Characters: Andrew (talking to the camera)
(Andrew sitting on a chair in front of his camcorder. He looks a bit nervous and is fidgeting.)
The story of my life, ey? Let me tell you it's a wonderful story. Full of twists and turns and the climax... Don't even get me started, it's like what would happen if Superman and Batman got together and did a movie. Two different people but brought together, and being each others acquaintance. I'm like two people, you know. I was born a evil fiend, and as I got older me and two other evil fiends got together. We came up with all the evil plans. We turned the Slayer invisible... Which really wasn't a good thing on our part... But it was cool. You should have seen it, we just shot her with the Inviso-ray and POOF she was invisible. But then I was kidnapped after Darth Rosenberg, AKA Willow, became evil and peeled and killed Warren. I became there 'hostage' as I liked to call it and they made me clean the house. It was my way of making up for my rocky past. See, my story is full of twists and turns. It's a great example of redemption. One day, when the world is over, the aliens are going to find this, hi Aliens. And there going to see how we, humans, acted. I have a few questions: Do you look like Piccolo off of Dragon Ball Z? Or do you look like the ones off of War of the worlds? This is Andrew, by the way... Bye.
(He leans foreword and turns off the camcorder.)