AN: sorry, I was on my school trip but here's a new chapter.

Robinpoppins: You win! And get pie! What flavor do you want? I put the Rachel thinking Lorelai's a slut thing because (even though she helped Luke realize his true feelings) she dated Luke and she is the enemy…right that sounded a bit like a spy movie…right…enough with my babbling. But since she's Luke's ex I made her look wrong.

Sarah: Welcome

Ronata: Thanks…here's a new one…I wrote I a while ago before break let's hope it's good…I'd re-read it again but I'm lazy like that…

eaglesfreak17: Seriously? Anything…I love to hear what kind of music you listen to so any suggestions are fine… THIS CHAPTER IS FOR YOU EAGLESFREAK!

TweetyBirdGirl: Too smart for your own good. frowns and sighs you want pie too?

lukeandlorealilove: Now that's quite freakishly accurate and observant. Haha. I wonder if there will be a brown haired boy next…

hollywoodgrl: Cause we all love jealous girls :) they're fun to read about.

I make my living off the evening news
Just give me something-something I can use
People love it when you lose,
They love dirty laundry

Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here
I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em all around

We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who
Comes on at five
She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam
In her eye
It's interesting when people die-
Give us dirty laundry

Can we film the operation?
Is the head dead yet?
You know, the boys in the newsroom got a
Running bet
Get the widow on the set!
We need dirty laundry

You don't really need to find out what's going on
You don't really want to know just how far it's gone
Just leave well enough alone
Eat your dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em all around

Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pie
We love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundry

We can do the innuendo
We can dance and sing
When it's said and done we haven't told you a thing
We all know that crap is king
Give us dirty laundry!

Dirty Laundry by Eagles

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Lorelai was managing the front desk when she heard tapping on the desk. She looked up. "Mia!" She cried coming out from the desk to give her a hug. "Oh my God!" She screeched jumping up and down. "You're here." She said calming down a bit.

"Lorelai, you look amazing…as usual." She said smiling.

"You look amazing too." She said looking Mia up and down. "Travel's well for you." She said smiling. "Let me get you a room and then you can see Sookie." She said.

"Lorelai stop screaming." Came a heavy French accent from across the room. "I swear you sound like a-" He stopped when he saw Mia. "Mia." He smiled and hugged her.

"Michel." Mia said smiling. "You kept him." She said talking to Lorelai.

"What's an inn with out Michel?" She asked.

"An inn that's not an inn." Mia said grabbing her bags.

"Exactly." She said smiling handing her a key. "Come on you can go to your room in a second." She said leading her over to the kitchen.

"Ok but I need the grand tour of course." Mia said smiling happy to see Lorelai so happy.

"Shouldn't expect anything different." Lorelai said opening the doors to the kitchen. "Sookie, guess who's here!" She said.

"Hmm." Sookie asked putting a brightly colored injured hand up to show Lorelai where she was.

"I said guess." Lorelai said shoving Mia towards Sookie.

"Mia!" Sookie said close to hyperventilating. "Oh my God!" She said giving her a hug. Yeah, now she was hyperventilating. "Cookies!" She said turning around searching for the cookies she made earlier. "Here." She said handing her a cookie.

"Amazing…but when is Sookie's food not?" She asked smiling.

"It always is." Lorelai agreed.

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Lorelai and Mia were walking around the town arms linked talking. "Let's go to Luke's is his food still delicious?" She asked.

"Of course." She said. "Even better." She said giggling turning towards the diner. She couldn't help but notice the food got better since she got together with Luke. Maybe it was his mood or the way she felt about life now but what ever it was it tasted better then it did before. Other people noticed also; asking him if he switched recipes.

"Good!" Mia said. "Because I am starved." She said rubbing her stomach for effect. Lorelai smiled. "Where's Rory?" She asked.

"Coming in five minutes." Lorelai said. "I didn't tell her yet though I want it to be a surprise." Lorelai said. "Hey." She said smiling at Luke.

"Mia!" He said smiling.

"Lucas." She said giving him a hug. "You look happy." She observed.

He shrugged it off knowing exactly why. He caught Lorelai's eye and she smiled at him. Mia acted oblivious even though she saw exactly what happened.

"Here she comes." Lorelai said.

Rory walked into the diner and dropped her purse spilling its contents. "Mia!" She said giving her a hug.

"Look at you." Mia beamed. "A Yalie." She said. "You look gorgeous." She said bending down helping her pick up her things.

"Me?" She asked looking at her. "Look at you!" She said smiling. "You look amazing." She said smiling.

Luke walked over with coffee and Lorelai smiled. "You are sent from heaven aren't you?" She asked looking up at him.

"You found out my secret…damn." He said rolling his eyes.

"I will put up with your sarcasm as long as you have the coffee." She said drinking the coffee.

"My sarcasm?" He asked raising his eyebrows.

"Food." She said smiling sweetly.

He rolled his eyes and went to make them food.

Defiantly something going on there. Mia mentally reminded herself to ask Lorelai about that later.

Rory and Mia chatted for a while and Lorelai sometimes joined in.

"I need coffee." She said taking her cup up to the counter. "Hey." She said handing him the cup.

"Hey." He said filling her cup up with coffee.

"She's here." Lorelai said smiling

"She is." Luke said the corners of his mouth tugging up.

Lorelai sighed content and took a sip of her coffee. "It's not full anymore I need more." She said smiling.

Luke rolled his eyes. "I'll still be here go talk with Mia." He said.

Lorelai pouted. "Fine." She said turning around smiling going back to her seat.

"Did you get more coffee?" Mia asked.

"Coffee?" She asked in a bit of a daze. "Right here." She said snapping out of it holding her cup up.

Mia gave her an amused grin and a nod of the head. Rory knew Mia knew. Mia was smart like that.

When Rachel walked into the diner Mia was confused. Rachel…Luke's ex was in the diner. Or Luke's girlfriend? She thought Lorelai was with Luke.

"Hi." Rachel said walking up to the counter.

Lorelai gave her a faint smile and turned her attention to Mia. "How did you like the Dragonfly?" She asked.

"It's gorgeous." She said smiling confused.

"Thanks." She said smiling. "Let's go to the town meeting." Lorelai said getting up. "I'll be right back." She said walking over to Luke. "To go." She said smiling. "We're going to the town meeting want to come?" She asked sweetly.

"No." He said.

"Not even for me?" She asked batting her eyelashes.

He sighed. "Maybe." He said putting the cap on the coffee.

"You don't have to." She said taking the cup.

"Fine." He said.

She smiled and they walked over. "Look who I got to come with us." She said motioning to Luke.

"Let's just go." He pleaded.

They left and Rachel sighed. She couldn't even get him to notice her when Lorelai was around. He never went to town meetings with Rachel either.

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Town Meeting

"Any announcements?" Taylor asked.

Patty stood up and to the mic "Everybody somebody has come to visit us today." She said smiling over at Mia. "Everybody welcome back for the week: Mia." She said smiling.

Everybody turned to Mia and welcomed her back for her short visit. Mia smiled and thanked them.

"I'm heading back to the inn." Mia said.

"Bye." Lorelai said giving her a kiss on the cheek.

"I'm going back to Yale." Rory said. "I'll be back." She said in her 'scary voice.' or as scary as Rory Gilmore can make her voice sound.

Everybody was pretty much back at their houses and Lorelai pulled Luke by the hand to the back of the dance studio. What she didn't realize that was that Mia knew a short cut to the inn and it consisted of the dance studio.

"What are you doing?" He asked.

"Sh." She said giving him a kiss. "Shut up." She said pulling him into the shadows.

He grunted and pushed her against the wall.

Mia heard noises and was watching the whole thing through wide eyes.

Lorelai giggled and put her arms around his neck. She kissed him hungrily; tongue on tongue, teeth on teeth. He put both his hands in her back pockets and pushed her towards him causing friction. They both moaned and Lorelai pulled back.

"Somebody will see us." Luke said tracing kisses down her neck.

"Mmhmm." She said catching his lips on hers.

What they didn't know was somebody was watching them. Mia.

He took her bottom lip and sucked at it. Lorelai flicked his cap off and ran her fingers through his hair. She pulled him down onto the floor and climbed on top of him.

"Can't…do this…here." He got out rolling her over.

"I know." She giggled getting up brushing dirt off of her pants. "But Rachel's at the diner and you look so hot in flannel." She said picking up his cap.

Cheating on Rachel? Mia thought. No, Lorelai would never do that. I know her and she would never do that. She thought confidently. Mia quietly backed away quietly not wanting them to hear her.

"Your house?" He asked.

"What about the diner?" She asked.

"Caesar'll lock up." He said.

She shrugged. "My house." She said smiling.

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"Morning." Mia told Lorelai walking up to the front desk.

"Morning." Lorelai said smiling brightly. "Where are you heading off to today?" She asked drinking her to go cup of coffee from Luke's. "Got one for you." She said handing her a to go cup.

"You are a true angel." Mia said taking it.

"I heard that somewhere." She said smiling throwing her cup away in the bin.

Mia laughed and rolled her eyes at Lorelai.

"Come on. Let's go to Luke's for breakfast." Lorelai said.

"Looks like you just went." Mia said raising an eyebrow. "And I have coffee from him right here." She added.

"You can never have to' much Luke." She said. "Food." She added after hearing herself. "Luke's food." She corrected.

"Let's go." Mia said linking her arm through Lorelai's.

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"Morning." Mia said taking a seat at a table.

"Morning." Luke said giving them both some coffee.

"Morning." Lane said walking over to them.

"Morning." Lorelai said. "Whoa…it's morning we get it; Wake Up Miami." She said. "Yeah that was a sign: I don't have enough coffee in my system; I made a bad joke." She said rolling her eyes at herself.

"Before I forget," Lane said reaching into her apron and pulling out a CD.

"My CD." Lorelai said clapping her hands.

"Or Rory's." Lane said giggling.

"We never got to the bottom of that did we?" Lorelai asked.

"Nope." Lane said backing up. She grabbed two Danishes and placed them in front of Lorelai and Mia.

"Perfect." Lorelai said smiling.

Lane rolled her eyes and went to another customer.

"Rory's best friend from high school." Lorelai explained. Mia nodded and watched Lorelai and Luke interact with each other.

He came by with the coffee pot and his fingers lightly brushed the back of her neck. Mia noticed that this wasn't done by accident and smiled at them. They were so cute.

Lorelai took the cup he refilled and she let her fingernail scrape his palm.

"So where are you heading to today?" Lorelai asked.

"I was thinking about Woodbridge." Mia said drumming her fingers on the table.

Lorelai nodded. "Hasn't changed." She said smiling.

"Then I'm defiantly checking it out." She said giggling.

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Luke brought Lorelai some lunch and he was sitting there watching her eat it. They were in her office and she was drinking her coffee.

"If you keep watching me like that then I'll think I have a stalker." She said giggling.

"Well how do you know you don't?" He said raising an eyebrow.

"Because I voluntarily spend time with you." She said smiling, winking.

"So what about when you're at work?" He challenged.

"Well I'm with you now." She reasoned.

"You win." He said sighing.

"Damn straight." She said taking a bite of her burger giggling.

"But nobody can not look at you." He said.

"Are you flirting with me?" She asked raising an eyebrow.

"Maybe." He answered smirking.

"Do it some more!" She said.

"I like your…shirt it goes well with those…shoes." He answered.

"Well, gee, thanks Carson." She said sarcastically giggling.

"I try." He said rolling his eyes.

There was a knock on the door and Lorelai rolled her eyes. "If it's Michel go away!" She screamed.

"It's your mother." Emily said through the door.

"You can go away too." Lorelai said rolling her eyes.

"Lorelai, do not speak to your mother like that." She said opening the door.

"I'm eating." She said pouting. "Michel did this…I'm going to kill him." She said.

"Bye." Luke said getting up.

"Bye Carson." She said raising an eyebrow.

"I try." He said leaving.

"Try harder." She called out.

"Did I interrupt anything?" She asked innocently.

"Yeah." Lorelai said. "Lunch."

"I wanted to go over some last minute details involving the DAR meeting." Emily said.

"Ok." Lorelai said shrugging. She got off of her chair and bent down looking in the filing cabinets for the file for her mother. "Got it!" She said in triumph getting up.

They were going over some things when Lorelai heard another knock on the door. "Who is it?" She asked.

"Lorelai." Michel said.

"Go away!" She called.

"I can't." He said whining.

"What do you want?" She asked sighing. She heard a giggled and rolled her eyes. "Is this your idea of a joke, Mia cause it's a bad one." She said getting up opening the door.

"The opportunity was right there how could I say no? Michel doing nothing your door shut!" She explained. "I saw Luke leave anyway so I knew you were alone, how could I resist?" She asked.

"My mom's in here." Lorelai said.

Mia raised an eyebrow. "Guess I misjudged." She said shrugging. "I'm going out you need anything?" She asked.

"Don't think so." She said looking up. "Nope." She said smiling. "Have fun." She said turning around. " Don't do anything I wouldn't do." She said smiling turning towards her again.

"You mean do all the things you wouldn't do?" She asked.

"Of course that's what I meant." She said giggling shutting the door.

Emily gave her a weary glance but didn't bring it up. "So I'll see you tonight?" She asked.

"Nope going bar hopping tonight." Lorelai said rolling her eyes.

"Goodbye Lorelai." She said walking out.

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"Hey." Lorelai said getting out of her car.

"Hey." Rory said getting out of hers. "I think we've got the psychic thing worked out." Rory laughed.

"Guess what I'm thinking then!" Lorelai said.

"Why there's another car in the driveway." Rory said arching an eyebrow.

"Wow, you're good. Let's go Madam Louis." She said rolling her eyes.

Lorelai knocked on the door and the maid Clair answered it. "Good evening." She said.

"Hi." Lorelai said walking in. "Mom?" She called.

"In here Lorelai, no need to scream." She scolded coming out of the sitting room.

"You have guests over tonight?" Lorelai asked ignoring her mother.

"Oh some old friends; the DuGrey's." (Can't remember if that was his last name.)

Rory dropped her coat she was handing Clair ands stood there, mouth agape. "Tristan." She said.

An: I have so much homework to do so I'll get the next chapter done and up (hopefully) by the end of desperate housewives tonight…and for all of you living under a rock or who don't like that show it ends around 10

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By the way here's an interview with MA and ASP/Dan…it's hilarious on Amy's part and gives you some info on why they're leaving…(not enough in my opinion but what ever.) http/community. yeah and for the geniuses you have to scroll down to get to it. (don't feel bad it took me like an hour.)