Chapter 2: The Tango

"mm Hiei…" A bundle of blankets shifted and Kurama sleepily glanced around the room, "Hiei?" Kurama tossed the blanket off of him and set his feet on the floor. He immediately regretted his action, as his legs refused to support him. "Don't hurt yourself." Hiei snickered from the doorway.

"It's your fault for doing me so much." Kurama huffed angrily, actually having to look up to see his lover's face. Hiei walked over and stopped in front of the red head. There was a moment of silence and then Hiei smirked, "I think I like this point of view better."

Kurama twitched and stood up angrily, "Well I'm going to the bathroom." The way he left was supposed to leave a dramatic effect but it only caused Hiei to chuckle to himself, since Kurama was limping and naked.

"Baka Hiei…What was with him? We do it once it isn't good enough for him so he wakes me up an hour later just to seduce me again." Kurama grabbed for his shirt. Or at least the shirt that supposed to be there. "Oh right…" Kurama sighed and turned on the water.

The door opened and shut silently. Kurama watched the tub fill and he soaked in the tub. "Want me to scrub your…" Hiei let his hand run through the water and hover over Kurama's private areas.

The red head blushed and slid deeper into the water. Hiei blew the fox's ear and whispered gently, "…back."

Kurama frowned and blushed furiously, "I should slap you." Hiei pulled away, "Turning into a girl now are we?" Kurama gapped and threw a bar of soap at the apparition. "Get out!" "Yes ma'am."

Kurama growled and sunk lower into the water, "Someone is being more talkative than usual…" Suspecting something, Kurama decided he had to be prepared for anything today.

He climbed out of the tub and pulled the plug. A few minutes of drying his body and 30 minutes to dry his hair, then he stuck a brush on his hair and walked out of the bathroom.

Kurama opened the door to his bedroom and pulled the brush down, slowly brushing his hair. A quick glance confirmed that his favorite apparition was not in the room. He sighed and finished his brushing.

A low grumble signaled hunger. "Ah…I didn't eat much yesterday…" Kurama frowned and walked toward the kitchen.

He shoould'nt have gone there.

Yusuke and company were in the living room laughing their asses off, and pointing at the wall next to him. Hiei appeared and waved his hand in my direction, "Presenting our star, the pink flamingo."

Yusuke gasped and died from laughing too hard. Everyone else dropped onto the floor and clutched their stomachs in pain. Kurama turned to see the wall.

Hiei will die.

Right on the wall was a large wall scroll of Kurama when he had his little skin problem. Except the picture had feathers and wildlife in the background.

Kurama began to twitch visible. Hiei held an innocent 'I don't know why they're here' look on his face.

A few minutes' later women were shown out the door and men were thrown out the window. Kurama slammed the doors and windows closed. Drawing the curtains so that Yusuke wouldn't look in.

"What is THAT?" Kurama hissed, pointing at the picture hanging on the wall. Hiei smirked, "It's a wall scroll." You could see steam coming off of the fox, "I know THAT. I want to know why it's up there!" Hiei scratched his head and pulled the scroll off, "What's up there?"

The fox let out a feral roar and pounced on Hiei, determined to rip the small sexy young man apart. Hiei gasped and Kurama sunk his teeth in his shoulder. Kurama felt a sudden need to hear Hiei gasp again, so he once again sunk his teeth in the poor boy's shoulder.

Hiei whimpered and clutched the rug beneath them. Kurama brought his face close to Hiei's and growled, "You baka. Why did you put that up there?" For emphasis Kurama kicked the scroll across the floor.

Hiei released the rug and smiled, "Revenge."

At this Kurama stared at him blankly. There was silence looming in the air like thick fog. "What?"

Hiei shook his head and moved his lips closer to the fox's ears, "Revenge."

"OH MY GOD!" Kurama gasped. Hiei watched as the fox's aura died, and he kept repeating to himself, "Revenge…revenge…" Kurama pulled his loveseat toward himself and began to sit down.

Hiei grabbed Kurama's wrist and pulled him into a hug, "I was only messing around with you…" Kurama nodded numbly. Hiei found his reaction to his plan a little too much. Kurama placed his hands on Hiei's arms, "I want to hear you scream sorry."

Hiei shuddered at the lust-covered words combined with Kurama's lustful eyes boring into him. Hiei nearly stumbled as the kitsune began walking him backwards. "K-Kurama…" Kurama stopped and smirked, "This feels like dejavou."

Kurama then pushed Hiei onto the love seat. A small gasp escaped Hiei before it happened.

A large farting sound filled the room.

Hiei froze and stared at Kurama who was trying to hold in a laugh. Hiei noticed the bedroom door open and was horrified to see Yusuke's head pop out smiling from ear to ear.

"Oh my what did you eat Hiei?" Kurama chuckled. Hiei pulled out a whoopee cushion from under him, and scowled.

"I win again ne koi?" Kurama laughed.

That is it for the second chapter. Sorry for the loooooong delay. But I totally suffered from writer's block. Again sorry! Review and stick with me for the next chappie. Thank yous to all the patient people who forgot about me but still realized I was there lol.