Chapter 11- The crowning

"Do I have to wear this? I feel so…."

"Dorkish? Nerdy? Unmanly? Wimp? Dweebish?" Kane named off as Taker was complaining about the garments.

"I get the idea!" Taker snapped back wearing a bright blue satin outfit. It glimmered and shined on him. Kane wore a red and black one. He happened to luck out on his favorite colors. Mickey wore yellow and silver. Trish was in silver and black.

"I don't know about you, but I like it!" she grinned.

"Yeah well you're a chick, you're use to sparkling clothing. I ain't. I'm the Deadman remember? Kane's use to it since he's a geek!"

"HEY!" Kane growled back. "I am not a geek!"

"Sure you are! I've seen you, Rob, Batista and Triple H dress up when playing dungeons and dragons!" Taker snapped back.

"Shut up" Kane growled as the horns were sounded. They made their way out, walking past the men of Aslan's army who bowed and raised their swords in respect to them. They stood before four thrones, all four turned to face the people in the room.

Aslan stood before them and announced. "From the darkest night sky, I give you Lord Undertaker, the Lip."

"What the hell?" Taker muttered as Mr. Tumnus placed a crown on his head.

"From the glistening sun rise, I give you Queen Mickey. The strange"

Mickey grinned as she got her crown and even kissed Mr. Tumnus out of sure joy of it. "Remind me to never bet against her when it comes to kissing a goat" Kane muttered to Trish.

"From the vast lands and fields, I give to you King Kane. The prophet" Aslan spoke aloud.

Kane smirked to his name; it was a better one than the Undertaker's.

"Finally from the glistening seas, I present to you. Queen Trish, the brave." Aslan turned to all four of them as they sat on their thrones with the crowns on their heads. "Once a king or queen of Narnia, always a king or Queen of Narnia. May your wisdom shine down on the people and led us with your guidance and experience."

The people chanted long live the kings and long live the queens to them. Kane smirked yet turned to the others. "Well. I think it's about time we go right?" he asked of them.

"Are you crazy? We're queens!" Mickey said with a grin.

"I am not going to touch that one. But I think it's best we find a way back. I mean, let me put it this way. We don't want to be the ones that have to get our own dinner…" Kane said.

Taker looked to him oddly. "I don't see a problem"

"Taker, everything talks here! Do you want your turkey sandwich giving you a lecture on how it fought in the war at your side?" Kane snapped back.

"Kane, there was no turkey in that war, I assure you. I saw none!" Trish grinned.

Kane sighed when he realized that his point wasn't getting through, the celebrations had started and he decided to wonder about one of the halls, entitled Kings and Queens of the past. Kane was stunned to see images on the walls, and of people he knew! "King Peter, King Edmond, Queen Lucy and Queen Susan." He read aloud.

Kane kept looking down the halls and saw names he was very farmiller with. "No way!" he whispered as he saw the image and read the names aloud. "King Batista, King Eddie, Queen Lillian and Queen Vicky!" Kane looked at the image above. It was indeed Batista, Eddie Guerrero and his wife Vicky and Lillian Garcia! "Damn" he whispered as he looked at the last picture. It didn't surprise him one bit. He remembered the beavers talking about them. "Queen Stephanie, Queen Marissa, King Shane, King Hunter" he smirked. Marissa McMahon, wife of Shane McMahon had braved the wardrobe with the others. Yet he wondered why would the guys go into the wardrobe?

He rejoined the party when he saw the most horrified look on Taker and Trish's face. "What's wrong?" he asked.

Taker looked to him. "Uh, I think we now see your point on leaving. There was a truce among the animals till the war was over. Let's just say it wasn't pretty" Taker explained.

Trish pointed to the far corner where the jaguars were eating one of the boars. "Those things really do scream when it comes to getting eaten," she whispered.

Mickey on the other hand thought it was the coolest thing. "Sweet, now we know what they are thinking all the time!" she said.

Taker turned to the others. "Let's get the hell out of here" They four of them quickly left the room, yet Mickey refused to move.

"NO! I'm staying!" she said and put her foot down.

Taker, Kane and Trish looked to one another. "Ok, see ya!" Trish called out.

"Yeah, we'll think of some sort of excuse to your absences" Kane replied.

"Whatever" Taker growled. The three kept walking till Mickey pouted.

"You can't be serious in leaving me alone! Trish, we're queens! Don't you want to stay and be a queen?" she asked.

Kane rolled his eyes as he turned to Mickey James. "Mick, if you are expecting hires to the throne. You got a choice in a husband, be it Taker or I. Quite frankly, being married men. We don't want to resort to that, nor do we want some crazy ass woman being our wife!"

"She has to be crazy to marry you in the first place" She shot back.

"That's it, let's go damn it!" Kane growled, as he grew frustrated with the crazy diva. They kept on going, yet knew Mickey would follow eventually; she just has to be with Trish.

They took the horses back to where they first came out. Kane saw the trees and knew where to go from there. "Come on this way!" he announced.

"WHOA!" Taker yelled. "I am not going back, dressed as this!" he said.

"Be a man, and suck it up!" Trish snapped back as she pulled the Undertaker through the woods. The trees became thicker and thicker till they saw darkness ahead of them. Kane fell through first, then Trish, Mickey and Taker right on top of them. All were back in their normal clothing, yet were stunned to see Triple H, Stephanie, Shane and his wife Marissa in front of them.

"Did you just…" Hunter asked.

"Yes, yes we did" were the first words from Kane's mouth. "We just got back…"

"Which means then need kings and queens…. EVERYONE IN!" Hunter announced as he helped Stephanie in, them Marissa. Shane leaped in on his own. Hunter grabbed the doors. "Don't tell Vince were we are. He wants more family time, tonight is game night" he whispered to the four.

"What are you going to do when you get there?" Taker asked.

Triple H grinned. "The king of kings goes back on his throne!" With that spoke, he slammed the doors shut just as Vince came into the room.

"What the hell… I swore I heard Triple H in here just a moment ago!" he said. Vince stared down at the two divas and the brothers of destruction on the floor. "Why are you on the floor?" he demanded.

"I lost my contact lenses?" Kane suggested as he pretended to put it back in his eye. "Oh yeah, there it is"

"Well get up and help me find the others. Tonight is family night! We're playing scrabble!" Vince ordered.

They all got themselves off the ground and smirked as Vince left the room. "I wonder how long they are going to stay in there," Kane whispered to Taker.

Taker grinned back. "Who knows for sure? But it will be quite a story when they get back out!" he laughed. Just as they left the room, Taker swore he heard the roar of Aslan coming from the wardrobe. But shrugged it off, he turned out the light to the room and wondered how long those four would last in Narnia.

The End!