Chapter 7- The really big cat

"Welcome sons of Adam, Welcome Daughters of Eve" the lion spoke with great grace and calmness.

They bowed, knowing it was the proper thing to do. Taker looked about. "Some army you got here" he explained.

"Yes, it's now completed since you have arrived. We are ready to go to war against the White witch"

"Uh, yeah, about that. I ain't not knight in shining armor thing, Trish hasn't fired a weapon. Being Canadian and all, she has had no experience. Kane's only fought in virtual wars and Mickey…. Uh…. I wouldn't trust her with a blade" Taker explained getting angry stares from his friends.

"See is I ever save your ass in Warcraft again" Growled Kane.

"Yeah no kidding" Muttered Trish

"I don't play no Goddamn Warcrap!" Taker growled back.

Aslan looked them over. "I find it rather odd that the one king missing is here. How is that so?" he asked.

Kane smirked. "Uh. I'm part prophet" Kane lied. "I predicted what would occur before it happened."

"Tell us what you see next!" ordered a centaur. He stood beside Kane and looked rather upset. Perhaps he wanted to see if Kane was truthful.

Kane rose up. "I see the white witch coming to the camp, laying claim on my blood. I have not betrayed by friends. So I do not know in what manner the witch will attempt to claim to me," Kane announced.

The creatures all were in whispers and wondered how it were so. Aslan only nodded. "Your journey has been a long one. You may explore the grounds and see what we have, please. Practice your weapons so you are ready."

The group agreed. Kane and Taker were taken to horses and learned to fight while on horseback. Trish was at a target range where she fired off her bow. On many occasions she got the bullseye! Kane and Taker took well into sword fighting.

"Hey Philip, we're doing ok right?" Kane asked the horse.

"It's not Philip, he had to retire after the last king broke his back!" the horse stated.

"Well, what is your name?"

"Jacob!"

"Kane, stop talking to the damn horse! You're freaking me out!" Taker announced.

Just then Mr. Beaver came running, telling them the white witch had arrived.

They ran back to see the White witch being carried in my one eyed monsters. And a little dwarf led the way. Aslan stood before her as she came from her perch. "You have something of mine Aslan. My husband" she announced.

"Ok, this wasn't in the book" Kane muttered.

Aslan looked to her. "There has been no such promise to take your hand, whom had proposed to you?" he asked.

The white witch turned to Kane. "He ate my proposal gift to him. Therefore it is an acceptance on his behalf"

"Since when is chocolate covered licorice a proposal gift!" Kane demanded.

Aslan growled to the news. "An exotic food can be considered a proposal gift if it is consumed. Did you?" Aslan asked Kane.

Kane only nodded. "Then he is my property!" the witch announced.

"No f—king way!" Taker called out and drew his swords. "Besides, he's already married"

Aslan looked very skeptical. "Come inside. We will talk this out," he told the white witch.

Kane was getting concerned now. "Because I didn't betray you… This occurred" Kane whispered.

"Well Damn then, what's going to happen?" Taker demanded.

"Do you think you would have been the witch's first husband? No, she sacrifices them on the stone tablet" the Centaur stated.

"Great, I could have joined the first hubby club"

Trish looked to Kane with great concern. "What will happen Kane? I'm worried"

Taker stood poised as the little dwarf that came with the witch stared at him. It began making faces at the Deadman. However Taker glared down at it, rolling his eyes back and warned. "You say a peep little one, and I will step on you!"

It wasn't long before the white witch came out, she stared at Kane with a smirk yet went back to her carriage. Aslan came out and announced she did relinquish her claim on Kane as her husband.

"Damn" Kane whispered.

"What's so bad? You're free!" Mickey cheered as she began to jump up and down with joy.

"How do I know you will keep your word?" the witch demanded. Aslan only roared to her. She sat down and was forced to leave the camp.

Kane knew what was going to happen next, after the entire story had to follow some sort of order. He left the group for a while, and wasn't seen by anyone. Taker decided to check up on Kane, yet Aslan wanted his ear for a moment.

"Look, no offence. But I am really creeped out when animals talk to me" Taker told the lion.

Aslan nodded. "I just wish a favor of you. Led the army" he said.

Taker looked to the lion, and sighed aloud. "I will, no doubt Kane will tell me I got to anyway"

"I thank you so. You may wish to go and speak with him," Aslan left Taker alone so he could go and talk with Kane.

Author's note: sorry about the chapter mix up. Hehe caught up in my own story