Well, I decided to write something that wasn't smut for a change. No! Don't press that 'back' button!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. You all know I don't own Naruto. And yet I still have to put this disclaimer here. So troublesome…
Shopping Spree
"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura yelled as she ran up to the Uchiha. "You and Naruto are going on a shopping spree with me and Ino tomorrow! Isn't that wonderful!"
Sasuke glanced at Naruto. "Ino and I" he corrected automatically as he noted the slightly desperate look on Naruto's face. Apparently, Naruto hadn't had much to do with the decision.
"And who decided this?" asked Sasuke.
"Well, Naruto said–"
"I did not say I wanted to go shopping!" Naruto shuddered at the last word.
"But Naruto! Gay guys are supposed to like shopping!" Sakura switched her attention to Sasuke. "Sasuke-kun, c'mon, let's go shopping! It'll be fun!"
"No" said Sasuke flatly.
"Please, Sasuke-kun!" Sakura fluttered her eyelashes.
"No"
"But Sasuke-kun–"
"Gyah!" screamed Naruto "I can't take it anymore! Sasuke, just say 'yes'! One day of shopping has to be better than two weeks of begging!"
Sasuke blinked. Naruto had a point. "Fine. We'll go"
"Yes!" Sakura punched the air. "And then, we can go to Ino's house and we'll all get makeovers!"
She rushed off.
"Hey! I did not say–" Sasuke protested, too late. Sakura was gone.
The next day, Sakura came knocking on their door very early… well, 10am… but that's still early!
Sasuke and Naruto were unwillingly disturbed from their sleep after a long night of… well, you get the point. They were tired.
When Sakura finally dragged them out of the house, Sasuke was still blinking sleepily and Naruto couldn't seem to stop yawning.
Sakura, however, was awake enough to make up for both of them – and talked even more.
Sasuke seriously considered silencing her permanently but decided not to because that course of action would probably leave him sleeping on the couch until he was 80.
For the entire day, Sakura and Ino dragged the men into various shops, where they modelled clothes and forced the men to do likewise.
Somehow, Sasuke and Naruto ended up carrying the two women's purchases. All of them.
Finally, after forcing a random shop to stay open an hour past it's closing time – Sakura and Ino honestly didn't notice that the salesperson was trying to convince them to leave – the two men were dragged to Ino's house.
They dropped the purchases on the floor and collapsed, exhausted, on the couch.
Unfortunately, they got no chance to rest. Sakura and Ino pulled out a make-up kit and pounced.
Half an hour later, Sasuke had purple highlights in his hair and dark eyeshadow and eyeliner, set off with a touch of bright red lipstick. He stared at himself in the hand-mirror the women gave him, totally shell-shocked.
Naruto, with pink eyeshadow and lipgloss and a matching pink streak in his blonde hair – which had been brushed silky smooth and shiny, then styled – had the exact same shocked expression on his face as Sasuke.
Just then, Sakura and Ino pulled out their secret weapon. The men stared in horror at the box labelled 'Jumbo Waxing Kit'.
Then, without a moment's hesitation, they both scrambled for the door.
They were accosted in their escape attempt by the two kunoichi, who tied them up to make sure they wouldn't try it again.
Then they sat and screamed in pain for an hour and a half – they were being extremely uncooperative – before they were finally allowed to escape. But not before Sakura and Ino took photos.
Sasuke and Naruto ran home and barricaded themselves in their bedroom, swearing that they'd never, ever consent to go through that again – no matter how much Sakura begged.
Well, I hope you enjoyed it despite the lack of smut.
And I still don't understand why you guys can't take just one minute to review a chapter. It's one minute, for God's sake! One lousy minute! –Author freaks out-
Just review, will ya!