Chapter 3- The white witch, and a cold Kane

"Damn it why the hell did she come here and not tell me it's winter!" Kane hissed as he tried to keep warm, he was still in his ring gear and wished now he brought a jacket with him. He walked about, looking at the forest, trying to keep his mind off the cold when he heard the sound of a sleigh. "If I see Santa I swear I'm going to . . ." Kane was lucky, he didn't see Santa, instead was a rather tall woman, wearing warm, thick fur. Her eyes caught Kane and she was rather surprised.

"My goodness, I haven't seen anyone like you around here before" she explained.

Kane just nodded as his teeth began to chatter. "Got a spare jacket?" he asked. The woman did him one better. She moved to the side and welcomed him onto the sled; he wrapped her fur around Kane. He felt warm inside. "That's better" he sighed aloud. His eyes gazed down at his feet, and saw a little dwarf man. "Uh. You got a little person on your sled"

"Oh yes, he is a little person isn't he. Not big like you are" The woman said, as she looked him over. "Are you a giant?" she questioned.

Kane laughed. "Naw, people who are smaller than me think I am. But you ought to see my brother. The Undertaker!"

The woman's stare sharpened. "Brother you say?" she asked, just as the dwarf got out of the sled, he presented Kane with chocolate covered licorice, One of his favorite childhood snacks.

"Hey, I haven't had this stuff since I was a kid. My mom wouldn't let me eat it all the time . . . then again I had a lot of competition for them"

"Do you know who I am?" she asked Kane out of the blue. Kane turned to look at her with his mouth full of the sweet candy. "Well . . . You look like a white witch. No offence" he smirked.

The woman smiled back. "I assure you, none take"

Just as Kane finished warming up he got out of the sled. "Thanks for the warm up, I got to go find one of the divas. She's a little… you know… not there," he whispered.

The woman nodded. "You know, I would LOVE to meet your brother and this little… diva as you so call it? Perhaps you can bring them to me? And allow me to meet them?" she asked.

The red light went off in Kane's mind. "Uh . . . yeah you got to talk to our agents about that. Ok, nice meeting you. Bye!" Kane ran for it. He found it a little too awkward with the woman's attitude towards him.

The woman however grinned. "Your majesty?" the dwarf asked.

She smiled. "I found my king" she grinned. "He's perfect!"

Elsewhere.

"I told her and she's like Oh my God, you're joking!" Mickey said as she talked with Mr. Tumnus once more.

Mr. Tumnus stopped her from talking however. "Are you aware of the prophecy here?" he asked of her. Mickey shook her head. "When two sons of Adam and two daughters of Eve come to Narnia, they will vanquish the white witch and restore peace. Yet there are many creatures in Narnia that work for the white witch, and under orders. We are to report any sons of Adam or daughters of Eve . . ." Mr. Tumnus fell silent.

"So? I am not a daughter of Eve, my mother's name is . . ."

"I mean any humans, we are to report any humans!" He yelled back at her. Mickey fell silent.

"Oh . . . My . . . God. You snitched on me! Some friend you are! And I thought of bringing you home to show Trish!"

Mr. Tumnus fell silent as he grabbed Mickey's wrist. "Come, we'll get you out of here before she comes" Mickey smiled as the two of them stormed out of the Tree, only to run head on into Kane. Kane wobbled as Mr. Tumnus and Mickey fell to the ground.

"There you are! For the love of Mike! I was looking for you all over the place! What the hell is that?" Kane demanded as he pointed to Mr. Tumnus.

Mickey grinned as she got to her feet, grabbing Kane's hands she jumped around happily. "Oh my God, it's the goat man I wanted you to see with Trish. See Goat!"

Kane looked at the creature. "You mean a fauns, he's not a goat"

Mr. Tumnus sighed with relief that Kane knew what he was. "Come we must get you both out of here!" Mr. Tumnus ordered.

Kane agreed. "Yeah, that white woman was coming onto me!" Kane grabbed Mickey and pulled her to where they came in from the wardrobe. Mr. Tumnus was stunned that Kane mentioned a white woman. Mr. Tumnus assumed that Kane didn't know; he met the white witch herself.