I do not own Orochimaru.
Orochimaru woke up to another day. Right now he was lying low in his mansion right next to his very own wild life theme park, Never land. He was also currently under his fake name, Michael Jackson. He's been in this role ever since he took up the body of one very talented singer, in a family of Jacksons.
Oh, how he remembered it as if it was yesterday. He had just stopped using his last identity, Elvis, the Rock and Roll King, when he came across this family of very talented singers. Needing a new body soon he had taken over that of the youngest in the family after turning their mother into a Jehovah's Witness.
This wasn't the best part of life, the best part was somebody had found the old stories of Uzumaki Naruto, the only boy to ever defeat him. Of course right before he truly died, he took over another body and changed his goals. His goals now where to live as long as possible, and since he perfected the technique so he had to wait a minimum of three years before he could use it again with no maximum.
Reaching over into his night stand, Orochimaru pulled out a photo book. The first pages had some of the oldest pictures of when ninja still ran amuck. Flipping through he came across the middle era, the time of magic and swords. He remembered what fun it was to run around as the son of the King Author and his sister. He remembered being Kaiser Wilhelm and starting the First World War. What fun he had. Then toping that off by doing it again as Adolf Hitler and starting the Second World War. Moving to America through people, he quickly took on the guise of Elvis Presley and started his singing career. Liking it some much is what made him decide to do it again.
Now when most people see Michael Jackson, what they actually see is Orochimaru's face slowly coming out more and more. Orochimaru had decided though that he would only take one more body over after Michael Jackson. The decision on who he would take over was based on the next elections after all this pedophile junk was over.
Okay, I had to do it. It just came to me how much Michael Jackson and Orochimaru looked alike. Then to top that, usually stuff like this is ancient in the story instead of in the future. I mine are time. And I do not believe Michael is a pedophile, just rich and without a childhood, and did I mention RICH.