AN: The only thing I have to say is that I cried last night. Twice.

Robinpoppins: Breaks out into girly giggles I thought about the whole "lets throw a phone at Taylor" but then it'd be like why did you do that? And then It would be like it slipped and yeah…haha. On the assuming thing you totally read my mind. No. He doesn't know it's Lorelai and yes a flustered Luke would be extremely hot. Like amazingly hot. Like Oh My God rip your shirt off and get into my pants hot. Ok not that hot but pretty hot. Haha. If you fail I'll be sure to write your professor that you were to busy reading my fic to study. At least you were doing something good: reading. Ha. And yes and finale…the depressing finale. What do I have to say about that? I loved the bands, let me just say that. Sonic Youth, Sparks, Yo La Tengo, and Sam Phillips, are amazing talented artists and ASP has amazing taste in music that I have acquired so now when I listen to music it's like a 'who's Molly Ringwald' moment. (Yeah, I'll never forget that.) Do you know if those were the real artists because the guy playing the piano playing perfume (which I can now never listen to even though it's an amazing song because it reminds me of this crappy season) looked exactly like the guy from Sparks. Spooky. We all care way too much about it…sad yet true. It's like wow I have this huge test to study for but look a re-run is on! I will blow off anything for even a re-run. Back to the finale: I cried. Both Luke and Lorelai were in the wrong but ah! I just can't help but think that they may actually be over for real this time. ASP created this episode thinking she was coming back knowing how to fix this but now that she's not coming back Dave has to do this without her. Sad but true. They won't even consult, not even Dan. So to the finale scene: what the hell? You could truly see the pain in Lorelai's eyes and the way her face was it was just so…oh my God she has no fucking idea what she just did and why she went there. Because everybody let's face it: She knew it would end up with sex and as far as I can tell SEX WITH AN ENGAGMENT RING ON! She didn't even properly break up with Luke! Ok, I'm sorry for my little rant but leave what you thought about the episode in my review so I can bask in your pain also.

LorLukealways: Totally agree but all of you guys need some patients! Haha

hollywoodgrl: First person I met that likes cliff hangers. So, did you like the season finale cliff hanger or was that like crapy even for a person who loves cliff hangers? Haha. You'd think I wouldn't be mad seeing as I had at least a month to digest this information but I was in Egypt visiting denial and I'm a slow digester like Luke…grr I think the season should have ended with Luke and Lorelai in the car on their way to Maryland.

Gymtig: Seriously, can I not thank you enough? I love your reviews because they make me feel happy and loved…ok seriously you and Robinpoppins can now go put me in an insane asylum.

eaglesfreak17: I love that song too. About the season finale if you haven't seen it yet I wish I were you. I cried. Yes true it doesn't take that much and ASP has made me cry so many times over the years but still…I can't believe she made me cry over something sad. Usually it's something good. Ok on the 'I got my first real sex change' I think I just hacked bursted a lung from my little girly giggles. I do all the songs that Lorelai sings by heart so if I get the lyrics wrong I'm sorry but I would never do a mistake like that! The lyrics in the beginning I do get off the internet though. Tell me more! That's hilarious.

nikkitan89: Poor Luke in my story, poor Luke in the show. Seriously…didn't you feel bad for him when Lorelai basically gave him no choice and then she just walked away? I would have broken down right there if I were him.

Christine Forde: Thank you!

jennatheJesusfreak: Right here.

HUMAN BEHAVIOUR - BJORK

If you ever get close to a human
And human behaviour
Be ready to get confused
There's definitely no logic
To human behaviour
But yet so irristible
There's no map
To human behaviour
They're terribly moody
Then all of a sudden turn happy
But, oh, to get involved in the exchange
Of human emotions is ever so satisfying
There's no map
And a compass
Wouldn't help at all
Human behaviour

By the way she's European so many things are spelled differently.

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As Taylor walked up the steps he was about to knock on the door when he saw a female shirt covering the window. He heard moans and stared at the door with wide eyes. He contemplating leaving but it was one of those things where you want to leave but you just can't. Even though he didn't have any view he could hear the moans and groans they let escape their mouths. The woman moved a bit to the side so he could see the inside a bit, but the stain like glass didn't provide a great view of the sliver he saw. He saw Luke's cap land on the floor and he noticed that the woman was tall and had dark hair. Taylor being Taylor didn't put Rory trying to get him to not come up + tall + dark hair together so he figured he had some secret lover-which he did but he would have never pined it for Lorelai. Slowly he backed away and ran out of the diner in search of Miss. Patty or Babbette.

"You think she's gone?" He asked breathing into her ear.

"If she is would you leave?"

"Defiantly not." He said smirking.

"Rory." She said pulling away.

"Go, I'll be up here." He said raising an eyebrow.

She gave him one last little kiss and buttoned her blouse that had 'somehow' become un buttoned. He picked up his cap and sat down on the kitchen chair.

"Did Taylor come up?" Rory asked whispering.

"No." Lorelai said furrowing her brows.

Rory nodded but looked doubtfully at her mother. "He went up there and came down all red in the face."

"Does he know?" She asked looking at the flannel curtain.

Rory shrugged and looked at her mom. "I don't think so." She said reassuringly, though doubtful.

Lorelai nodded and drained her coffee. "I need more." She said walking up to the counter refilling a cup for her daughter and herself.

"Excuse me; I don't think you can go back there." Melinda said sweetly pointing at the employees only sign.

Luke came down and rolled his eyes at Lorelai. "Don't use the potato line on me Luke." Lorelai said getting a muffin.

"Here." He said handing her some tongs. "Don't use your hands."

"Nope wouldn't want to do that." She said rolling her eyes at him. "Hey Rory what kind?"

"Blueberry."

She put one on a plate and handed it to Rory. "I'm going over Lane's." She said wrapping the muffin in a napkin. "Bye." She said leaving.

"I'm bored entertain burger boy." Lorelai said putting her chin in her hands.

"Will you marry me?" He asked staring straight into her eyes.

"If I say yes can I be Mrs. Burger boy….no girl because I'm a girl." She said smiling. "Oh, no the coffee queen! I see it, I like it!"

"You make one simple joke." He muttered.

"One simple request." She challenged.

"Go to Als if you want entertainment." He said rolling his eyes.

"But you're hotter." She said flirting.

"Drink." He said pouring her some coffee.

"Rory said Taylor's looking for you." Lorelai said drinking her coffee.

"When is he ever not?"

"No idea." She said taking her sweater off and putting her hair up. "I think he has a thing for you." She said winking.

"Aw jeez." He said rolling his eyes.

"So Rachel left."

"She left?" He asked surprised she didn't say goodbye.

"Yeah she checked out…and she didn't say goodbye did she?" Lorelai asked sympathetically.

Luke felt uneasy at the fact that he didn't really care she didn't say goodbye. "It's fine." He said truthfully shrugging.

"Ok." Lorelai said shrugging.

Sookie and Jackson came into Luke's arguing. "There she is!" Jackson said pointing at Lorelai.

"Like a Jack in the box." Lorelai said rolling her eyes.

"Taste this." He said shoving a berry looking thing in Lorelai's face.

"Who are we talking to?" She asked him raising an eyebrow.

"Just taste it!" He said shoving it in her mouth.

Lorelai's eyes widen and she looks at him. "Genius."

"Isn't it amazing?" She asked.

"I don't get why you're mad."

"Because he can only 'get' us a crate and that's not enough for anything!" Sookie explained.

"Seriously Jackson you need to go plant like a billion crops of these." She said dismissing him taking one more and passing it to Luke. "It's healthy." She said rolling her eyes.

"You ate it, it must be un healthy." He said smirking.

"No, I promise all natural all healthy." Jackson said proudly.

"I think he was joking." Lorelai said stifling giggles.

"Give it here." Luke said rolling his eyes.

"Only if you let me throw it into your mouth." Lorelai said giggling.

Luke rolled his eyes and took the berry from Lorelai. He ate it and nodded his head approvingly. "It tastes healthy."

"No healthy things taste like crap and this tastes amazing."

Sookie rolled her eyes at Lorelai and turned to Jackson. "You heard her; go!" She said pushing him out the door, following.

"Crazy." He muttered.

"Crazy wants a burger!" She called after him as he went into the kitchen.

"Crazy?" Melinda said acting like she couldn't help overhearing them.

"Actually I must be the most normal one in this town its crazy for 16 year olds trying to form a rock band behind her devout seven day atheist mother." Lorelai said smiling.

Luke came out and rolled his eyes. "Don't listen to little miss crazy over here." He told Melinda.

"I was showing her some of the lovely small town charm we have; like Lane forming a rock band in my garage."

Lane and Rory walked in and Lorelai smiled. "And here's the rocker now."

Lane rolled her eyes and sat down at a table followed by Rory. "Now people really think that she," Lorelai said pointing at Rory. "Is the normal one but don't believe her."

"Rude." Rory said taking her moms coffee.

"You see this little girl ahs stolen my coffee. Give it here and I won't have to call reinforcements."

"Like whom the red vines?" She asked taking a sip.

"Luke." Lorelai whined. "Crazy lady stole my coffee and now I can never drink out of it again." Lorelai said as Rory passed her the cup. "I will drink it only because I am suffering form huge withdrawal pains." She said finishing the cup. "I bet Sookie wouldn't drink my coffee." Lorelai said frowning at Rory.

"Then go away." Rory said waving her off.

"So sweet." Lorelai said rolling her eyes gathering her things.

"Just kidding I love you, you're gorgeous and you can have a sip of my coffee." She said holding up the cup Luke just gave her.

"I have to get going Sookie is probably baking pies with this new berry Jackson created. I even tried it; it's amazing."

"You ate fruit?" Rory asked surprised.

"And I saw it." Luke said smirking.

"It wasn't technically a fruit because it's not a real fruit." Lorelai argued.

Luke raised his eyebrows. "It was made of fruit."

"I'm leaving. I can't take this." She said walking out sticking her tongue out at them.

"Junkie." He shouted after her.

"Health freak." She called back walking towards the inn.

As Lorelai walked out Babbette walked in. "Why don't you two just have mad monkey sex already?" Babbette asked.

Lane and Rory started giggling. "Mad monkey sex?" Rory asked gasping for air.

"Oh I'm sorry sugar, was that too rough?" She asked.

"Mad monkey sex! Ha…that would be a great album name." Lane said giggling

Luke raised an amused eyebrow at them. "Because next time I see her I'll ask her to have mad monkey sex." He said sarcastically.

"Atta boy!" Babbette called not catching onto his sarcasm.

"I was joking." He said dryly.

"Oh but darling next time you see her you should have monkey sex."

"Right here on the counter." He said dryly going into the kitchen.

"I don't think Luke is too found of monkey sex." Lane said cracking up.

Rory laughed also but knew that, that wasn't far from the truth if it wasn't the actual truth.

Luke heard a band from the Soda Shoppe and turned around to see Lorelai eating ice cream. She pointed to a sign on the wall that said: Yum! D

He rolled his eyes and shook his head; he fell for a crazy lady.

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Lorelai threw everything onto the floor and looked at it, sighing. What to pack? A weeks worth of clothes which meant two weeks worth of clothes; options are always good. The one good thing Emily had taught her was pack for the worst and expect the best. After throwing random clothes into her suitcase she showered and fell asleep; exhausted. She had said goodbye to Mia that day and Mia had said. "I think Luke is really good for you."

Lorelai had no idea how she knew but she was glad she knew because she hated keeping things from Mia so she just gave her a kiss on the cheek, smiled, and said: Thank you.

Now sleeping, Luke walked up her stairs and tried to wake her up. "Lorelai." He whispered.

"Ergh." She mumbled rolling onto her stomach.

He flipped her over and got nothing but incoherent protests. He slowly pushed his lips on hers and she shook him away saying that she wouldn't be sexually involved with a woman. Was she kidding? That was when he realized Lorelai was still sleeping and he rolled his eyes at Lorelai. "Rosie I want Luke." She mumbled turning to the side. "O'Donally! O'Donnell…y!" She practically sang in her sleep. He rubbed her sides with his hands and gently shook her shoulders to wake her up.

"Luke." She said waking up. "A group of famous lesbians were all there." She said giggling at how absured that sounded.

"And you were there, and you, and you." Luke said rolling his eyes.

"Judy Garland!" Lorelai said turning her body to face a sitting Luke.

"Didn't she like take drugs or something?"

"Yeah before she went to bed. How did you know that? She was Liza Minnelli's mom. Lots of marriages." She said changing into pajamas since she fell asleep in jeans.

"Tease." He grumbled.

She raised an eyebrow at him and slipped off the top she had put on.

She giggled and pushed him down onto the bed.

AN: So sad that I'm ending it here to see Robinpoppins rant about last nights eppy. That's how sad I am…so leave me a good ran Robinpoppins! Haha.