Chapter 6- the talking critters.

"Impossible" were the first words out of Trish's mouth. Her eyes scanned about the whole woods and saw it was winter. Kane came out wearing a rather large, oversized jacket, even for him. Taker turned to stare at him.

"I think I took Show's" he smirked.

Mickey was jumping all about the place and tried to convince Trish to get in the snow and make snow angels with her. However Taker quickly put a halt to it. "Ok, we're here. Now what?" he asked.

"Hello? Is someone there?" came a voice. All eyes turned to the snow bank, and there stood a beaver. "Are you four lost?" it asked.

Taker blinked for a moment in utter disbelief. "Is that a talking beaver?" he asked. Kane started to laugh yet managed to hold most of his giggles back.

"That sounded so wrong"

"Grow up Kane!" scolded Taker. He then turned towards the beaver. "Who the hell are you?"

"Mr. Beaver" it said.

"Should have known," muttered the Undertaker.

"Come with me, it's not safe here… we can talk elsewhere."

"He means the trees," Mickey whispered as she told them there are trees that work for an evil bitch.

"It's witch" Kane corrected her.

"Depends on how you look at it. So what the hell, let's follow the stoned beaver," Taker announced as they managed to walk about though the woods.

The beaver told them to hurry, since it's not wise to be out after dark. Taker turned to Kane, wondering if he knew why.

"In the book, wolves come after the kids. No doubt we will be attacked too." He explained.

Taker rolled his eyes when they arrived at the beaver dam. There was just one problem though. "Alright, come on in. The Mrs. has tea ready," Mr. Beaver explained.

Kane and Taker looked down at the small entrance. "Uh . . . Yeah. It was a damn miracle I got my ass in that wardrobe, I don't think I am fitting in there" Kane told the beaver.

"No way in hell am I squeezing through that!" Taker snapped.

Trish playfully slapped Taker and Kane in the arms. "Come on, if you can wear spandex I think you can fit inside a beaver dam," she smirked, just as Mickey started to laugh like crazy.

"Oh Trish that was so funny! You are the greatest!"

Mr. Beaver turned to Kane and the Undertaker, whispering. "Uh, if you don't mind me saying, she's not the smartest squirrel in the forest"

Kane laughed. "You're telling us"

The girls went inside first then Taker and Kane stared at the entrance. "You first" Taker ordered.

Kane sighed as he got onto his back and used the snow to allow him to just slide into the door. Kane wiggled his way in just as Mrs. Beaver was setting up drinks. "My, you are much bigger than the last ones that came. But then again, the kings keep getting bigger and bigger now days"

"Kings? Others?" Kane ask, Taker grew too impatient being left out in the cold. He shoved Kane's legs in and slid into the dam himself. The brothers were cramped and litterly had to condense themselves inside.

"I feel like a clown in those tiny cars" Kane smirked.

Mrs. Beaver poured them tea, yet Taker insisted on the beer Mr. Beaver was drinking. "I ain't no tea drinker!"

Trish went back to Kane's question. "You said there were other Kings. Do you remember what they looked like?" she asked.

Mrs. beaver nodded. "But of course! The first ones were two young boys. The second Kings that came was one much bigger than those two, his skin was oddly brown and had markings on his body. I swear that king was the size of a bull! The other was like a brother to him, yet you can clearly tell they weren't of the same blood. The third one, one had long blonde hair and a rather large nose if I do say so myself. And the second king with him was very fidgety. Yet he looked like one of the daughters of Eve."

"Fidgety… big nose…." Kane whispered. His mind clicked. "You mean Triple H and Shane?" he asked.

"Well I don't know any triple H, but one was named Hunter" Mrs. Beaver explained.

"Yeah, Triple H" Trish confirmed.

"Are you farmiller with the prophecy?" Mr. Beaver asked.

Kane nodded. "When Adam's flesh and Adam's bone, sits on . . . aw screw it. When two sons of Adam and two daughters of Eve appear, they will vanquish the white witch, restoring peace to Narnia and ending the 100 year winter" Kane said.

Taker's eyes glared to him. "Why the hell do you read so much?" he demanded of him. Kane just shrugged when the winds outside roared; there was a howling to them.

"I think the wolves just arrived" Muttered Kane.

"Oh cool! Do they talk too?" Mickey asked with great excitement.

Kane glared at her. "Yeah, they will tell you how they plan on killing you!" he snapped back. "We got to get out of here"

Taker rolled his eyes. "You better have an emergency exit beavers!"