Disclaimer: 'Naruto' is owned by the wonderfully talented Masashi Kishimoto. I'll only ever own it in my dreams…
"What!"
If Sakura hadn't known better, she would have sworn that Sasuke had actually shrieked.
"What do you mean, Naruto's been captured!"
"Just what I said. The Akatsuki have him"
Sasuke narrowed his eyes. "Right" was all he said before he took off.
"Sasuke! Sasuke! Ch-chotto matte!" called Sakura, but she was too late. Sasuke was gone.
The poor guard on the Akatsuki headquarters didn't even have time to scream before he was killed by an apparition of evil incarnate. Actually, it would be fair to say that the apparition exploded him into tiny pieces, but yeah… we'll just say he was killed, shall we?
The evil apparition that was Uchiha Sasuke bypassed the splattered remains of the guard and made his way deep into the Akatsuki headquarters, killing anybody who dared stand in his way.
Finally, he found Naruto. Sasuke stared at his lover. Naruto was chained in the centre of the room. He was bruised and bleeding, and looked so damn helpless. And for some strange reason, that turned Sasuke on.
Naruto looked up at Sasuke and gave him a weary attempt at a grin. "They got me"
Sasuke walked towards him, a predatory look in his eyes.
"Wh-what? Sasuke!" Naruto was cut off by Sasuke's tongue being shoved down his throat. His indignant protests were muffled by Sasuke's mouth.
Sasuke tore off Naruto's shirt, then his pants. His own clothes followed.
"What the hell, Sasuke!" complained Naruto. "This is no time to get horny! Untie me, dammit!"
Sasuke ignored him, instead running his tongue down his chest. Naruto whimpered. "Sasuke, stop! Not here!"
Naruto cried out and tugged spasmodically at his chains as Sasuke took his manhood in his mouth. "Gyah! Dammit, Sasuke! A-at least untie me!"
Sasuke was too focused on the task at hand – or at mouth, in this case – to hear his protests. Even after all this time, he still couldn't get enough of the taste of Naruto.
Naruto finally gave up all control as he came. "Sasuke!"
Sasuke smirked as he cleaned Naruto up with his tongue. Then, too horny to wait long enough to prep his lover, he turned the other man around and thrust into him. Sasuke groaned as Naruto threw back his head and cried out in pleasure and pain. The chains rattled as Naruto struggled against them.
Sasuke thrust again and again into Naruto, developing a steady rhythm. As he neared his climax, his hand moved down to stroke Naruto's arousal.
Finally, Naruto came again, his ass tightening around Sasuke. The Uchiha got in two more thrusts before the sudden tightness caused him to orgasm, shooting his seed into the blonde man.
Panting heavily, he pulled out of Naruto.
"Dammit Sasuke, I always knew were a perverted bastard" complained Naruto.
"Don't pretend you didn't enjoy it" said Sasuke as he pulled on his clothes.
"That's besides the point! And now what the hell am I going to wear! You totally shredded my clothes!"
Just then Sakura and a few other jounin entered the room. The random jounin stared at the couple. Sasuke glared back, daring them to say anything.
Sakura wisely decided to ignore the current situation. "Sasuke! I tried to tell you that if you'd just wait, you'd have some backup!" exclaimed the pink-haired kunoichi. "But apparently, it wasn't necessary. You do realise you just took out half the Akatsuki!"
Naruto stared at her. "Are you serious!" His attention was pulled back to his chains. "Hey, dammit! Somebody untie me!"
Sasuke attacked and destroyed the chains. "Why you couldn't just do that in the first place…" muttered Naruto.
Sakura pulled some clothes off a random carcass. "You'll have to wear these" she said calmly. "As your own clothes now resemble the remains of the guard on this place…"
Naruto quickly pulled them on. "These things look like a dress" he muttered rebelliously.
Sakura ignored him. "Let's go"
"No! Wait! Naruto looks so adorable in those robes! I have to fuck him again!"
Sakura methodically hit the horny Uchiha over the head, and dragged the suddenly unconscious man back to Konoha.
Naruto and the other Jounin trailed along behind.
I don't think this is exactly my best work. The first half of it was a bit forced, and that shows. I set out to write a serious smut fic, but I seem to have trouble writing without humour or angst. Oh well.
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