Thankies to those who got off their ass an reveiwed! I feel loved!

So now I shall update and update I shall! You wanna know somethin' random? I like 'Like a Surgeon' By Weird Al. Do You?

Random Quote:

Interveiwer: How would you describe A7x's(Avenged Sevenfold) music to strangers?

Zacky(Vengance): I don't talk to strangers...

Cooler-than-you-people who reveiwed:

. Psy (Under Finger and Thumb ((Dude, I always loved your Penn Name)))

. Hn.LikeICare

. Computerfreak101

. Setoglomper

As Ryou and Bakura left the house, Ryou felt strangely content. Bakura hadn't mentioned Harry Potter for about 5 minutes. Then out of nowhere, Bakura started harshly poking Ryou in the shoulder.

Ryou in his calm pacifist ways tried to ignore Bakura as he rounded the corner in atempt to go to Walmart on their first errand(Walmart Fun!), and in so attempted to ignore Bakura and count to ten. Well we all know how that goes(Don't we all?), and finally-

"Bloody Hell Bakura! What do you want?" Ryou roared.

Bakura meekly passed Ryou a note at which Ryou scwoled, and rolled his eyes at.

I like toast.

As Ryou read that simple line his eye twitched and for some odd reason he felt, well- violent.

"You know Ryou, I never realized how much Snape and Micheal Jackson have in common." Bakura started.

Oh know... Ryou thought, More Harry Potter.

"They both have greasy black hair, fucked up noses, and they molest chil-" Before our beloved Theif King could finish his comparison, the Walmart doors slid open and he gasped.

"The darn things those crazy muggles come up with.." Bakura trailed off.

Ryou rolled his eyes and picked up a buggy.

"Now Bakura," Ryou started, "Meet up with me in Electronics, okay?"

"Whatever Ron." Bakura said nonchantly.

Ryou did a doubletake, "Did you just call me Ron?" Ryou asked.

"Yeah!" Bakura said, "My nickname is Harry, If you keep bitching I'm gonna give you Hermione though." Bakura said as if he was perfectly sane. With that Bakura walked down the aisles looking for the book aisle.

On his way there he walked into two rednecks.

"So, what did you and Marissa do at your house last night?" Redneck Female 1 said.

"We did the freak nasty." Redneck male 2 said

"You what?"

"We baked cakes."

"What? I thought you hated cake."

"No... I mean we rode the pony, if you know what I mean."

"Erm...What!"

"We...raised the roof."

"You danced?"

"No, no! We rocked the house."

"What? I thought you liked country."

"We...umm...rode on the rollercoaster with a blue liger and then had seizures."

"Ohhh! You had sex! Why didnt you just say so?" The Redneck female said in an 'It's so obvious tone', and with further ado she stuck her tongue down the other redneck's mouth.

Mortals these days.. What the fuck about Marissa? They wonder why there's so much Emos (I LOVE Emo music; From First To Last owns your face!) these days. Thats why I stick to Harry Potter; Thet're all so pure and virginal... I bet they would pass out if they ever heard of doushing or anal penetration. Bakura thought as he finally stumbled into the Book section.

As Bakura walked into the Book section he heard an add sniffling sound. He eyes even widened more when he saw it twas Yami his 'Arch Nemisis'.

"What's up your ass besides Yuugi?" Bakura asked all to nicely.

Yami glowered. "It's not fair!" He shreiked as if he had been wronged on the highest degree of punishment.

"What's not fair?" Bakura scoffed mentally kicking himself caring enough to ask.

Without speaking Yami thrusted a book that oddly looked like-

"This is the Half Blood Prince! I love this book!" Bakura said forming back into his obbesive mode.

"Hermione is supposed to to do the freak nasty with Harry, not Ron!" Yami pouted idinantly as he stomped his foot.

"Pfffffffft, you are so naive, Ron is sooooo doing the freak nasty with Hermione! Puur-lease Big hints since book 4 guuuuuh!" Bakura said with a feisty little Z snap.

Yami looked Bakura square in the eye.

This meant WAR...

It was originally waaaaaaay longer, but I felt bad and HAD to post. I'm working on the next now, WAY more Harry obessing in the next.

Don't forget to reveiw, or no update MMMMMMMkay?