he needed the blood for The Moose. The Moose lives behind this wall--" Samara put her hands on a blood-stained wall. "--and if Nny didn't give it enough blood, it would escape and destroy the world. Like I was saying, he didn't kill random people; he only killed the jackasses who made fun of him to his face, and these came around VERY often. One day he stopped into a cafe and when the guy up front said that queers weren't allowed in here, everyone laughed, except me. He went quiet for a second, then he pulled out a bunch of knives and began to kill everyone in the cafe. I just sat at my table, all alone, watching every asshole in the bar get what they had coming. He came over to me, and I thought he was about to kill me, but I didn't react. He noticed this, and asked me if I had seen the whole thing. I said that I had, and that he did the right thing. He laughed, and when we left the cafe I had his number in my wallet. We dated for about a month, and then I went to his house. (Sin: Anyone who has read the book can see what's coming! ) We were just hanging out when he suddenly stood up and went into one of the other rooms. I followed him in there to find him talking to two demented versions of the Pillsbury doughboy. He turned and looked at me, and he pulled out these long knives, talking about how he had to 'immortilize the moment'. I panicked and ran, but he blocked me. 'Don't you see, Samara? I can't let you go. We'll always be together...' he told me, then he plunged the knives into my stomach and through my neck. They built Mineral Town about fifty years after I died, and so here I am, with the reincarnation of Nny..."

I know it was short, but I'll make up for all the short chapters in this story. Trust me on that! See ya, peoples!