Rating: PG13, just cuz you never know.

Genre: Action/adventure, humor

Summary: Take a wild guess.

Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha, Sesshomaru, Naraku, Rin, Kohaku, Kagura, or anybody else for that matter.

I have seen the first season, and the first three movies. Just a warning, people.

WARNING! I'm putting this story up on two names (Sita the Marshmellow Lord and FreeAsTheWind), so whoever gets fewer reviews will be terminated, and you will have to go to the other name. Please review and tell me "yes I'll look it up on the other name." PLEASE! Thanks!

A Day In The Life Of Naraku

2

Naraku Gets Sued

However, Kagura did not get to hear the plan of evilness just then, because somebody knocked on the door.

Naraku and Kagura looked at each other. Somebody had broken through the barrier and was knocking on the door.

Naraku answered it and looked dumbfounded at his guest. A graying man in a suit stood on the "welcome" mat, a briefcase in one hand.

"Are you Naraku?" he asked.

"Yes. What do you want?"

"May I come in?"

"Who the bloody hell are you? No human could just walk through that barrier!"

"Human? Hardly! I'm a lawyer!"

"A lawyer?" asked Kagura behind him. Naraku gulped.

"Yes. My name is Dip Thong."

"Why is a lawyer here?" asked Naraku angrily.

Dip leaned towards him.

"Did you know your castle is not wheelchair accessible?"

Naraku gaped. "Excuse me?"

"Did you know your castle is not wheelchair accessible?"

"You're suing me because my castle is not wheelchair accessible?"

"Yes! What if somebody in a wheel chair wanted to see you, huh?"

"There's no point! How would they get through the barrier anyway?" asked Naraku, before he realized he was arguing with a lawyer, instead of killing it.

"Maybe they had a sword like InuYasha's!" argued the Dip.

"I don't give a damn about them, nor you. Prepare to become one with my flesh."

"Haha! That foolish trick won't work with me!"

He pulled a fountain pen out of his pocket, and stabbed at the oncoming tentacles.

"AAAH!" Cried Naraku as they (the tentacles) turned to dust. "What is this magic?"

"Fool! Get the stone!" cried Lord Voldemort from Harry Potter behind him.

Kagura, after kindly explaining he was in the wrong story, threw him out of the castle.

"You can battle swords and demons," said Dip, "but you cannot battle the law!" He cackled manically.

Warning: I do not really know how you sue someone for not being wheelchair accessible so after this it's all guesswork.

"Now. Back to business." Said a now calm lawyer to a stunned Naraku.

He handed him a piece of paper.

"You either put a ramp here or you pay us this bill and leave."

No way! Thought Naraku. I'll just pay it.

Then he looked at the paper. A couple of calculations, and at the bottom of the paper… the final cost. Naraku looked up.

"I'll have the ramp installed." He growled.

"Very well." Said Dip.

Then he walked away, and disappeared behind the barrier.

End Of Chapter Two

Sorry, I couldn't think of what to write next.

Acknowledgements

(For both pen names)

Silverhaired Nemesis - I love your reasons for hating Kagome in your bio…lol…

Narakus-Mate – Thank you!

Cleo – Thanks so much!

Neva13- TY, but what is bffaeaeaeaeaeae mean?

Umineko san – I have, and thanks!

Lovelykaedeinufan – uh wow yourself. Is that a review or a flame?

Grunt – TY!

Ladyofcamlann- TY!

Sam: Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo? It'll be spring soon. And the orchards will be in blossom. And the birds will be nesting in the hazel thicket. And they'll be sowing the summer barley in the lower fields... and eating the first of the strawberries with cream. Do you remember the taste of strawberries?
Frodo: No, Sam. I can't recall the taste of food... nor the sound of water... nor the touch of grass. I'm... naked in the dark. There's... There's nothing. No veil between me and the wheel of fire. I can see him... with my waking eyes.
Sam: Then let us be rid of it... once and for all. Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you!

-Lord Of The Rings,The Return Of The King